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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hello Sailor posted:

One of the investigators interviewed for the article wondered about that too.

also

quote:

Sometimes known as “child pornography,” the class of imagery that was trafficked on Welcome to Video has increasingly come to be called “child sexual abuse material” by child advocates and law enforcement, so as to strip away any doubt that it involves acts of violence against kids. CSAM, as it is usually abbreviated

This is one loving letter off from CSPAM...which is not surprising AT ALL.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

LifeSunDeath posted:

also

This is one loving letter off from CSPAM...which is not surprising AT ALL.

I don't get it. Can you elaborate on this?

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Ghost Leviathan posted:

The comments do often seem to degenerate into crypto bros going 'That's coming, infrastructure is being built'
See also: institutional interest/investment. In crypto bro minds It exists in a superposition of being both significant and coming any day now, and being irrelevant and inert.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
rofl

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1514362728781078537

https://twitter.com/mosesjones/status/1514384296240300033

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004



wow how could this have gone wrong?





has anyone coined the term decentralized rugpull yet?

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


Our entire process relied on users acting as rational actors for the good of the community and we could in no way see someone breaking those ephemeral and gentleman's handshake rules for greed.

Lol did they even say what "good for the community" even means? I'm assuming its "everyone else sacrifices so I can get rich."

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013

limp_cheese posted:

Our entire process relied on users acting as rational actors for the good of the community and we could in no way see someone breaking those ephemeral and gentleman's handshake rules for greed.

Lol did they even say what "good for the community" even means? I'm assuming its "everyone else sacrifices so I can get rich."

It's doubly funny because, as I understand it, most of the people who aren't outright grifters that get into crypto poo poo are libertarians, and their entire worldview can crudely be summed up as "got mine, gently caress you."

What the hell else did they expect?

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

LifeSunDeath posted:

first step to hacking the blockchain is plugging in your computer...it's the cord in the back, and there's a switch.

My switch says "gigabit" on it...and there are more than one cords coming out and they're all plugged. Which one is "in?"

Edit:

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I also got one of those and a Bitcoin note to give to a friend, who mines Bitcoin and collects monetary artifacts.

Bigby's Grifting Hand (Invisible)

Edit2:

The Kins posted:

mycrimes.jpg

:drat:

DerekSmartymans fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Apr 14, 2022

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

MechaCrash posted:

It's doubly funny because, as I understand it, most of the people who aren't outright grifters that get into crypto poo poo are libertarians, and their entire worldview can crudely be summed up as "got mine, gently caress you."

What the hell else did they expect?

To be fair on these morons libertarianism is actually their advertised viewpoint: given a complete lack of oversight, humans will act with rational self interest to create a utopia.

You don’t usually see much libertarianism in people who know anything about finance because the entire stock market works because almost every actor in the market acts emotionally and irrationally.

The position you describe is what psychologists call the Dark Tetrad (Machiavellianism, subclinical narcissism, subclinical psychopathy, and subclinical sadism), which this recent paper strongly connects with motivations for buying cryptocurrencies and other stupid risky investments.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

chaosbreather posted:

The position you describe is what psychologists call the Dark Tetrad (Machiavellianism, subclinical narcissism, subclinical psychopathy, and subclinical sadism), which this recent paper strongly connects with motivations for buying cryptocurrencies and other stupid risky investments.

This makes a lot of sense because most of the cryptobros early on were not "I'm going to make money and buy a lambo," but rather "I'm going to be a prince, gently caress all the Gwen Staceys, and make Chad beg for food with the dog." It's like, if I make a sale for a good profit on eBay, I'm happy I have beer and cigar money---I'm not hoping that the buyer grovels and swirlies himself or that I could trade satoshi's for degrading sex with that girl that laughed at me in eighth grade (Hi, Michelle!).

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I can never take the term "dark tetrad" seriously because it sounds like something a teenager made up to sound cool

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

MechaCrash posted:

It's doubly funny because, as I understand it, most of the people who aren't outright grifters that get into crypto poo poo are libertarians, and their entire worldview can crudely be summed up as "got mine, gently caress you."

What the hell else did they expect?

