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PTizzle
Oct 1, 2008
Red Rocket was painful and enthralling in equal measure. It felt like it captured the spirit of a washed-up pornstar in the same way Louis Theroux's porn documentaries did, although in this case it's more of an outright awful person (who is clearly aware they have charisma). By the end I was just hoping that Mikey would get out without causing further damage to any of the far more sympathetic characters.

The performances are strong and Sean Baker has a real talent for capturing life on the American fringes but I'd struggle to outright recommend it.

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
I actually liked Bullet Head, a sort of lite-Tarantino talk'em-up, refreshingly without a bunch of Tarantino themes... but the movie opens with this whole sequence from the perspective of a dog. You see this play out a few times in the movie, this dog's perspective as it is told to sit, come, stay, etc. on its way to a place where Bad Things Happen.

I thought for sure the plot twist was going to be that the perspective we are seeing is that of a person. It's really obvious; we only ever hear grunts and sounds, which sound beastial but could be made by a human. We only ever see a chain, never any paw or part of the dog. But no... it turns out it was a dog. Which made me doubly sad and annoyed, because I was thinking that the coming "plot twist" was being too foreshadowed and that it was going to be too obvious... but then it wasn't a plot twist at all, and now I'm left wondering if it was meant to be a fakeout or did I read too much into it, or maybe it was going to be a person but somewhere in production they changed it.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

PTizzle posted:

Red Rocket was painful and enthralling in equal measure. It felt like it captured the spirit of a washed-up pornstar in the same way Louis Theroux's porn documentaries did, although in this case it's more of an outright awful person (who is clearly aware they have charisma). By the end I was just hoping that Mikey would get out without causing further damage to any of the far more sympathetic characters.

The performances are strong and Sean Baker has a real talent for capturing life on the American fringes but I'd struggle to outright recommend it.

It feels like a Safdie brothers movie in the south. A lot of the actors in the movie are non-professionals and I feel like that really makes the tone. Simon Rex was really good too and I had no idea who he was before I saw this film.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Oldboy: Somebody wrote this script one-handed, and I don't just mean the sex scenes. This is so close to being a brilliant satire of conservative American value fantasy. All it needs is a title card at the end saying "men would rather do this than get therapy."

Buttchocks fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Jan 26, 2022

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Eternals: Eeeeehhhheeaaayyyueeehhhmmmmmeeeehhhuuuggghhhhheehehmnmnmnmnnnnnnnneh.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom isn't great. Willie and Short Round both kind of suck though not bad enough to deserve the slaps they get from Indy. Short Round at least gets to do something besides screech at the scenery, which is more than I can say for the future Mrs. Spielberg. There were a lot more "huh huh look at this" gross out gags than was really necessary. The mine car sequence is by far the high point of the film. This is the least of the original three by a long shot though it beats out the fourth one.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Short Round owns, bitch

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Out of Bounds: So, is this kid going to be going to prison for a long loving time or what?

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The Privilege on Netflix:

1) if you're going to use really obvious and hilarious stock sounds, don't use them in the dramatic peak of your opening sequence and also every time you replay that scene.
2) That's not white noise. Why would you not use actual white noise? It's not copyrighted, and every decent audio mixer has it built in. There's even recordings freely available online.
3) I guess there's no FDA in Germany.
4) gently caress this movie for showing us elderly woman boobs, but having the main characters remain completely clothed while they have a random threeway.
5) The Privilege actually refers to the main character living in a modern art gallery posing as a house, which makes sense if you consider that his mother is Andy Warhol.

Society was a much better movie than this.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
The Art of Self Defense: Everything in this movie is like, five percent wrong which is a great tone for a comedy, feels like you're watching a feature-length Walmart associate training video. Super cathartic ending. Great use of color, love how the cinematography changes into a different movie completely once our protagonist starts taking the night classes.

Pirate Jet fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Feb 12, 2022

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Fistful of Vengeance on Netflix. I'm pretty sure a movie happened while I was watching this. There was lots of fighting and mystical poo poo, yet I am at a loss to explain any of the events depicted or who any of the characters were or what they were doing or why.

Score: 10 out of A+

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Guns Akimbo is an aggressively stupid film that kind of gets away with it because of how over the top the violence is. Huge Shoot Em Up (2007) energy - in fact, doesn't the last act of Shoot Em Up have Clive Owen getting guns bolted to his hosed up hands?

In any case, I'm glad Daniel Radcliffe has been set up for life by Harry Potter to do whatever weird indie project catches his attention.

