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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1513802014349701122

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ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

I been hacked. All my slaves gone.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

Please collapse in brilliant fashion and don't just peter out.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Lotta kidneys getting traded for company bitcoin scrip.

drk
Jan 16, 2005
Oh no the serfs are leaving my crypto-fiefdom

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Wikipedia votes to ditch crypto donations 232 to 94.

https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Requests_for_comment/Stop_accepting_cryptocurrency_donations

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
BBC reports that Virgil "Romanpoet" Griffith, a former Ethereum developer, has been sentenced to more than five years jail (CoinDesk reports the exact sentence is 63 months, with ten months of his pre-trial detention considered time served), plus a $100k fine, for travelling to North Korea without the approval of either the State Department or the Ethereum Foundation to give a presentation on Blockchain tech in Pyongyang, providing information that could be used to evade sanctions.

CoinDesk posted:

Judge Castel read a series of text messages and emails from Griffith in which the defendant admits to sharing information with North Korea for the express purpose of helping the repressive Kim regime evade sanctions.

What the judge found most damning, perhaps, was a photo of Griffith presenting at the conference, wearing a traditional North Korean suit and standing in front of a blackboard on which it read “No sanctions!” with a smiley face.

He was facing a maximum potential sentence of 20 years in prison and a million-dollar fine.

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

Coindesk posted:

What the judge found most damning, perhaps, was a photo of Griffith presenting at the conference, wearing a traditional North Korean suit and standing in front of a blackboard on which it read “No sanctions!” with a smiley face.

AHAHAHAHAHA now that is a lmao right there

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
mycrimes.jpg

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

The Kins posted:

What the judge found most damning, perhaps, was a photo of Griffith presenting at the conference, wearing a traditional North Korean suit and standing in front of a blackboard on which it read “No sanctions!” with a smiley face.

:nsamad:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Light TreasonGif

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
Found in another thread:

Sagacity posted:

Looks like NFTs are still a very good idea and the future of art!

https://mobile.twitter.com/CozomoMedici/status/1512235251585626112

The comments stretch on and on and on, just full of people gushing about how beautiful and thought-provoking is, and it's kind of making me feel like I am losing my goddamn mind as they treat it like a pinnacle of human expression.

I mean, I guess this by itself is fine. But why the hell is the bar just set so low for art when it comes to NFTs? I know this isn't a new observation for a long shot, but I am still absolutely astounded by just how much of it is absolute dogshit.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

IBroughttheFunk posted:

Found in another thread:

The comments stretch on and on and on, just full of people gushing about how beautiful and thought-provoking is, and it's kind of making me feel like I am losing my goddamn mind as they treat it like a pinnacle of human expression.

I mean, I guess this by itself is fine. But why the hell is the bar just set so low for art when it comes to NFTs? I know this isn't a new observation for a long shot, but I am still absolutely astounded by just how much of it is absolute dogshit.

quote:

NFTs are the human capacity for visual expression as understood by the guy at the vape store.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's all a mix of noveau riche having the worst taste in the world as ever, computer touchers who've never engaged in anything artful since saturday morning cartoons and maybe anime, and that the people who go on about this poo poo have a vested interest in elevating the profile of anything being called a NFT so they'll act like it's breathtakingly moving.

Schir
Jan 23, 2012


i think it's funny that that guy's calling himself a medici

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

seems kinda sus that it's only after big government got rid of lead pipes and gas that large swaths of the adult population started clapping and gurgling anytime they saw videogame aesthetics outside a videogame 🤔

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Jesus Christ this person paid a million dollars in internet money for a Buzzfeed GIF.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
How Bitcoin Tracers Took Down the Web’s Biggest Child Abuse Site lol that crypto is now also responsible for these fuckers ruining themselves criminally in addition to financially.

In case the headline wasn't clear enough, they keep details very light but it still contains mention of CSAM. Just some of the most truly vile and monstrous people in the world in this article.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

IBroughttheFunk posted:

Found in another thread:

The comments stretch on and on and on, just full of people gushing about how beautiful and thought-provoking is, and it's kind of making me feel like I am losing my goddamn mind as they treat it like a pinnacle of human expression.

I mean, I guess this by itself is fine. But why the hell is the bar just set so low for art when it comes to NFTs? I know this isn't a new observation for a long shot, but I am still absolutely astounded by just how much of it is absolute dogshit.

It's... It's just Scribblenauts fanart

But hey, glad to see my extension that replaces all hexagonal profile pictures with Jared Fogel is working great!

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

seems kinda sus that it's only after big government got rid of lead pipes and gas that large swaths of the adult population started clapping and gurgling anytime they saw videogame aesthetics outside a videogame 🤔

Microplastics are the new lead.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
So he just paid 1 million bux for a tiny version of the opening from Up? lol

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Stefan Prodan posted:

So he just paid 1 million bux for a tiny version of the opening from Up? lol

No he paid 1 million bux for a LINK to a tiny version of the opening from Up stored on a server he does not at all own, lol

DominoKitten
Aug 7, 2012

Don’t be ridiculous, the dude in Up never had kids.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

It's going to cost the "artist" $2M in gas/transfer/convenience/carbon credits/tips/ransom to cash out all those spacebucks.

