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48 | 42.48% |
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12 | 10.62% |
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21 | 18.58% |
| Total: | 113 votes | ||
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i'm not here to debate or do pop quizzes about the monetary policy i have no control over, or how well the current government has massaged the unemployment rate in the last decade, I'm here to put my foot directly into your assholes and Australians will appreciate that cheers *slams a beer* elected forever
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"If the unemployment rate is below poverty levels, then it's too low, whatever it is"
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Apr 11, 2022 06:22
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After however long its been of having a prime minister who will straight up say poo poo like " i reject the premise of your question" and "i don't accept that" i think its refreshing to have a guy that will say "yes im a little piggy please spit on me" and I think the voters of australia feel the same
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Apr 11, 2022 06:23
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:After however long its been of having a prime minister who will straight up say poo poo like " i reject the premise of your question" and "i don't accept that" i think its refreshing to have a guy that will say "yes im a little piggy please spit on me" and I think the voters of australia feel the same wittle awbonesee piggly wiggly pwease ewect uwu
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Apr 11, 2022 06:25
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Megillah Gorilla posted:"If the unemployment rate is below poverty levels, then it's too low, whatever it is" That's an interesting phrasing to refer to the dole but I'm into it
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Apr 11, 2022 06:33
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The reserve bank needs to jack up interest rates on banks and offer me discounted rates on my funkopop financing scheme
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Apr 11, 2022 07:52
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it's turning already.. this cash rate thing is doing albo in hard
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Apr 11, 2022 08:17
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Please don't give lurkers a heart attack by switcherooing betting odds.
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Apr 11, 2022 08:35
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Anidav posted:Please don't give lurkers a heart attack by switcherooing betting odds. i think i'll be having talk to my lawyers about this. quoted for posterity.
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Apr 11, 2022 08:41
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I mean the better answer is "what about the working poor? The cost of living affects employed people too, wages need to go up and we'll make sure it hap-AHAHAHAHA yeah jk"
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Apr 11, 2022 10:05
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hambeet posted:i think i'll be having talk to my lawyers about this. quoted for posterity. A 40-year-old Aboriginal woman was found dead in her single cell at Brisbane Women's Correctional Centre about 1pm on 21 March. Queensland Corrective Services said there were no suspicous circumstances surrounding her death and a report would be prepared for the coroner.
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Apr 11, 2022 10:06
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i hate scom
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Apr 11, 2022 10:43
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https://twitter.com/MediaAnalystOz/status/1466143705111228421
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Apr 11, 2022 10:58
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This clip rules share as widely as possible
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Apr 11, 2022 12:41
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison voted in for a second term, rolled shortly after by Dutts.
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Apr 11, 2022 12:49
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I want hope
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Apr 11, 2022 12:50
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Apr 11, 2022 12:53
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I was expecting a defensive reaction from that description but there wasn’t one
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Apr 11, 2022 12:57
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Recoome posted:Prime Minister Scott Morrison voted in for a second term, rolled shortly after by Dutts. Dutts? Oh you mean the big spud of Sassafras?
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Apr 11, 2022 13:02
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it's remarkable that the country with horse race journalism is a much better place to live than where that guys from
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Apr 11, 2022 13:08
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Centusin posted:it's remarkable that the country with horse race journalism is a much better place to live than where that guys from Spoilers, there is horse race journalism there too I don't think he was placing the US on a pedestal
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Apr 11, 2022 13:21
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Yeah let's be real, their "good" news media are probably as committed to the neoliberal project as the ABC are now, after 9 years of Liberal ratfuckery, except they've been that bad for a decade or more. Do they even have an equivalent to Crikey or even The Guardian?? And then you have their "worst" media that isn't actually Fox News - Newsmax and Sinclair group are even worse, and have much have wider reach than Sky, so I'd say they still have it worse than we do. The UK is probably in a worse place too, their only saving grace is they have some crazy media neutrality laws that kick in during elections, but I don't fully understand how they police that. We could really benefit from something like that though.
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Apr 11, 2022 14:28
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yeah. take that, america lovers????
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Apr 11, 2022 14:34
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:That's an interesting phrasing to refer to the dole but I'm into it Fukken lol. I know what I mean, I just have no idea what I say.
