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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


It's just a stutter

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Fly Molo posted:

:wrong: it’s an empire of starcraft marines hitting the GO FAST button again and again and saying “aww yeah that’s the stuff”

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Fly Molo posted:

:wrong: it’s an empire of starcraft marines hitting the GO FAST button again and again and saying “aww yeah that’s the stuff”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-nMGtaAoXw

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Uncle Wemus posted:

It's just a stutter

It's just a burning memory.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Mind_Taker posted:

chuck grassley at least has some funny tweets

he's a 1 hit wonder

when's the last time Chuck Grassley said or did anything entertaining

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
assley grassley or cashley noone votes for free

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

he's a 1 hit wonder

when's the last time Chuck Grassley said or did anything entertaining

idk he's got "hit deer", "dead pigeon" and "u know what", he's a star

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

the dementiacrats ambling the country into senescentocracy

https://twitter.com/whstancil/status/1514564156875288578

:dementia:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

SIR!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
Ok, so It's not Joe in 2024. Harris, Hillary, or Beto O'Rourke. Who loses biggest to Trump?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

Ok, so It's not Joe in 2024. Harris, Hillary, or Beto O'Rourke. Who loses biggest to Trump?

dont count joe out yet!

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Y'know it strikes me that the subway shooter shot 33 times and didn't kill anyone.

That's 8 shots fewer than 41.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Amadou_Diallo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQMqWAiWPMs

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Fly Molo posted:

i finally googled this, and it’s... star citizen?? nothing makes sense any more

Somebody please post the whole thing.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

Vim Fuego posted:

Ok, so It's not Joe in 2024. Harris, Hillary, or Beto O'Rourke. Who loses biggest to Trump?

Harris loses the biggest, since she polled at like 4% in the dem primary last time and has only become less popular since, but they all lose pretty convincingly. They have no one that actually matches up well against Trump. Their best hope is some random celebrity decides to run. I think George Clooney could beat Trump.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

loading this into the "if trump had done this" machine to check out what the reactions from liberals would have been. Hmmm, strange, they seem quite different for some reason.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

amazing

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
like there’s dementia and then there’s “the connection between your brain and optical nerve finally melted”

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

LGD posted:

they literally got caught illegally spying on congress and Feinstein (among others) decided that was no big deal, so yeah I doubt her infirmity is allowing any new level of permissiveness

I think she has been senile for over 15years tbh.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

ghost guns are what you use to kill the ghosts of the people that haunt you because you killed them

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

https://twitter.com/Oklahomesteader/status/1514693229777768456

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





:wow:

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

the reply is just restating the original tweet

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Raskolnikov38 posted:

like there’s dementia and then there’s “the connection between your brain and optical nerve finally melted”

they need to up the dose of whatever cocktail they got Biden on because sometimes it does work and he can seem coherent for a few minutes
....sometimes

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
How many times a day do you suppose they have to remind Joe that he's president by now

I'm guessing "every time he has to appear in public, after giving him his uppers and right before shoving him out on stage"

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

ah yes something something most important election of our lives just have to vote for uh this mmm yes history in the making very cool

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I guess when they were telling us Biden was the most progressive president, they were talking about the advancement of his dementia.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
The most progressive president of all time!!!

Because he’s progressing his dick out of his pants in front of kids folks!

WAKA WAKA!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

CUSP
OF
A
NEW
PROGRESSIVE
DECADE

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/PropOTP/status/1514642706420568064

drat it's almost like they're on the same side

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

mad.radhu posted:

https://twitter.com/PropOTP/status/1514642706420568064

drat it's almost like they're on the same side

not reading because it sounds like the most obvious poo poo ever. the fbi has access to great surveillance tech? and they don’t always use it? drat what a surprise!!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Probably Magic posted:

I guess when they were telling us Biden was the most progressive president, they were talking about the advancement of his dementia.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

<speech ends> ok, Mac time to turn in your ghost gun. You too, pal. Listen, don't gimme any of that sarsaparilla. Everyone down the line- we're confiscating your ghost guns

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


isn't "alumni" already gender-neutral

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


slick willie and the hill dawg pourin one out for the homie tonite

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1514740305941118980

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

lol jesus

quote:

After the Chronicle posted the story, Feinstein, 88, said in a written statement that “the real question is whether I’m still an effective representative for 40 million Californians, and the record shows that I am.”

While she said she focused much of the last year on husband Richard Blum’s illness and death, “I have remained committed to achieving results, and I’d put my record up against anyone’s.”

The statement said that Feinstein (D-Calif.) led the reauthorization of the bipartisan Violence Against Women Act, “secured more direct government funding for my state than any other Democratic senator other than the chairman of the Appropriations Committee and secured additional funding to retain federal firefighters to help California prepare for the upcoming wildfire season.”

Feinstein is almost always trailed by staffers while walking around the Capitol, and staffers frequently interject on her behalf when the senator gets questions from reporters.

When asked recently about the troubled nomination of Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti to be ambassador to India, she declined to comment, saying she wasn’t up to speed on the details.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!
biden clearly was signalling to some aide or something "do i go this way" and then he did the same motion "oh ok i go this way". he wasn't shaking hands with phantom spirits banished to this earth

thats still not great!

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



how about she sits down for an hour long, let's say, 7pm interview with the chronicle

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

yellowcar posted:

isn't "alumni" already gender-neutral

https://twitter.com/wophugus/status/1514666608039452677?s=21&t=vuFvOaXxzHwwbBkeunibHA

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

tenderjerk posted:

biden clearly was signalling to some aide or something "do i go this way" and then he did the same motion "oh ok i go this way". he wasn't shaking hands with phantom spirits banished to this earth

thats still not great!

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Dr. Video Games 0135
May 20, 2003

That's gonna be a zoinks from me, Scoob

Fuckin lol at the lib cope in the replies

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