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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Danknificent posted:

The US Air Force told me the same thing, and that's four years I'll never get back. But you seem more trustworthy than that recruiter.

I will join your fight against the infidels. Which team, shard, and discord do I need to join?

goonhole discord: https://discord.gg/87uhErct

we play as wardens, and there's only one shard (shard one)

then deploy to cometa in Ash Fields (south west corner) and ping a goon on discord to invite you to the regiment / squad in game. the in game voice is what we always use, when it works it works super well.

you'll be able to hear people yell medic in local chat too, and it's directional sound so if you have headphones you can trace them down like that, or you can find them writhing on the ground and then use your equipped triage kit (and a bottle of plasma) to revive them, and then the medical kit (loaded with bandages) to heal them back so they aren't so bloody. then they'll probably say "thanks doc!" and run directly into a hail of bullets and die

Stereotype fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Mar 17, 2022

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Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl

Stereotype posted:

then they'll probably say "thanks doc!" and run directly into a hail of bullets and die

I feel attacked

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Nuclear War posted:

I feel attacked

No, that's the bullets

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.
The war didn't seem to be going great this morning. My zombie horde of revived soldiers wasn't enough to keep the infidel from pushing the ash fields. I blame congress for not approving more funding for bandage stockpiles in forward bunkers. I understand that they want me to have a long commute so I'm forced to support the energy and fast food industries, but having to run to narnia to get some washrags is some BS. In conclusion, foxhole is a land of contrasts.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Ashfields holds for the moment, taking Electi must be tempting but I guess we got to go around the mountain and clear all out that first.

I think we've unlocked out Dewitt Light tank.

Stillbanned
Aug 23, 2021
I'm here for the holes, foxes are optional.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
The weekend here, It is time for goons to assemble and fight.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
So the Colonials are on the ropes and victory seems pretty certain in the next few hours, we've got loads of stuff made to transport down to the last fronts those who want to live the trucking dream as well as small collection of tanks and guns some of us are aching to use before the reset button is hit.

If you got the time show up tonight and sneak a victory.

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !
War 89 is OVER as of less than an hour ago. The last Colonial city to fall was The Old Captain in the hex of The Fingers. The Collies managed to create some literal last second drama when a Spatha got to Ashtown in Ashfields and blew up the town hall just as provisional garrison tripped over at The Old Captain. Cue a full on Yakkety Sax style response from the Wardens and the TH was quickly rebuilt, triggering the end of the war. Next war start time (but not conditions) have been announced for the usual 1 p.m. time on Tuesday March 29th.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Minutes after victory in the Memorial Park at home island:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kR1jtMstfc

I think I broke my record of bayonet kills this war, at least over sixty!

Good work fighting, trucking, scrooping and producing goons and GOON allies.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
new war started. wardens are in the east this time which is cool

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
We've secured our objective in 40 minutes, Baths is ours.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Picked this up a few days ago and have been having fun. I spent an hour last night dropping mortar shells on Collie heads.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
The present war seems sadly a locked in victory for the Colonials due to streamers all deciding to go green, but we can still have fun.

Practice what you have not done before, move the stuff we've made so far to the critical fronts where things might be promising and just chill. We'll be planning for the next one.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
it's still fun to shoot mans even when you're losing. shooting artillery at them is even more fun than mortars

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
my favorite thing is driving officer cars

or the bicycle and pretending im delivering information

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
The battles are getting more intense with tanks and halftracks showing up and machine guns being handed out like candy.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
the war is getting fun now, tanks everywhere, big machine guns you can mow people down with, massive artillery batteries. It's also a high-pop war, on pace with 87 or 83. lots of fighting still to do :getin:

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Yeah the bigger Collie streamers got bored, and apparently we're taking back territory. And more goons are joining, and some of the goons who burned out at the start of this war are coming back. So it's remaining pretty fun, at least in the limited time I have to play.

It even looks like there'll be some storm cannon duels.

Mux
Aug 4, 2010

In the first 10 mins of playing this game, I was told to hop on artillery, and immediately proceeded to wipe out our attacking forces.



10/10 game, would fire artillery again.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Lol got punished for the spotter's fuckup

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Ha I was the spotter. The wind uh, it changed. Yup that’s what happened.

LightRailTycoon
Mar 24, 2017
That’s how you know it works

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Wind direction is a harsh mistress.

Also, pistol snap shooting sloppy bayonet chargers or side stepping and stabbing them back is a rush I will never get tired of.

RocketRaygun
Nov 7, 2015



https://clips.twitch.tv/ConfidentRockyShrewAliens-Qj1vT9ARkajPvb2W

Lmao.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Something similar happened to me. I was in a Devitt with another player but the commander slot was empty. We had forgot to lock the thank and a Collie snuck up and jumped in. He ended up coming with us as we assaulted their relic base.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Always lock your tanks.

RocketRaygun
Nov 7, 2015



SeanBeansShako posted:

Always lock your tanks.

mr drake wrenched it while a ONE guy was standing there shouting "someone kill this guy" lmao

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
My favourite part of this game so far is lobbing gas grenades at enemy trenches with the little catapult attachment.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
We've had some pretty solid gains tonight and might have killed their last aggressive positioned Storm Cannons.

Shame the push towards the Colonial capital fizzled out again.

I was there, I could see the town hall. Nobody brought any artillery until it was too late the fools.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
just repelled like an 8 collie tank push at Reprieve with all of us going lunatic grenade boys

feels good

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
So after repelling the fiendish collies at Reprieve last night one dude showed up in a tank so I hopped in. Another guy hops in and we make an impromptu 20 man squad. Slowly begin moving towards the west and man we had a great run.

Took the townhall BB and like 6-7 tanks down over a period of two hours. Dozens and dozens of shells. I was sniping assholes out of trenches left and right. Eventually we got some more armor and next thing I know it's 4 tanks and a half track just shelling everything.

Man that felt good

Also the noobtube whips rear end

Playing this game at peak hours or 2-5 am is where it's at. So many goofy east coast people can't not play until the loving sun comes up

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Therizo is surrounded and logi cut off. That city burns today.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
That place won't fall unless they got six 150 pieces slamming down constantly while they sneak a whale or two fully loaded and manned by a big clan group.

They are being die hard about us. We just want to be tourists.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Therizo just went down. Have been sitting on a 150 all evening.

pokchu
Aug 22, 2007
D:
ARG also stole a white whale the driver didn't lock. They gassed him out and instantly deployed it, leading to over half of Umbral Wildwood getting reset in the middle of the night lmao

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
A shame I didn't see the fall, but we're picking ourselves back up and flipping the enemy off with both hands.

I hope Baths falls next.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
good times at uhh

Reaching Sky? idk somewhere in the north



this was moments after i was dicking around doing donuts in a sidecar cycle and caught 1 (one) errant HMG shell and instantly exploded much to the delight of my team

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Taking the sights in the Colonial capital Therizo in Terminus on leave!



Lovely improvised outdoor pub.



Some fine propaganda!



Catching some rays on a towel on the side of the street!



Visiting the local Colonial war memorial!

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pokchu
Aug 22, 2007
D:
We're so close to the threshold of being a permanent meidum/high pop regiment in foxhole. If you're thinking about playing, please do! It's a great time right now, actually, as we're winning then a new war will start!

Euro goons, especially!

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