There are grifters and libertarians but also a sizable number of people just trying to get rich quick because the media keeps reporting on "crypto millionaires"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I thought we weren't allowed to say tetrad anymore.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Apr 15, 2022

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Paladinus posted:

I thought we weren't not allowed to say tetrad anymore.
i didn't think anyone had

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Heard about this on NPR and was disgusted enough to share it here.

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/23020971/crypto-kids-nfts-web3-education-summer-camp

Summer camps designed to teach children the wonders of bitcoin and cryptocurrency in order to hook them young. They say its necessary because financial education in public schools is garbage. It is but this isn't the answer.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

They do love those young marks.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Definitely not a cult

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Taerkar posted:

They do love those young marks.

[joking] :chloe: [/joking]


Also yeah stupid as gently caress, it loving sucks that the intro into fin/econ and computer science is basically just dropping kids and students in the later stages and going "lol its magic its going to make you go ssj to the moon."

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

limp_cheese posted:

Heard about this on NPR and was disgusted enough to share it here.

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/23020971/crypto-kids-nfts-web3-education-summer-camp

Summer camps designed to teach children the wonders of bitcoin and cryptocurrency in order to hook them young. They say its necessary because financial education in public schools is garbage. It is but this isn't the answer.

I'm dying from laughter

quote:

Nate, a teacher in Virginia who asked not to include his last name for concerns over future employment, says that over the last two years, he’s watched his high school students develop major interest in crypto, stock trading, and sports gambling. During study hall, he’d glance at their screens — all of them boys — and see the temperamental fluctuations of the Robinhood line graph or the FanDuel home page. He’s heard one story from a fellow teacher about a ninth grader at another school who made a bet on a college football game and won $500,000, then had to pretend that his father had actually made the bet.

Nate says he can usually tell when a kid might be getting into some potentially risky financial habits: “Once they start fanboying Elon Musk, you’ve probably got a kid who’s interested in these things,” he says. He’s also noticing that middle school students are responding to the fervor around NFTs without understanding what they are; during one project in a class on technology that involved AI-generated art, “there were a number of sixth grade boys that were elated to see that you could turn the art into an NFT and sell it,” he says. “They knew it was cool and trendy and their ears perked up.”

Just the thought of a high school kid suddenly talking about Elon Musk all the time in class, and the teacher nods his head sagely and thinks to himself "guess this kid's into crypto now", it's killing me


As an extra bonus laugh, the article doesn't mention this, but the founder of Crypto Kids Camp also runs a paid crypto advice site called the Virtual Underground Railroad. Even though her name is Najah Roberts, she's started using the nickname "Young Harriet" - because by teaching people about crypto, she's freeing them from slavery, exactly like Harriet Tubman did.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

You just can't help but wonder if the fish really aren't seeing the sharks they're swimming with or if it's just a pond of increasingly bigger sharks trying to eat each other and whatever else falls in.



edit:
I'm sorry, but how has this not been posted:
https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1514751707443609602?s=20&t=OdCB7UtxCGq4iKH7EH1xKg
:allears:

Darth TNT fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Apr 15, 2022

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Darth TNT posted:

You just can't help but wonder if the fish really aren't seeing the sharks they're swimming with or if it's just a pond of increasingly bigger sharks trying to eat each other and whatever else falls in.

Uh, yeah, that's how fish work. It is one of the things you have to watch out for when setting up a community aquarium. Most fish will happily eat any other fish small enough to fit in their mouths. Even their own children. Fish are the libertarians of the animal world.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


You can cash out anytime you like... unless it's the same time everyone else would like to cash out.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
CNN reports that the FBI has blamed Lazarus Group and APT38 - hacking groups associated with the North Korean government - for the $600 million Axie Infinity hack.

CNN posted:

Cyberattacks have been an important source of revenue for the North Korean regime for years as its leader, Kim Jong Un, has continued to pursue nuclear weapons, according to a United Nations panel and outside cybersecurity experts.

[...]

Lazarus Group has stolen an estimated $1.75 billion worth of cryptocurrency in recent years, according to Chainalysis, a firm that tracks digital currency transactions.