Man with Hat
Dec 26, 2007

Open up your Dethday present
It's a box of fucking nothing

Exciting Lemon
The Batman (spoiled because it's really new) was super weird to me because most of it I was annoyed at how bad they did a lot of things and then at the end they made all the bad stuff make sense. I think I'm gonna rewatch it in a new light when it's out of theatres. Like their portrayal of the Riddler was terrible imo for most of the movie but at the end it felt as if that was a portrayal by the riddler so create his following and not who he really was and in that light it was cool.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

The Batman was cool. Good looking film, great cast. Good to see marvel hasn’t completely ruined action blockbusters

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Wife made me watch the Bad Batch (2016). Felt like a Kelly reichardt film the way it meandered along but kind of didn’t feel like it got what it was reaching for. It’s a movie that knows it’s a movie but doesn’t really say anything interesting about it imo

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Stolen Kisses owns. There's so much truth in how Antoine acts it's hard not to see parts of my younger self in him. Excited to see where he ends up in the last two

Man with Hat
Dec 26, 2007

Open up your Dethday present
It's a box of fucking nothing

Exciting Lemon
Dr. Strangelove: First of all holy poo poo it's so good.

Apparently Megadeth named their band after a sign in it and that's super cool. It was also funny as hell.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Two English Girls is causing an existential crisis in me. 4.5/5 stars

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Man with Hat posted:

Dr. Strangelove: First of all holy poo poo it's so good.

Apparently Megadeth named their band after a sign in it and that's super cool. It was also funny as hell.

technically not a sign

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker
I was thinking of watching High Fidelity again, then I realized I truly hadn't seen Evil Dead 2 yet. It's fun as hell, obviously. The pacing is great, the production value is great for how low the budget is, and the Raimi camera goofiness is just enjoyable. The video and sound quality do suck, though. I put on Army of Darkness afterwards (I had seen that before) and the difference in quality is pretty jarring. That, and the low budget, would probably make this movie seem extremely dated if you didn't know what you were getting into.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Last Week:

Fanny And Alexander: I wouldn't have predicted this when it took an hour for the plot to start but I kinda wish I watched the longer 5 hour version. Idk what the common interpretation is but I see the whole thing as being from Alexander's POV - even the scenes where he's not present. The Bishop probably wasn't even that bad a guy, really. 8.5/10

Autumn Sonata - This feels like baseline Bergman. Just two characters in a room revealing their emotional damage. Once again, I have to side with the 'bad' parent and say Ingrid isn't so awful. Stop busting your mother's balls, okay? 8/10

A Woman Under The Influence: Think I posted about this in genchat already, don't remember. A better Cassavetes than TKOACB was. Awkward, uncomfortable, brutal. Now I understand why we never saw Colombo's wife on the show. 7/10

Eyes Without A Face: P cool little classic horror story. Watch this if you want some Dracula vibes but with a little bit more going on underneath the surface. 7/10

0 For Conduct: The pillow fight was well shot. 0/10

The Adam Project: Not my pick. Ryan Reynolds is annoying. 4/10

Withnail & I: I bet theater kids loved this poo poo back in the day. Less so now because, you know, all the gay panic stuff. Withnail's actor does a great job and the dialogue is witty but I didn't really find the movie funny. A cult classic where I'm not in the cult so lets split the diff and give it a generous 7/10

This weekend:

The Power of the Dog: Was OK, but why is such a simple story so long? Kind of a slog tbh, surprised this got nominated when something like The Green Knight wasn't. 6.5/10

Big Bug: The French aren't funny. Not my pick, didn't finish. No score.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Mantis42 posted:

Big Bug: The French aren't funny. Not my pick, didn't finish. No score.
Jean-Pierre Jeunet has been falling so hard and so fast it's not funny. I still really really stand by The City of Lost Children and think it def influenced Burton and a lot of other people, genuinely one of the best films of the 1990s..Delicatessen is fine I guess...with Micmacs it was just like, HE KEEPS MAKING THE MOST FRENCH MOVIE EVER HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!! It was bad but not as horrible and worthless as Bigbug looks, I don't think I'm even gonna give it a shot.

Finally saw The Rock, so much loving fun. What a stacked cast. Robert Duvall trying to blackmail the pentagon for its iran contra slush fund to pay his death squad troops while pointing nerve gas at san francisco, it all proved to me that 90s Michael Bay, Bruckheimer, and a resurrected Don Simpson (with a heart made of cocaine) coulda made an amazing and fittingly ridiculous Metal Gear Solid movie.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

La Chinoise is mostly boring. The aesthetic is cool, but the only two parts that really stood out are the conversation on the train, and when Léaud and the Woman are talking, he tells her he loves her, but they cannot even have a normal conversation without devolving into mindless maoist rhetoric. I think I understand what he was trying to do, with the young people desiring some change, but their lives have already been so commercialized that even Communism becomes another product to be sold to them. And like a catchy jingle, they can only cast it back like an echo, they spend the whole movie Learning but never Thinking. . All in all a rather boring experience. Give it one and a half stars half for the mao map song and one star for Léaud who I'd watch watching paint dry.

