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Even better it was the #11 song in Australia for 2021 
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Don't kink shame.
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Apr 14, 2022 13:52
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Oh god what does it mean if your dick is veiny Do I have dick crohn's
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Apr 14, 2022 13:55
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Dick Crohn's? I thought they closed that place down.
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Apr 14, 2022 13:57
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Data Graham posted:Oh god what does it mean if your dick is veiny It's probably just a dick aneurysm or maybe dick parkinson's. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/xs1szRE
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Apr 14, 2022 14:05
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Dick Guillain-Barré
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Apr 14, 2022 14:07
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Infinitum posted:Even better it was the #11 song in Australia for 2021 Tom Cardy understands that comedy music doesn't have to be frivolous nonsense. His songs are not only funny, they're straight up bangers (technical term).
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Apr 14, 2022 14:09
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https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1514602201359941632
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Turn the kid's shoulders sideways, and pull him up and back through the window. Every time a kid gets their head stuck somewhere, it's this.
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Apr 14, 2022 16:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozezG1zpxXQ This is probably my favorite of his songs that I've heard.
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Apr 14, 2022 16:38
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muscles like this! posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozezG1zpxXQ
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I really enjoyed this one. https://youtu.be/cy8oD6iY_Oo He's friends with the hosts of this radio show, and when one of them went out for 2 weeks with covid, the other worked with Tom and some other friends to put a song together specifically about him. He didn't know this was happening on-air because they had agreed a long time ago to never listen to the show if either is off.
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Apr 14, 2022 17:15
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The original was good but then someone offered to animate it so he wrote an extended version of Mixed Messages
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Philippe posted:Tom Cardy understands that comedy music doesn't have to be frivolous nonsense. His songs are not only funny, they're straight up bangers (technical term). This is also why Weird Al is the king.
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 https://i.imgur.com/plNVqry.mp4 Needless to say, I chose another thumb drive.
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PainterofCrap posted:
good call scammers will sell something cheap to get good reviews, then change the product description once the rating is good to sell something with a higher margin (which might not exist). amazon could of course prevent this in numerous ways, but that would be annoying and dig into profits, so they wont.
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Also never buy a thumb drive online. Another favorite scam tactic is to mess with the controller to give an incorrect size and you have no way to check and anything you put on there is in danger of being randomly deleted.
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muscles like this! posted:Also never buy a thumb drive online. Another favorite scam tactic is to mess with the controller to give an incorrect size and you have no way to check and anything you put on there is in danger of being randomly deleted. Oh poo poo. I just bought 2 sandisk sd cards for my cameras
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muscles like this! posted:Also never buy a thumb drive online. Another favorite scam tactic is to mess with the controller to give an incorrect size and you have no way to check and anything you put on there is in danger of being randomly deleted. Lol, I got a a sweet 4tb slick silver thumb drive for only like 8 bucks! It's got 32gb of real storage lol E: also, it may have given my work computer cancer cause I ain't using that poo poo in my own device!
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The Anime Liker posted:Oh poo poo. You paid for 2 sandisk sd cards, whether you get 2 sandisk sd cards is another story "Fulfilled by Amazon" means sellers send their products to the Amazon warehouse and it gets dumped into a bin with all the other units of that same product sent in by all the other sellers, so if somebody is selling fakes, there's a chance of any item ordered from any seller being fake, and sandisk is by far the most popular brand of sd card to rip off Always test your sd cards
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Philippe posted:Tom Cardy understands that comedy music doesn't have to be frivolous nonsense. His songs are not only funny, they're straight up bangers (technical term). His absolute best song in this regard is Read Between the Lines. If by the song's peak your rear end isn't shaking just a little bit you're clinically dead. Naughty or Nice is the most canonically accurate depiction of Santa in existence.
