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orange sky posted:Haha holy poo poo the guy getting saved gets up and starts punching the guys who saved him Yeah, but that jumping kick was incredibly badass. It’s how we all dream of being in a situation like that but 99.99% of us would gently caress it up.
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Martman posted:Some jokes are overly reliant on pretending to be real, which is lame. Like when people share some fake tweet from Ben Shapiro saying "I like to eat my own poop" and go "omg I can't believe he actually said this!!!" Ben Shapiro doesn't just eat his own poop. He DESTROYS it.
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https://twitter.com/yarotrof/status/1513925234411257861?s=20&t=PXnaj5k-Mcd-HiliGQuwjw *special thanks to KitConstatine for touching twitter. a lot. DiHK fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Apr 13, 2022 |
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 This is from 2007, but I just found it. An security picture of an "unknown man" who stole a wallet is published directly under a picture of the same man, wearing the same clothes, identified by name. The newspaper employees called the police as the paper went to print and he was arrested two days later.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Ben Shapiro doesn't just eat his own poop. He DESTROYS it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTf2QsvOMUA Tag yourself, I'm The Nefarious Number-Two Nibbler 
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Everything's coming up Millhouse!
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Everything's coming up Millhouse! Thank you. You are my new best friend because I say this at work all the time and people look at me like I’m an idiot.
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I love these ones so much - someone walking down the street caught on blurry security camera footage. What will happen? Will the ground open up and swallow them? Will something fall from above and almost flatten them? Will a car come from nowhere and send them flying? Just infinite possibilities. EDIT: Can't believe I forgot the best one - Will someone drive out of their garage and then the closing door capture some poor rando walking past? Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Apr 13, 2022 |
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Thank you. You are my new best friend because I say this at work all the time and people look at me like I’m an idiot. It's because we're old and remember the Simpsons, that show that was on TV back in the 90s for ten years.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I love these ones so much - someone walking down the street caught on blurry security camera footage. https://i.imgur.com/hepKf5R.mp4
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SyNack Sassimov posted:It's because we're old and remember the Simpsons, that show that was on TV back in the 90s for ten years. How did you get onto the timeline where the Simpsons only ran through season 10? And how can I join you  ?
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You've only got the short version. Let's go to CAM 2! https://i.imgur.com/2YYzY6p.mp4
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Thank you. You are my new best friend because I say this at work all the time and people look at me like I’m an idiot. Do you work mostly with immigrants? Takes No Damage posted:How did you get onto the timeline where the Simpsons only ran through season 10? And how can I join you Back in 2019 or early 2020 I went to a Bernie Sanders rally and was in line behind some college freshmen and one of them was binging Simpsons on Disneyplus and he was so hyped about it and said something like "And the best part is there's so much of it, I'm only on season 9 out of like 30." I was honestly tempted to warn him. Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Apr 13, 2022 |
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DiHK posted:https://twitter.com/yarotrof/status/1513925234411257861?s=20&t=PXnaj5k-Mcd-HiliGQuwjw I don't get the schad
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France can't even supply Australia with submarines. Weak 
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France doesn't have the same borders Estonia does.
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Big fan of "Player 2 has joined the game!" moments.
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gleebster posted:France doesn't have the same borders Estonia does. They also have different birthdays and favorite colors.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You've only got the short version. Is she still in there!? What happened next!!!
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Shishkahuben posted:Big fan of "Player 2 has joined the game!" moments. Just realized the guy who is getting beaten in the beginning jumps up and tries to fight one of the dudes who came to his rescue
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Is it because his staged fight becomes real?
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ilmucche posted:I don't get the schad Aside from tiny estonia out-assisting big France, and Marcon basically sucking Putins dick, it's France and even I, hater of freedom fries, sometimes cannot resist taking a piss on her. In that way I guess the schad's on me for giving in to my american memes of indoctrination.
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Junkie Disease posted:Is it because his staged fight becomes real? It’s probably because he’d just got done having his bell rung and had no idea what was going on
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DiHK posted:Aside from tiny estonia out-assisting big France, and Marcon basically sucking Putins dick, it's France and even I, hater of freedom fries, sometimes cannot resist taking a piss on her. I still don't get the schad
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ilmucche posted:I still don't get the schad I don't quite get it either, but I found this in the replies. I guess there's a perception that France tries to appeal to Russian interests? https://twitter.com/BStapelkamp/status/1513969728984911877?s=20&t=aUb8q6jUr8TFBkZcnYuCsQ
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France is and always will be terrible. No words need that many unpronounced letters. Just a wasteful culture.
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Altared State posted:https://twitter.com/theserfstv/status/1514050861026082824?t=FqbHnDfIgxpeaM-Pm1uvtw&s=19 lmfao
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Velocity Raptor posted:I don't quite get it either, but I found this in the replies. I guess there's a perception that France tries to appeal to Russian interests? Charles de Gaulle was playing footsy with the Soviet Union during the Cold War, so it's a common belief that France is always on some slick poo poo
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French is the ugliest loving language in existence too
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freeedr posted:French is the ugliest loving language in existence too I always laugh at the German language meme because it really doesn’t sound like hell unless you’re screaming like Hitler. French has just as many weird guttural noises.
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france knows how to gently caress tho you also dont get poo poo everywhere like in germany
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Robobot posted:France is and always will be terrible. No words need that many unpronounced letters. Just a wasteful culture. As opposed to British and American culture which gets a pass because
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Philthy posted:you also dont get poo poo everywhere like in germany Tell me you haven't been to France without saying you haven't been to France
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Robobot posted:France is and always will be terrible. No words need that many unpronounced letters. Just a wasteful culture. Somewhat related to actual schad (which means that it's just a quoted ekuNNN post):
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