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Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Toluz seems pretty strong to me. They're a 3 mana 3/1 or 4/2 that loots on etb, upgrades that to a draw on death, and accrues value while alive. It does get a bit blown out by Spikefield Hazard, though.

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011


connive branchwalker

uggy
Aug 6, 2006

Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you
That’s a really good limited card

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

Ramp dinosaur is no Wayward Swordtooth, but it's fine

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Tom Clancy is Dead posted:


connive branchwalker

Funnily enough i think this is the cheapest white card draw available

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

mandatory lesbian posted:

Funnily enough i think this is the cheapest white card draw available

It’s a professor of symbology so it’s not more powerful than what already exists.

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

They just printed a white elvish visionary.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





just some un/commons



Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

Not a creepy cuttlefish on legs, not a true cephalid

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

We could have had Homarids. Champin for a clampin! :smith:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Plant Dinosaur



That’s cute but I feel like there should be a bigger payoff then a 4/4 for getting to 7 lands

Like that thing is bigger then a movie theater and it’s only a 4/4?

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

The Nastier Nate posted:

That’s cute but I feel like there should be a bigger payoff then a 4/4 for getting to 7 lands

Like that thing is bigger then a movie theater and it’s only a 4/4?

It’s a 3 mana ramp spell that has a plus side.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
that thing is gonna be in so many fight/punch spells

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

I'm not super convinced that the decks that want a 3 mana ramp spell also want a fight spell

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.






Sleep with the fishes
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
When Sleeping with the Fish enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature and you create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This creature is unblockable."
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

It's perfect.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
I love hate cards!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

MOM: We have Deaths Shadow at home

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Pablo Nergigante posted:

MOM: We have Deaths Shadow at home



This probably isn't good enough for 8shadow to become a deck, because you can't play it as a small body early or do goofy low mv card things.

On the other hand you can pitch it to Sickening Shoal to kill just about anything in the game.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

Boy this would’ve been close to good enough for Modern 2 years or so ago

teppichporsche
May 11, 2019

Seems like a perfect hate card against winota.

teppichporsche
May 11, 2019

Pablo Nergigante posted:

MOM: We have Deaths Shadow at home



I love that the number seven still holds some special meaning in black.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

teppichporsche posted:

Seems like a perfect hate card against winota.

once winota is attacking it's too late

hell, if winota survived a full turn cycle on the board enough to attack it's probably too late (and also how did you survive the first round of attacks)

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





i think these ones were not posted







Cabaretti Ascendency RGW

Enchantment Rare

At the beginning of you upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, you may reveal it and put it in your hand. If you don't you may put it at the bottom of your library.



flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
man there's some neat cards in this set

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
oh cool the exile fixing cards don't tie their ability to be cast from exile to the lands given the ability.

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011



This one has an okayish immediate effect

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Goa Tse-tung posted:

wow grats

mad jelly we don't have this in europe

I live in Germany and have considered just shipping my cards to Card Conduit anyways. In fact, that seems to be the best way for us to abuse the overpriced US market as long as the cards are English?

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
^^^ im actually very worried about taxes on the payouts and if Paypal would play ball


just randomly getting another faux-Heroic MVP for Feather.dec is neat

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013


Expert Rescuer
Creature - Human Rogue
Lifelink

When Expert Rescuer enters the battlefield, return target creature with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature can't attack or block while you control Expert Rescuer.



Witty Insulter
Creature - Devil Citizen
Alliance - Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Witty Insulter deals 1 damage to each opponent.



Contracted Thug
Creature - Rhino Warrior
Whenever Contracted Thug attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is equal to the greatest power or toughness among other creatures you control.

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013


reeeeeeeeal cheeky, wizards

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Fucker posted:



Expert Rescuer
Creature - Human Rogue
Lifelink

When Expert Rescuer enters the battlefield, return target creature with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature can't attack or block while you control Expert Rescuer.

that's cute :3:

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

A Broker's card is a bantish card
As free a ending spell
His enchanted fist should be ready to resist
A warring word

His nose should pant,
And his lip should curl,
His cheeks should flame,
And his brow should furl,
His bosom should heave,
And his heart should glow,
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-out blow.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Fucker posted:



Expert Rescuer
Creature - Human Rogue
Lifelink

When Expert Rescuer enters the battlefield, return target creature with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature can't attack or block while you control Expert Rescuer.



Witty Insulter
Creature - Devil Citizen
Alliance - Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Witty Insulter deals 1 damage to each opponent.



Contracted Thug
Creature - Rhino Warrior
Whenever Contracted Thug attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is equal to the greatest power or toughness among other creatures you control.

i like all of these and expert rescuer i think is gonna make an impact at some point

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

That’s kibbler lol

sit on my Facebook
Jun 20, 2007

ASS GAS OR GRASS
No One Rides for FREE
In the Trumplord Holy Land

HootTheOwl posted:

A Broker's card is a bantish card
As free a ending spell
His enchanted fist should be ready to resist
A warring word

His nose should pant,
And his lip should curl,
His cheeks should flame,
And his brow should furl,
His bosom should heave,
And his heart should glow,
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-out blow.

Very good

PleasantDirge
Sep 7, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT HOW NOT BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD IS JUST LIKE BEING A JEW AT A NAZI GATHERING BECAUSE I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO NOT BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND WHEN PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT IS JUST LIKE GENOCIDE

I got the tude now posted:

That’s kibbler lol

That's a crap likeness then bc as a cis het dude I don't even want to make out with him. 2/10 etc

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Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

Fucker posted:





Witty Insulter
Creature - Devil Citizen
Alliance - Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Witty Insulter deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Holy poo poo

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