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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA - I told my sister is think it’s wrong she’s getting divorced over her husband’s son lovely situation for everyone but I don't blame the sister for getting out of the marriage in that situation. The OP is an rear end in a top hat simply because her sister's decision to divorce was none of her goddamn business. The good news though is her sister's ex is going to be back in the dating pool soon and if she really cares she can marry him and become the kid's new mom.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Like Scrooge McDuck and his gold coin archives Much funnier to swim in though!
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Apr 12, 2022 20:18
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA - I told my sister is think it’s wrong she’s getting divorced over her husband’s son she should raise the kid and treat him like an unwanted piece of poo poo that ruined her life, that'd be so much better for him than only having a single parent also i wonder why OP doesn't step up to do the child rearing if it's no big deal
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Apr 12, 2022 20:21
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA - I told my sister is think it’s wrong she’s getting divorced over her husband’s son Weird, I can see where the OP lambasts her sister for not raising a kid she neither wanted nor prepared for "Because Family", but I cant find the part where OP or anyone agreeing with her is offering to help the couple "Because Family"
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Apr 12, 2022 20:22
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AITA for wearing my engagement ring to work?quote:I, 26f, got engaged to my fiancé Cruz, 25M, 4 days ago. We’ve been dating for 2 years and we were friends for 2 years before that. My future MIL gave my fiancé his great grandmothers (GGma) ring to propose with and it is absolutely gorgeous (he even had it altered to my ring size which he got when I was sleeping). His great grandfather personally hand made the ring and chose the accompanying diamonds since he was in the diamond business after the war ended and his GGma decided to pass it on as an heirloom when she died.
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Apr 12, 2022 21:01
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AITA Boyfriend of 4 years wants to break up because he found my dildoquote:I'll try to keep it brief because this just happened and I'm really hurt and embarrassed. Me and my boyfriend have been together for 4 years, we're 21 and 22. Suddenly out of nowhere 2 years ago after moving into a room we rent from his family we just almost completely stopped having sex. I tried to talk to him about it but it only seemed to make things worse and he kept hinting at his own issues and insecurities effecting him. when your jackoff finds out you jack off
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Apr 12, 2022 21:04
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for wearing my engagement ring to work? "Other female coworkers", huh? Soylent Pudding posted:
Yeah there it is  eat poo poo you jealous weenie
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Apr 12, 2022 21:06
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA Boyfriend of 4 years wants to break up because he found my dildo quote:there's really no easy or nice way to tell your partner they need some pointers for making you orgasm Just... do it? Tell them? And if they can't follow instructions, walk away?
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Apr 12, 2022 21:08
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Just... do it? Tell them? And if they can't follow instructions, walk away? Why talk to your partner when there's dildos and reddit
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Apr 12, 2022 21:11
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The Glumslinger posted:Bf uses role play to avoid sex with me Millennial Al Bundy.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Why talk to your partner when there's dildos and reddit 
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Apr 12, 2022 21:12
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for wearing my engagement ring to work? quote:She also told me that the “silent rule” of big diamonds should only be worn after 5 years of marriage. Maybe a rule should speak up and be heard if it wants anyone to take it seriously at all it's a stupid rule that should never be taken seriously regardless of whether it's silent or not
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Apr 12, 2022 21:30
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Paper Tiger posted:Maybe a rule should speak up and be heard if it wants anyone to take it seriously at all I’ve never once heard of this rule
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Apr 12, 2022 21:33
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Paper Tiger posted:Maybe a rule should speak up and be heard if it wants anyone to take it seriously at all don't wear your ring to work or you'll make your female colleagues jealous. but don't go into the office without your ring or you'll lead on your male coworkers. SAHM it is, thanks misogynistic workplace culture
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Apr 12, 2022 21:36
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teen witch posted:I’ve never once heard of this rule Me neither, I should have phrased that "it sounds like a stupid rule that should never be taken seriously"
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Apr 12, 2022 21:38
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for wearing my engagement ring to work? sierra, you can bring back sumptuary laws or you can shut the gently caress up
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teen witch posted:I’ve never once heard of this rule it's just that silent (ie, made up by OP's coworker)
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Apr 12, 2022 21:39
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The Moon Monster posted:Millennial Al Bundy. 