"A hack of a cryptocurrency business, unlike a retailer, for example, is essentially bank robbery at the speed of the internet and funds North Korea's destabilizing activity and weapons proliferation," said Ari Redbord, head of legal affairs at TRM Labs, a firm that investigates financial crime. "As long as they are successful and profitable, they will not stop."

While many cybersecurity analysts' attention has been on Russian hacking in light of the war in Ukraine, suspected North Korean hackers have been far from quiet.

Researchers at Google last month disclosed two different alleged North Korean hacking campaigns targeting US media and IT organizations, and cryptocurrency and financial technology sectors.

Google has a policy of notifying users who are targeted by state-sponsored hackers.

Shane Huntley, who leads Google's Threat Analysis Group, said that if a Google user has "any link to being involved in Bitcoin or cryptocurrency" and they get a warning about state-backed hacking from Google, it almost always ends up being North Korean activity.

"It seems to be an ongoing strategy for them to supplement and make money through this activity," Huntley told CNN.
This is good for etc.

El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery

Darth TNT posted:

You just can't help but wonder if the fish really aren't seeing the sharks they're swimming with or if it's just a pond of increasingly bigger sharks trying to eat each other and whatever else falls in.



edit:
I'm sorry, but how has this not been posted:
https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1514751707443609602?s=20&t=OdCB7UtxCGq4iKH7EH1xKg
:allears:

The fish all think they're sharks. I get the sense that "rational self-interest" doesn't mean what they think it means.

That monero thing is hilarious, it's a Producers situation, I hope someone involved is named Bialystock

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
the monero thing confuses me because if you genuinely think that exchanges don't have the currency, wouldn't the best move be to attempt a withdrawl asap?

if you wait until after the ~bank run~ then aren't you now risking paper monero(tm) being real and everyone else getting out before you did

i don't understand buttcoin

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Zamujasa posted:

the monero thing confuses me because if you genuinely think that exchanges don't have the currency, wouldn't the best move be to attempt a withdrawl asap?

if you wait until after the ~bank run~ then aren't you now risking paper monero(tm) being real and everyone else getting out before you did

i don't understand buttcoin

it can't be that stupid, they must be explaining it wrong

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
lol

https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1514963498161348613

novamute
Jul 5, 2006

o o o

Zamujasa posted:

the monero thing confuses me because if you genuinely think that exchanges don't have the currency, wouldn't the best move be to attempt a withdrawl asap?

if you wait until after the ~bank run~ then aren't you now risking paper monero(tm) being real and everyone else getting out before you did

i don't understand buttcoin

See the exchanges are going to have to buy a ton to backfill their reserves which is going to send the price TO THE MOON!!! We gotta give people a chance to get in before this 🚀🚀🚀 takes off /s

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

novamute posted:

See the exchanges are going to have to buy a ton to backfill their reserves which is going to send the price TO THE MOON!!! We gotta give people a chance to get in before this 🚀🚀🚀 takes off /s

The article says two exchanges already removed the ability to withdraw.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Organized Bank Runs to test the banks

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

Zamujasa posted:

the monero thing confuses me because if you genuinely think that exchanges don't have the currency, wouldn't the best move be to attempt a withdrawl asap?

if you wait until after the ~bank run~ then aren't you now risking paper monero(tm) being real and everyone else getting out before you did

i don't understand buttcoin

No, only a not true believer would do that. True believers know that they promised to have the money, so they have the money. Otherwise that promise...would be a LIE! And not just any lie, a lie on the internet. The worst kind.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009


wow those are awful even by NFT standards

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

repiv posted:

wow those are awful even by NFT standards



omfg :barf:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Zamujasa posted:

i don't understand buttcoin

You don't need to, just cash in all your savings, insurance plans, healthcare, kids college money, steal from your parents and friends, and buy butts.

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005

That video is pretty cool

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

repiv posted:

wow those are awful even by NFT standards



Why are they basing the maga nfts on McKayla Maroney?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Kevin Sorbo is the most pathetic idiot possible.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Hammerite posted:

it can't be that stupid, they must be explaining it wrong

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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




"Those beans aren't really magic, and to prove it, I'll buy some!"

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