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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

jfc

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I found it

In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
im the worst type of electricity

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

what was the origin of the 4th stimpire copypasta anyway, was it really star citizen?

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

this is from Dec 2020, after Feinstein botched the Jack Dorsey hearing



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/diane-feinstein-age-senate-chuck-schumer-b1769556.html

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
hahahaha everyone we're ruled by sundowns at 11am

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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It's just as plausible to get her to resign as it is to get Clarence Thomas to. Just lots of people yelling about something they are powerless about.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Eternal sunshine of the spotless Feinstein

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

those zanarkand abes, oof those boys sure can play b-bblitzball

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tenderjerk posted:

biden clearly was signalling to some aide or something "do i go this way" and then he did the same motion "oh ok i go this way". he wasn't shaking hands with phantom spirits banished to this earth

thats still not great!

He was disarming a ghost gun

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

mad.radhu posted:

https://twitter.com/PropOTP/status/1514642706420568064

drat it's almost like they're on the same side

I had a meeting with some FBI agents last month over helping to try and get my refugee cousins from Ukraine into the US (they are safe now).

I've spent a long time in the military and can recognize these kinds of people. The agents were shaved head, bearded, tatted, right wingers; no poo poo it was surprising.

My last interaction with FBI was late 90's and the agent was a shlubby old guy who kept talking about carrying a .38 revolver in the old days, so it was a bit shocking to me (probably shouldn't have been).

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

yellowcar posted:

isn't "alumni" already gender-neutral
It used so, yeah. Technically the feminine plural would be alumnae. But Romani ite domum.

pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020

he's shaking hands with beau

pandy fackler has issued a correction as of 02:26 on Apr 15, 2022

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
Thank god Biden kept DeJoy on. I made the foolish mistake of mailing a check first class and it hasn't shown up over two weeks later. I imagine this severely impacts people who actually rely on the mail like seniors and rural residents.

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hobbesmaster posted:

what was the origin of the 4th stimpire copypasta anyway, was it really star citizen?

when i google “stimpire” the top result is

quote:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com › ...
Members - The Fourth Stimpire [STIMPIRE] - Organizations
Roberts Space Industries is the official go-to website for all news about Star Citizen and Squadron 42. It also hosts the

hmm, now I’m not sure. maybe it’s just the bone removal enthusiasts posting on the star citizen forums?? :shrug:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Exiting the Stimpire Castle

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/NYCPDDEA/status/1514376093108744195

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

see there's a simple formula for degenderifying a word you just take the last vowel and change it to an x

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Rubellavator posted:

see there's a simple formula for degenderifying a word you just take the last vowel and change it to an x

people who post on these forums are known as "goxns"

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

https://twitter.com/rico_rants/stat...ingawful.com%2F

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

wow why didn't he just go on other networks, who surely extended invitations to him to speak about the issues that are important to him? I mean there's no way fox news was the only one who would have him on, because he's a labor organizer. hang on, someone's handing me a note

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Chris Smalls can go on whatever show he wants but Tucker isn't any friend of unions.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

empty whippet box posted:

wow why didn't he just go on other networks, who surely extended invitations to him to speak about the issues that are important to him? I mean there's no way fox news was the only one who would have him on, because he's a labor organizer. hang on, someone's handing me a note

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

the union organizer to fash pipeline

ya hate to see it

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

That was a hand gesture to an aide for sure, but lmao at that mushbrain wandering and staring at the wall

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

empty whippet box posted:

wow why didn't he just go on other networks, who surely extended invitations to him to speak about the issues that are important to him? I mean there's no way fox news was the only one who would have him on, because he's a labor organizer. hang on, someone's handing me a note

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

AOC has done absolutely nothing for the past 6 months? or so. Pointing this out is not attacking her.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


I can't believe this is a real account

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Pryor on Fire posted:

AOC has done absolutely nothing for the past 6 months? or so. Pointing this out is not attacking her.

I think he should attack her all he wants. I don't see how attacking her on a fascist's TV show is helpful to anyone.Why do you think Tucker wants to have him on?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

mcmagic posted:

I think he should attack her all he wants. I don't see how attacking her on a fascist's TV show is helpful to anyone.Why do you think Tucker wants to have him on?

who gives a poo poo

like, seriously, walk me through this, what's the literal worst case scenario here

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


The Dems have to be destroyed for anything good to happen

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
let me just start up a leftist national news network for this guy to go on

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I'm gonna guess Christian went on there because he knows most of the workers watch Tucker, it's silly to pretend they are represented by or like the left at all.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Pryor on Fire posted:

I'm gonna guess Christian went on there because he knows most of the workers watch Tucker, it's silly to pretend they are represented by or like the left at all.

There is no way most of the black workers in NYC are watching fox news. Most of them don't want the news at all I would guess.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

empty whippet box posted:

wow why didn't he just go on other networks, who surely extended invitations to him to speak about the issues that are important to him? I mean there's no way fox news was the only one who would have him on, because he's a labor organizer. hang on, someone's handing me a note

:ssh: read the note

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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RealityWarCriminal posted:

let me just start up a leftist national news network for this guy to go on

You don't have to go on TV....

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

mcmagic posted:

Why do you think Tucker wants to have him on?

Who cares? What did Smalls say on FOX, Or what did Tucker say about him, that upsets you?

Do you think that he turned down CNN/ABC/MSNBC to go on FOX? Or do you think no one else would let him speak?

I don't think anyone on here likes FOX, but a platform is a platform.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

mcmagic posted:

There is no way most of the black workers in NYC are watching fox news. Most of them don't want the news at all I would guess.

Tell us some more of your opinions on black workers. I'm getting the feeling you've got a lot to say.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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spacetoaster posted:

Who cares? What did Smalls say on FOX, Or what did Tucker say about him, that upsets you?

Do you think that he turned down CNN/ABC/MSNBC to go on FOX? Or do you think no one else would let him speak?

I don't think anyone on here likes FOX, but a platform is a platform.

He's literally on as part of a segment about what a phony AOC is who is the Fox News boogyman that their viewers love to hate. I agree that she's a disappointment but going on with a fascist to bash her doesn't seem productive to me.

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