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i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

you are the world's greatest man

Agreed.

Good luck with the moon shot!

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

got one! thank you Oleinik. missed the fight by saw the replay. nasty sub

Spokes
Jan 9, 2010

Thanks for a MONSTER of an avatar, Awful Survivor Mods!
oleinik is such a baller lmao

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i forgot to bet on olynik on this card. i did on his last fight that was canceled :mad:

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

STONE COLD 64 posted:

just drive over to tunica

Yeah or one of the casinos. Just thought it'd be fun to do online (legally).

Spokes
Jan 9, 2010

Thanks for a MONSTER of an avatar, Awful Survivor Mods!
thinking about how funny it would be if Yan got DQ'd for another illegal knee and just laughing my rear end off

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
lol your parlay made the broadcast!

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

lol your parlay made the broadcast!

it's such an enticing bet! really rootin for it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jase1 posted:

lol your parlay made the broadcast!

Ahaha, I was wondering if that was somebody here :)

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
5k on burns @+350

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

5k on burns @+350

we got robbed mate

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

we got robbed mate

It was exciting though!

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

It was exciting though!

i was fuckin jumpin the whole fight!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
And dozens of Parley cry out in the distant

Glad the first fight breaks it than the last.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Somehow both better and worse than that guy who lost an N-fight parlay to Ortiz-Bader.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Threw a small wager on Dern, followed by a small bit of profit into Burns, rolled some profit into Sterling, if that pays will roll the winnings into TKZ

Edit: LFG! Put some money on TKZ.

Nystral fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Apr 10, 2022

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

"well if just one of these hits i get my money back" his mind says as the other part of his mind says "you absolute idiot. you dunce."


go ahead. keep screaming "Stop Betting Underdogs " at me. it only makes my bets Worse

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

go ahead. keep screaming "Stop Betting Underdogs " at me. it only makes my bets Worse

You only needed to win once. Nice

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Fozzy The Bear posted:

You only needed to win once. Nice

that's what I'm sayin baby. up 20 on the night so this TKZ fight is a nice free roll. i hope he hits a twister

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

go ahead. keep screaming "Stop Betting Underdogs " at me. it only makes my bets Worse

lol

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

go ahead. keep screaming "Stop Betting Underdogs " at me. it only makes my bets Worse

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

lmao

Spokes
Jan 9, 2010

Thanks for a MONSTER of an avatar, Awful Survivor Mods!
Parlaying Barnett and Borralho to both win at +534, I think they’re better than their number and it’s a fun sweat without having to put too much down

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!
5 bucks on huggy bear

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Quick update. I have surgery next week to remove my stomach because it’s hosed and I haven’t ate much in the last few days. More than likely after they remove my stomach things will go south quick. So if that happens and I do pass my wife will update the thread and let you guys know. I have already got her lurking in a few threads that she is interested in and I’m gonna have her just change the name on this account to whatever she wants to be called.

I’m glad I got to share my last absolutely bonkers vegas run with this thread.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
That's awful news jase, but you're facing it with more grace than many could muster. Whatever's on the other side I hope you show them they can't gamble worth poo poo.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shumagorath posted:

That's awful news jase, but you're facing it with more grace than many could muster. Whatever's on the other side I hope you show them they can't gamble worth poo poo.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

Quick update. I have surgery next week to remove my stomach because it’s hosed and I haven’t ate much in the last few days. More than likely after they remove my stomach things will go south quick. So if that happens and I do pass my wife will update the thread and let you guys know. I have already got her lurking in a few threads that she is interested in and I’m gonna have her just change the name on this account to whatever she wants to be called.

I’m glad I got to share my last absolutely bonkers vegas run with this thread.

god drat. it's been great to know ya brother. will be pouring out some big wacko dog bets in the future for ya

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
thanks for keeping us updated man. stay strong.

deadkiller615
Aug 7, 2007
yea, I kill dead stuff. so what?

Good luck Jase.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Jase I have a computer to pay off but since Ontario legalized single-whatever betting I'm going to make my first-ever real money wager and do something dumb with your name on it for the Oliviera vs Gaethje card.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








god speed you incredible mad man, thank you for all the amazing stories

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Great to know you, good luck!

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Thank you for sharing so much with us.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

It has been a loving ride. I hope you get one more in.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Shumagorath posted:

That's awful news jase, but you're facing it with more grace than many could muster. Whatever's on the other side I hope you show them they can't gamble worth poo poo.

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

jase1 posted:

Quick update. I have surgery next week to remove my stomach because it’s hosed and I haven’t ate much in the last few days. More than likely after they remove my stomach things will go south quick. So if that happens and I do pass my wife will update the thread and let you guys know. I have already got her lurking in a few threads that she is interested in and I’m gonna have her just change the name on this account to whatever she wants to be called.

I’m glad I got to share my last absolutely bonkers vegas run with this thread.

you're the best man

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

jase1 posted:

Quick update. I have surgery next week to remove my stomach because it’s hosed and I haven’t ate much in the last few days. More than likely after they remove my stomach things will go south quick. So if that happens and I do pass my wife will update the thread and let you guys know. I have already got her lurking in a few threads that she is interested in and I’m gonna have her just change the name on this account to whatever she wants to be called.

I’m glad I got to share my last absolutely bonkers vegas run with this thread.

see you on the other side brother

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The best of luck to you jase

Gumball Gumption posted:

Thank you for sharing so much with us.

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Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

Thank you for everything, Jase! You went all in and won :)

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