I don't know much about the man, but something about the way this movie worked makes me feel like Godard had serious imposter syndrome, and was absolutely terrified that he wasn't as cool or innovative as he thought. The film was just giving off vibes of a man very uncomfortable in his own skin.
I'm highly biased against him though, I read about his split with Truffaut and having been so enamored with Truffaut's films I've got an instinct to read everything Godard does or is very uncharitabley despite myself.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Watched The Neon Demon last night. It was just ok? Seemed kind of long but I enjoyed the performances and the long shot of Jena Malone bathing in the tub of blood was super creepy and cool.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
I love that it ends on a joke

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Sleezeball Keanu is really good

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Zathura: A Space Adventure was on TV and I was bored. Yeah it 's a blatent ripoff of Jumanji, but really a sci-fi themed version of that story is a solid concept. This film is not bad; not great. Kristen Stewart was kinda wasted in what was barely a role. Didn't really need the twist at the end, but how else are they going to squeeze in the incestuous undertone, i guess.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Buttchocks posted:

Zathura: A Space Adventure was on TV and I was bored. Yeah it 's a blatent ripoff of Jumanji, but really a sci-fi themed version of that story is a solid concept. This film is not bad; not great. Kristen Stewart was kinda wasted in what was barely a role. Didn't really need the twist at the end, but how else are they going to squeeze in the incestuous undertone, i guess.
It's based on an actual sequel to the Jumanji book!

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

My Dinner with Andre is an incredibly interesting little film. I wish more films had the courage to just lean fully into two characters having a bit of philosophy without all the extraneous bullshit. There's a tendency for works like this to push a favored reading, especially in the final act, the film gains a lot by having both the two mains making pretty good points. Andre is right that the modern world tends to denigrate the basic acts of living, but his constant need to try and force these transcendent experiences is both unhealthy and ultimately unachievable to the majority of people, a fact reinforced every time they show how out of place Wally is in such a moneyed restaurant, and especially at the end when Andre grabs the check. Wally seems to be a lot more grounded, but while he can take joy in the smaller things in life, he also spends the majority of his life simply spinning his wheels. Perhaps after their dinner both of them can take a bit of each other and both end up happier. Kinda sad they felt the need to bait and switch with the title, how many people were expecting Andre 3000 to show up at dinner? I know I did.

The Young Girls of Rochefort I didn't know this was a musical when I started it. It reminds me of Tyler's video for SEE YOU AGAIN

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Martman posted:

It's based on an actual sequel to the Jumanji book!

Huh, I did not know there was a sequel! I also never made the connection that Jumanji and Polar Express were written by the same person.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Swiss Army Man

absolutely absurd but somehow still emotionally touching. nothing else like it

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

loving walking by and the homeless man quotes Boethius. Go gently caress youself 24 Hour Party People New Order is the only band in the movie that isn't an embarrassment

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I started watching hustle and flow but couldn’t finish it because the main character was mean to a baby and I felt too sad :(

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

The Decameron, it's nice to see such a depiction of medieval society. But there doesn't seem to be much point to the movie. And the way it's shot with the long pauses on peoples faces and almost no score, it doesn't feel...representative of the novel is I think what I want to say. Not exactly a bad time watching it, but a film that doesn't seem like it has any purpose besides entertainment, and maybe the glorification of the lower classes over the upper. I do appreciate how few fucks the movie gives about sex and nudity. I'm so loving over this neo puritan poo poo that keeps happening in media.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Everything everywhere all at once is so drat good, audience even gave it an ovation. The score was great even though I was hoping for something as idiosyncratic as Swiss army man. Loved it

zerofiend
Dec 23, 2006

Jenny Agutter posted:

Everything everywhere all at once is so drat good, audience even gave it an ovation. The score was great even though I was hoping for something as idiosyncratic as Swiss army man. Loved it

We just got out of this earlier, and my wife and I both left the theater teary eyed and full of existential hope.

AccountSupervisor
Aug 3, 2004

I am greatful for my loop pedal
Everything Everywhere All At Once is one of the greatest films ever made and has instantly found its way into my top 10.

Over time I could see it becoming my favorite movie ever.

Peak cinema.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Out of all the cinematic fight scenes that can only come to an end by yanking a buttplug out of one guy's rear end and a dildo from another, it's my #1

Seriously it's a really good movie

Tremors
Aug 16, 2006

What happened to the legendary Chris Redfield, huh? What happened to you?!
Everything Everywhere All At Once was a wild ride. I expected a lot from the trailer and the movie gave so much more. Costumes, music, and even no music were all spot on. So many movies are full of one-off goofs but this one finds a way to pull them all together for the plot. Go see this movie!

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Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


zerofiend posted:

We just got out of this earlier, and my wife and I both left the theater teary eyed and full of existential hope.

Oh good, it wasn’t just me, lol. The last time I left a movie feeling that good was Mad Max: Fury Road. Everything Everywhere All at Once might even be better. I think it’s the best movie I’ve seen in a decade.

I started smiling the moment James Hong first appeared and basically never stopped.

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