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Apr 11, 2022 14:41
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Don Dongington posted:The UK is probably in a worse place too, their only saving grace is they have some crazy media neutrality laws that kick in during elections, but I don't fully understand how they police that. We could really benefit from something like that though. The last couple elections being any indication? They don't.
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Apr 11, 2022 14:52
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G'day thread. I have something for you. If/when you share this on social media (especially whoever wants to post it on Reddit!), it would be great if, as well as linking back to the website, you could also include a link to my ko-fi. This comic has been an insane amount of work and honestly kind of a massive pain in the arse over the past three years as I've had far more pressing and (personally) important things to deal with, along with assorted emotional and financial strain (as many will relate to). Unsurprisingly, getting actual money in return for the work I put into this project does a lot to un-dishearten me. Rehearten? Anyway, thanks in advance. The main page (has a link to the new comic): https://www.chickennation.com/voting/ Direct link to the new comic: https://www.chickennation.com/voting/senate/ My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/patrickalexander The AEC page cited at the bottom of page 2: https://www.aec.gov.au/voting/counting/senate_count.htm The imgur gallery hosting the images in this very post: https://imgur.com/gallery/kyoITD8     Ahhh, I'm so tired. Nonetheless, hope this is somewhat fun and useful. Like the original comic, there are print-ready PDFs available on the website, in colour AND black-and-white. The black-and-white pages are not just a greyscale version of the colour comic; they are specially designed for clear, cheap, everyday printing and copying, so you can make four-page booklets with a single sheet of paper. Chicken Parmigiana fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Apr 11, 2022 |
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Apr 11, 2022 16:29
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Plopped it on twitter, too: https://twitter.com/zpxlng/status/1513547795906822146
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Apr 11, 2022 17:10
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That's awesome, Chicken Parmi.
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Apr 11, 2022 22:25
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-04-12/strawberry-farmer-loses-200k-as-pickers-go-into-covid-isolation/100977738 I guess I stopped following a lot of COVID-related poo poo after Jan but I'm surprised WA is so far behind the times. I think QLD and WA both did a pretty good job, but QLD had the timing right as it wasn't really feasible to do a lot of that inhumane restriction poo poo that WA ended up pulling. Get w/ the times WA.
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Apr 12, 2022 00:29
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Chicken Parmigiana posted:G'day thread. I have something for you. Mate you're so talented
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Apr 12, 2022 00:52
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“It was an interesting one, an awful one if you’re Anthony Albanese. He wants to be in charge of the country’s economy. It’s just a terrible look,” Stefanovic said. Kehoe branded it “probably the worst start to an election campaign for a political leader in Australia in living memory”.
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Apr 12, 2022 01:56
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pretty dumb gotcha question
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Apr 12, 2022 02:08
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Journalists deserve to be replaced by Twitter bots
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Apr 12, 2022 02:09
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Recoome posted:https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-04-12/strawberry-farmer-loses-200k-as-pickers-go-into-covid-isolation/100977738 QLD is letting people go to work while they're testing positive to Covid?
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Apr 12, 2022 02:13
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I don't give a poo poo if someone can remember a specific number. Such a stupid talking point.
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Apr 12, 2022 02:13
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I'm sure someone explained this back when the Senate changes came down, but whats the deal with exhaustion - is it better to put in votes for parties you do not want at all, or exhaust before you reach them? I think someone explained that it depended on if they were minor or major parties, no idea which for which though.
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Apr 12, 2022 02:18
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starkebn posted:I don't give a poo poo if someone can remember a specific number. Such a stupid talking point. Yup, considering that even the supposed god king PM John Howard did the same thing.
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Apr 12, 2022 02:18
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Paingod556 posted:I'm sure someone explained this back when the Senate changes came down, but whats the deal with exhaustion - is it better to put in votes for parties you do not want at all, or exhaust before you reach them? Exhaustion seems better if you’ve already numbered anyone you’d actually want to see in parliament (and then some, realistically.)
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Apr 12, 2022 02:43
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24 hours of media bias Albanese forgets the unemployment rate: 216 articles Alan Tudge remains in cabinet, secret $500k payout to Rachelle Miller of public money: 79 articles
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Anidav posted:24 hours of media bias anyone who is, or has, worked for newscorp should feel a real sense of pride for what they have created tbh
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