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Apr 12, 2022 21:48
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TengenNewsEditor posted:don't wear your ring to work or you'll make your female colleagues jealous. but don't go into the office without your ring or you'll lead on your male coworkers. SAHM it is, thanks misogynistic workplace culture The obvious solution is to start popping coins into the toy machine at the grocery store until she gets a nice plastic ring. I'd say she should buy a lifetime supply of ring-pops but that would just make me jealous.
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Apr 12, 2022 21:49
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nunsexmonkrock posted:The obvious solution is to start popping coins into the toy machine at the grocery store until she gets a nice plastic ring. lol thinking about this lady running out of the office bawling her eyes out because someone didn't bring enough ring pops for everyone
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Apr 12, 2022 21:54
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Nebrilos posted:That might be a little difficult seeing as he's dead. Absurd Alhazred posted:I don't think that's how rigor mortis works. Kenshin posted:I think you misread--it was her dead husband's. It can't be replaced (unless the clone-a-willy company kept it on file) Ok, so is OP sure it was a dildo and not a Rasputin type situation?
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Apr 12, 2022 21:57
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA - I told my sister is think it’s wrong she’s getting divorced over her husband’s son I think it's great she's divorcing him now that the relationship doesn't work for her. What's the alternative, suffer for the next 15 years and make the kid grow up with one parent who resents him?
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Apr 12, 2022 22:00
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Foo Diddley posted:just having every erogenous zone on my body carved into my tombstone for future reference and appreciation A tombstone with a bunch of fleshlights and a dildo if its a guy. Why has no one else run with this million dollar idea? Its not like it'll be more work for the caretakers since I assume they hose down the tombstones every once in a while. If it is more work charge admission for the more popular tombstones.
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Apr 12, 2022 22:03
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The Glumslinger posted:Bf uses role play to avoid sex with me trickybiscuits posted:Quoted for truth, and so I can refer to it later to win arguments. In addition to the all timer that is "officer down," does anyone remember a post where OP is lamenting how his gf is into sexy roleplay with stock corny scenarios (cop/prisoner, pirate/princess, nurse/patient, etc) but simultaneously forces him to come up with really lengthy, overly detailed backstories for the characters together with her for hours before they have sex and also gives them like, really stupid names but gets mad if OP laughs? I think one of the scenarios was like "she wanted me to be a sheriff called Jake gently caress and she's an outlaw which I said sounded fine, but she made us do all this background, like 'given the time period, is it realistic that this is Jake's first job in law enforcement?' " I think OP laughed when his wife wanted him to be a pirate called "captain fuckbeard" and he couldn't take it seriously and she got mad and gave him the cold shoulder. I'm not having any luck searching for this.
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Invisible Clergy posted:In addition to the all timer that is "officer down," does anyone remember a post where OP is lamenting how his gf is into sexy roleplay with stock corny scenarios (cop/prisoner, pirate/princess, nurse/patient, etc) but simultaneously forces him to come up with really lengthy, overly detailed backstories for the characters together with her for hours before they have sex and also gives them like, really stupid names but gets mad if OP laughs? I think one of the scenarios was like "she wanted me to be a sheriff called Jake gently caress and she's an outlaw which I said sounded fine, but she made us do all this background, like 'given the time period, is it realistic that this is Jake's first job in law enforcement?' " I think OP laughed when his wife wanted him to be a pirate called "captain fuckbeard" and he couldn't take it seriously and she got mad and gave him the cold shoulder. I'm not having any luck searching for this. She sounds awesome. I wonder if she's single. I mean, she's doing whatever she possibly can to be!
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On the subject of hucows, it looks like the fplus has a new episode!
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teen witch posted:I’ve never once heard of this rule Gonna guess that the first place Sierra ever heard this rule was from her fiancé, who's gonna remember that conversation as at least five years whenever they get close. Meanwhile, someone on AITA hit on one of the few cases where they're 100% right to be upset by the style choices of a person in the wedding party: AITA for telling my fiancee that she cannot have as her bridesmaid a girl who has Nazi tattoos on her upper back? quote:Basically, we are getting married, and one of her good friends who she is thinking of inviting as a bridesmaid has a Nazi tattoo on her upper back. This is not a generic religious swastika mistaken for a Nazi symbol; this is really the Nazi emblem, with the eagle and all. The even weirder thing I find about her is that she is not even white or seemingly a white supremacist. She is Southeast Asian, and she has been dating a black Nigerian immigrant dude for about a year now, who almost certainly knows about the tattoo. It's not that hard, OP. Just dump anyone who's friends with a girl with a Nazi tattoo. (This got deleted quick so the mods probably thought it was fake, but whatever. It's pretty believable that someone would get a Nazi tattoo and then manage to convince all their dipshit friends that they did it for the aesthetics.)
