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Lt. Cock posted:Nathen being celibate makes Nathfield a virgin birth 
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azurite posted:It took me a while to notice the hand. lol I'm not sure what you mean. Nathen's left (pointing) hand that looks kind of like a dong, or his right hand? (Which is holding what? A Molotov cocktail for exterminating boomers?) Edit: If it's from the pre-existing artwork, and that's a straw in the top of a drink, it looks too short and thin to be The Straw Of Fail. Though for a celibate like Nathen, OK I guess (and it's great his mother is safe). BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Apr 9, 2022 |
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Apr 9, 2022 08:43
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Is it nathfield or nathfields monster??
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abigserve posted:Is it nathfield or nathfields monster?? Yes it is.
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azurite posted:It took me a while to notice the hand. lol
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I was half asleep while my kiddos watched the Garfield movie last night and shot awake when I heard 'Love me feed me never leave me.' I didn't even know that was a real line from the movie. I hope Nathen gets entergaged at a psych ward soon.
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I sincerely hope not because that’s a fast track to the universe learning that we’re simply the St. Elsewhere to his Autistic Child Imagining St. Elsewhere.
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Escape From Noise posted:I grew up in the Ozarks in southern Missouri and passed those creepy rear end billboards a lot. Even as a kid I'd joke about it, apparently. My mom says I'd be like "Come on, mom! Don't you wanna go to Precious Moments???". I'll have to look into them. I'm sure they're some kind of evangelical hellhole. It wasn't anything like out & out controversy so much as their style guide had child coffins in it lol, so we googled and found out about the chapel and that Sam Butcher lives in the Philippines and I probably unfairly assume that old white guys who retire in the Philippines are all sex criminals. Plus yeah creepy. the whole aesthetic gives me the heebie jeebies
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BigBadSteve posted:I'm not sure what you mean. Nathen's left (pointing) hand that looks kind of like a dong, or his right hand? (Which is holding what? A Molotov cocktail for exterminating boomers?) You're overthinking this way, way too much. Relax. His hand looks like a dick. That's it. No secret code. No 5th dimension hidden message or meta humor. It's all good.
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Big Beef City posted:You're overthinking this way, way too much. You sound like someone who needs to study Arabiolosis: Mazri's 10 Laws to Convert from Feeling Species Into Thinking Species. But thanks for clarifying, re the dick.
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Could Maalik ul-Mulk microwave a Garfaccino so hot that he himself could not drink it?
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reignofevil posted:I am equally certain touching the poop is both dangerous and unnecessary. Nathen is the gift that keeps on giving. An unquenchable font of entergagement and celibacy that will ride eternal on the internet providing laughs and joy wherever he may roam. Agreed. He just keeps posting unprompted. I also don't share the concern that watching a delusional, wealthy failson from afar is the same thing as harassing an autistic welfare recipient who has the mind of a child. BigBadSteve posted:I'm not sure what you mean. Nathen's left (pointing) hand that looks kind of like a dong Yes, this. azurite fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Apr 9, 2022 |
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nathen's poop is far more dangerous to touch than chris-chan, for the same reason that it's totally ethical to watch nathen immolate himself from the sidelines while it was gross and voyeuristic to do so with c-c; nathen is rich
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Apr 9, 2022 19:08
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Failsons who bring mockery to their family's reputation are the only thing entertaining about world-killing parasites.
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Yes, fortunately, Nathan is punching up on himself.
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Nath-Chan is one of the funniest drat things in this thread
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Nathen is on a mission from God. To turn our backs on him would be to bring about our own damnation.
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I want to know more about Nathfield's beef with baby boomers. That has to be the result of his dad cutting him off or something, right? Or has he just absorbed all of the anti-boomer memes and decided they're the enemy?
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Heath posted:I want to know more about Nathfield's beef with baby boomers. That has to be the result of his dad cutting him off or something, right? Or has he just absorbed all of the anti-boomer memes and decided they're the enemy? it's the latter he'll never run out of dad's money
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Lt. Cock posted:Nathen is on a mission from God. To turn our backs on him would be to bring about our own damnation. 
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You hear a rustling under the covers in the middle of the night. You slowly peek underneath and that is staring back at you.
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Frank Frank posted:You hear a rustling under the covers in the middle of the night. You slowly peek underneath and that is staring back at you. Stop stop I want to sleep at some point 
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Nathan: im gonna become a cat man and kill all boomers Goons: 
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I say let Nathen go hog wild if the target of his anger is baby boomers. They deserve it.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Nathan: im gonna become a cat man and kill all boomers 
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There really is a nonzero chance Nathen dies from falling off a roof while pretending to be a cat.
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Maalik-ul-Mulk. Years ago you served my father in the Licensing Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against Viacom. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my entergagment empire has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Toronto has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this Nathfield unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this character safely delivered to him on in Toronto. This is our most desperate hour. Help me Maalik-ul-Mulk. You're our only hope.
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1513033708185571328?s=20&t=hU7BM2F9kZpECoeloIvenQ Thread, and uh Boy, it's as unhinged as you might expect.
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What I'm taking from this is that he hates delays and he really hates non-supemodel air hostesses
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His airplane adventure sure is something
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Anime Store Adventure posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1513033708185571328?s=20&t=hU7BM2F9kZpECoeloIvenQ It’s always kind of nice when he reminds you of what a massively entitled selfish prick he is because sometimes his lunacy makes you start to feel sorry for him.
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I have a sinking feeling he's gonna do something severely criminal one of these days.
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There's literally an "And the entire plane clapped for me" in there.
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Bad Communication 101
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We'll all aren't here & someone has to communicate,not just say Bad http://news.no #myDubai. Dump.Bad communication 101 !" Robot-rear end motherfucker
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Anime Store Adventure posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1513033708185571328?s=20&t=hU7BM2F9kZpECoeloIvenQ  Gotta love how inclusive Nathen is... except if over 30's are involved. Which means he'll have to discriminate against himself shortly, if he isn't over 30 already.
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