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flavor.flv posted:"Fulfilled by Amazon" means sellers send their products to the Amazon warehouse and it gets dumped into a bin with all the other units of that same product sent in by all the other sellers, so if somebody is selling fakes, there's a chance of any item ordered from any seller being fake, and sandisk is by far the most popular brand of sd card to rip off I'm not suggesting you rip off Amazon, but it seems like they have enough issues with fakes that you can just buy a card off Amazon, tell them it's a fake, and then get credited for the card without having to send it back
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flavor.flv posted:You paid for 2 sandisk sd cards, whether you get 2 sandisk sd cards is another story Yeah I'm definitely checking them out because I can just see myself doing a full shoot for a client and 4 photos were saved because Amazon is trash company. This is especially funny because I got the new camera from Best Buy because I didn't trust Amazon to actually send me a working, new, undamaged camera because they pay their employees pennies to throw that poo poo in a bucket as fast as possible then chuck it into a truck that's then unloaded by another underpaid laborer who doesn't give a poo poo. I've yet to receive a fragile product from Amazon that didn't look like it was mauled by a bear.
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Meanwhile the usps ships drugs on time and untouched. God bless public service
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ookiimarukochan posted:I'm not suggesting you rip off Amazon, but it seems like they have enough issues with fakes that you can just buy a card off Amazon, tell them it's a fake, and then get credited for the card without having to send it back Some cards will appear real, test out at the right size, but still poo poo the bed after like, 15 uses. Basically don't trust sketchy memory
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Milo and POTUS posted:Meanwhile the usps ships drugs on time and untouched. God bless public service Is it true the USPS needs a warrant to open packages for suspicion of a crime, and that UPS/FedEx/DHL don't, or is that some "my uncle works at nintendo" level foolishness?
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Zipperelli. posted:Is it true the USPS needs a warrant to open packages for suspicion of a crime, and that UPS/FedEx/DHL don't, or is that some "my uncle works at nintendo" level foolishness? True. They are a federal agency. Ups and fedex are privately owned and can do whatever they want with your packages.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Meanwhile the usps ships drugs on time and untouched. God bless public service My pharmacy sent me a Schedule 2 prescription via FedEx and it never arrived and I bitched so hard about it that now a whole pharmacy chain won't mail scripts via anything other than USPS with a signature on delivery. It was a lovely couple of weeks and they are spending sooooo much extra money.
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Zipperelli. posted:Is it true the USPS needs a warrant to open packages for suspicion of a crime, and that UPS/FedEx/DHL don't, or is that some "my uncle works at nintendo" level foolishness? I worked at FedEx a few years ago and they had a cop come in twice a week. Imagine a conveyor belt with shitloads of boxes of different shapes and sizes streaming by for hours but somehow this guy would pick a box that looked like every other box and he has this portable x ray thing that, he said, cost like a hundred grand and would look inside and find drugs probs 75% of the time. This didn’t actually answer your question in any way but I hope someone somewhere found it the slightest bit interesting.
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oldpainless posted:I worked at FedEx a few years ago and they had a cop come in twice a week. Imagine a conveyor belt with shitloads of boxes of different shapes and sizes streaming by for hours but somehow this guy would pick a box that looked like every other box and he has this portable x ray thing that, he said, cost like a hundred grand and would look inside and find drugs probs 75% of the time. So 75% of mail traffic is drugs? I can believe it.
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They used to call it The Ol Evidence Planter. Works 75% of the time.
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oldpainless posted:I worked at FedEx a few years ago and they had a cop come in twice a week. Imagine a conveyor belt with shitloads of boxes of different shapes and sizes streaming by for hours but somehow this guy would pick a box that looked like every other box and he has this portable x ray thing that, he said, cost like a hundred grand and would look inside and find drugs probs 75% of the time. The device in question: 
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Dewgy posted:The device in question: lol Dowsing for drugs
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The lady on the right needs to tell the world what lipstick she uses
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CBP can look inside a container on the pier with mobile VACIS. I wouldn’t be shocked if there was a legit way to look inside a cardboard package.
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I feel like this is an actual color blindness test. I can't see poo poo.
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