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

NFT art seems like a cargo cult understanding of "death of the artist"

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Im pretty drat sure that Animaniacs or Tiny Toons had a more nuanced take on "life = born, school, work, have kid, die" than that animation.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
I'm the commenters from that thread absolutely being reduced to a weeping wreck at the last 30 second sequence of Zardoz, in the cave

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

Olanphonia posted:

How Bitcoin Tracers Took Down the Web’s Biggest Child Abuse Site lol that crypto is now also responsible for these fuckers ruining themselves criminally in addition to financially.

In case the headline wasn't clear enough, they keep details very light but it still contains mention of CSAM. Just some of the most truly vile and monstrous people in the world in this article.

"..millions of cryptocurrency transactions eternally preserved in amber, and the golden age of criminal forensics it presented to any investigator ready to excavate them."

In fact, if we go back and read the bitcoin whitepaper, "golden age of criminal forensics" is right in there! :classiclol:

woke kaczynski
Jan 23, 2015

How do you do, fellow antifa?



Fun Shoe

The Kins posted:

BBC reports that Virgil "Romanpoet" Griffith, a former Ethereum developer, has been sentenced to more than five years jail (CoinDesk reports the exact sentence is 63 months, with ten months of his pre-trial detention considered time served), plus a $100k fine, for travelling to North Korea without the approval of either the State Department or the Ethereum Foundation to give a presentation on Blockchain tech in Pyongyang, providing information that could be used to evade sanctions.

He was facing a maximum potential sentence of 20 years in prison and a million-dollar fine.

I briefly knew this dude in college and this is way less surprising than I'd expected. Also check out the reality TV show about nerds he was on if you're ever really bored.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

very very solid investment
https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/status/1514314671108591621

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

I wish people would stop misrepresenting this. The top bid is now $466.73! Only a $2,899,533.27 loss.

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Shifty Pony posted:

Im pretty drat sure that Animaniacs or Tiny Toons had a more nuanced take on "life = born, school, work, have kid, die" than that animation.

I vaguely remember an Xbox ad where a guy is born flies through the air and then lands in a grave with the slogan "life is short, play more". I remember women who'd had undergone miscarriages complained that it was insensitive.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Olanphonia posted:

How Bitcoin Tracers Took Down the Web’s Biggest Child Abuse Site lol that crypto is now also responsible for these fuckers ruining themselves criminally in addition to financially.

In case the headline wasn't clear enough, they keep details very light but it still contains mention of CSAM. Just some of the most truly vile and monstrous people in the world in this article.

This is a very good and loving BLEAK read.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Schir posted:

i think it's funny that that guy's calling himself a medici

He's a straight grifter in so many ways. I can't tell you how bad it is outside of literally taking Snoop's name behind it and that all that money was made on the backs of other people, and other projects.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Lumbermouth posted:

This is a very good and loving BLEAK read.

Yeah I would say either read it or don't, you won't want to stop partway even though all the details are horrible. Tl;dr they got some bad guys this time.

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

I feel sorry for the IRS guys who were like "you know there's probably a lot of crime in crypto, and it's all stored on the blockchain, let's start looking" and found... This

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

The comments do often seem to degenerate into crypto bros going 'That's coming, infrastructure is being built'

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Isentropy posted:

I feel sorry for the IRS guys who were like "you know there's probably a lot of crime in crypto, and it's all stored on the blockchain, let's start looking" and found... This

The article goes into it, but what happened was

- the british police nicked someone for sex offenses
- in the process of investigating that guy, they found out about the "welcome to video" site
- they told a guy at the national crime agency about it
- that guy told someone at a company the agency works with that does blockchain transaction analysis for law enforcement
- that guy (the blockchain analysis guy) told a couple of people he knew at the IRS
- they decided to have a go and see whether they could tackle it

As to them not knowing what they were getting into, that's definitely true. There's a bit in the article where one of the IRS guys is saying, well I thought it was going to be people loving 16 year olds, that kind of thing. But then he finds out it's much grimmer than that.

If anything the thing I took away from it is that combatting of this kind of thing online is pretty weak. Look at that chain of bullet points I wrote above, it's pretty much serendipity that it got dealt with at the speed it did.

And towards the end of the article you find out that the German police had apparently been trying to get the site dealt with for some time but had been failing to get any leverage with the Koreans because they didn't have personal relationships with anyone in Korea! That's funny on one level, because the (unfair) national stereotype I have in my head of Germans is that they are hard-working, efficient robot-people who would absolutely be flummoxed by the Koreans not reacting the way they expected to a matter-of-fact approach saying here's this site you should take down, here's why, etc. But it's also awful because why did something so important only go ahead because some American investigator happened to have built personal relationships with the Korean authorities?

One thing is clear though, this article is the new go-to for any time anyone expresses doubts about whether Bitcoin is used to buy and sell child porn.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hammerite posted:

One thing is clear though, this article is the new go-to for any time anyone expresses doubts about whether Bitcoin is used to buy and sell child porn.

I thought just pointing out that libertarians are involved was enough evidence.

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Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

LifeSunDeath posted:

I thought just pointing out that libertarians are involved was enough evidence.

One of the investigators interviewed for the article wondered about that too.

the article posted:

He found that the mere mention of child exploitation seemed to evaporate the cryptocurrency industry’s usual resistance to government intervention. “As libertarian as you want to be,” Gambaryan says, “this is where everybody kind of drew the line.” Even before he sent a formal legal request or subpoena, staff at all three exchanges were ready to help.

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