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Just remembered the one where the girlfriend would force OP to hold mock funerals for her and would get mad if he wasn't convincingly sad enough. Also the one where the OPs boyfriend was obsessed with licking her rear end in a top hat but she wasn't really into it, so he'd spend hours just kissing her rear end and slowly making his way inward until she'd tell him to cut it out and he'd whine and sulk. Also, also the one where the OPs girlfriend would make him eat her rear end every night in order to fall asleep.
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Invisible Clergy posted:captain fuckbeard Mods, please
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Captain Hygiene posted:Mods, please That doesn't sound very hygienic.
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Invisible Clergy posted:In addition to the all timer that is "officer down," does anyone remember a post where OP is lamenting how his gf is into sexy roleplay with stock corny scenarios (cop/prisoner, pirate/princess, nurse/patient, etc) but simultaneously forces him to come up with really lengthy, overly detailed backstories for the characters together with her for hours before they have sex and also gives them like, really stupid names but gets mad if OP laughs? I think one of the scenarios was like "she wanted me to be a sheriff called Jake gently caress and she's an outlaw which I said sounded fine, but she made us do all this background, like 'given the time period, is it realistic that this is Jake's first job in law enforcement?' " I think OP laughed when his wife wanted him to be a pirate called "captain fuckbeard" and he couldn't take it seriously and she got mad and gave him the cold shoulder. I'm not having any luck searching for this. Ok, your name is Pnurtis Horsecock. Why are you laughing? Pnurtis Horsecock is a serious man with a serious job as a Doctor. Now come up with a story for Dr. Pnurtis Horsecock.
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deety posted:(This got deleted quick so the mods probably thought it was fake, but whatever. It's pretty believable that someone would get a Nazi tattoo and then manage to convince all their dipshit friends that they did it for the aesthetics.) 
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deety posted:Gonna guess that the first place Sierra ever heard this rule was from her fiancé, who's gonna remember that conversation as at least five years whenever they get close. I don't recall Stieg Larsson writing "The Girl With The Swastika Tattoo"
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teen witch posted:I’ve never once heard of this rule i've heard of this rule once before it was 5 minutes ago when i read this story, but i have teachnically heard of it
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Invisible Clergy posted:In addition to the all timer that is "officer down," does anyone remember a post where OP is lamenting how his gf is into sexy roleplay with stock corny scenarios (cop/prisoner, pirate/princess, nurse/patient, etc) but simultaneously forces him to come up with really lengthy, overly detailed backstories for the characters together with her for hours before they have sex and also gives them like, really stupid names but gets mad if OP laughs? I think one of the scenarios was like "she wanted me to be a sheriff called Jake gently caress and she's an outlaw which I said sounded fine, but she made us do all this background, like 'given the time period, is it realistic that this is Jake's first job in law enforcement?' " I think OP laughed when his wife wanted him to be a pirate called "captain fuckbeard" and he couldn't take it seriously and she got mad and gave him the cold shoulder. I'm not having any luck searching for this. ok, what is officer down please?
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Goon Boots posted:ok, what is officer down please? https://twitter.com/tombomp/status/781586920124088320 Tweet with a screenshot of the original story, the post itself was deleted off Reddit
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Zore posted:https://twitter.com/tombomp/status/781586920124088320 Lol, I forgot about the Pink Panther bit, that's even better 
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AITA for sending my husband's mom a pic of the dirty dishes he left in the sink?quote:My husband pretty much stopped doing everything once he landed a job. All household chores became on me and I'm 6 months pregnant on top of working as well.
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New Coke posted:AITA for sending my husband's mom a pic of the dirty dishes he left in the sink? "once he landed a job" so....you married some unemployed guy and decided to have a child with him?
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Mister Olympus posted:
i wanna know the steppe incel one but idk if this dude is a steppe weeb. if he is central asian there is a very high chance he is like 1% related to ghengis. i say that as a steppe weeb though and he definatly sounds steppe weebish
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