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count_von_count
Nov 6, 2012

After The War posted:

Is this the first time he's drawn Lady Liberty in a sexual context? Even at his hottest, most red-blooded porn consumiest peak, she's always just tearfully cheering along (or ready to provide a tissue).

Powerful symbol, I guess. Don't want to self-abuse to it

Definitely looks like she's ready for u kno what.

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Note: The father was shot and killed.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

duz posted:

Rock Out With Your Caucus Out


https://twitter.com/Ayli_Eternal/status/1514690577312456712

ZZT the Fifth
Dec 6, 2006
I shot the invisible swordsman.

Wait, is the fly a recurring thing now? I'm losing track of all the things Branco is attaching to Biden.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


duz posted:

Rock Out With Your Caucus Out


Kelly taking a run at Eli Valley's seat as 'Lord of the Grotesque Politique', I see.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


As opposed to normal, non-predatory capitalism.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fuuuuuck yoooouuuuu

NATO has been supporting Ukraine since before the invasion even began, you liar, viz:

https://twitter.com/TaraCopp/status/1514628895923920904

In summary: Kellies Nomination: Worst Gaslighting

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Apr 15, 2022

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
Madison Cawthorn said it, but we, of limited vision, chose not to picture it, lest it crush our fragile sanity. Only a mad visionary like Kelly could truly grasp the undulating horrors contained within the boy's words, and drag the howling nightmare before our timid eyes.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

I mean, possibly? But what the gently caress man, that's some asspull logic.

quote:

Phil Hands
president_with_levaers.jpg

quote:

Clay Jones
One time his way of drawing mouths makes sense. Also, AGC? Because this is exactly take that I'm sure has dropped all over the US.

quote:

KAL
Finally, some good loving art.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
"Gun violence is less about what's available and more about what's not"
No, tons of people don't have a father figure active in their lives and don't become shooters, and plenty do that have father figures
But I'm pretty sure if he didn't have a gun he wouldn't have been able to shoot people.

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019

Raised By Birds posted:

Marty Two Bulls


Goddamn, Marty is probably one of the best propagandists in this thread. What a slick visual metaphor.

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


Raised By Birds posted:


Marty Two Bulls




Kellies Nomination: Overall Best, because holy hell.

Xarn
Jun 26, 2015

duz posted:

Rock Out With Your Caucus Out


:drat:

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: At the Kremlin, Trying to Suss out What's up with Biden

Ted Rall posted:

It’s impossible to know whether any of this is true or even if US intelligence agencies really believe it, but part of the propaganda war against Russia is spreading the message that president Vladimir Putin is out of touch, doesn’t really know what’s going on and is losing his mind after two years of COVID-19 related lockdowns. Of course, it’s entirely possible that the Russians believe the same things about American president Joe Biden.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

That Kelly is gonna make me vote conservative, those dudes know how to party.

Also, I grew up with no dad and probably undiagnosed mental illness in Denmark, and not once did I do a mass shooting. In fact, I've never even held a gun, and I don't know how I would go about getting one.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.




"All right, I'm going, I'm going!"

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

ZZT the Fifth posted:

Wait, is the fly a recurring thing now? I'm losing track of all the things Branco is attaching to Biden.
It hasn't been as recurring as the empty thought bubble, sippy cup, bloody hands, and teleprompter. Oldest I found it via Branco's Twitter was 2021-08-02, and probably the first use:

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Some staffer should print out a few hundred copies of that Kelly and put them up all over the Capitol.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
When I look at this I hear dogs barking

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



Pilchenstein posted:

When I look at this I hear dogs barking

Yeah, like, there's one major denomination of people conservative shitheads demonize as having absent fathers.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Ghost fathers are unserialized and untraceable men that can be bought online and assembled at home.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It mostly made me wonder how badly Ghost Dad has aged given later circumstances.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I was curious about how Ghost Dad maintains a job, but I guess that briefcase is actually full of

unfinished business :dadjoke:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: At the Kremlin, Trying to Suss out What's up with Biden


Looks like someone's mad about not getting that Sputnik money anymore

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

twerking on the railroad posted:

Looks like someone's mad about not getting that Sputnik money anymore

He’s still working for Sputnik.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Is he still getting paid? I thought the sanctions were complicating that

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Murdstone posted:

Note: The father was shot and killed.
The only thing that stops a ghost dad with a ghost gun is a solid-silhouette'd kid with a ghost gun.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Angepain posted:

Is he still getting paid? I thought the sanctions were complicating that

I dunno the exact details but as far as I gathered, he was laid off from Russia Today, but is still working for Sputnik. Presumably he's getting paid less but he's still gettin paid.

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: At the Kremlin, Trying to Suss out What's up with Biden


What if Putin sees everyone else as crazy, it just makes you think.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism)

Because as was pointed out, the right loves to blame missing fathers for black crime, despite the fact that iirc the percentage of black families without a father is either equal to or less than the number of white families without a father.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Discendo Vox posted:

He’s still working for Sputnik.

Oh, hmmm. I mean he used to have Sputnik written on the side of his comics as a distributor or something.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

ZZT the Fifth posted:

Wait, is the fly a recurring thing now? I'm losing track of all the things Branco is attaching to Biden.

It's how Branco lets you know that Biden is a smelly poo poo head who smells like poo.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



the wink wink nudge nudge "you KNOW who i'm talking about when i say absent fathers" aside the most interesting thing about that comic is learning that absent fathers can accelerate chunks of metal to lethal velocities in the direction of human beings

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Twelve by Pies posted:

Because as was pointed out, the right loves to blame missing fathers for black crime, despite the fact that iirc the percentage of black families without a father is either equal to or less than the number of white families without a father.

The right also loves when cops murder black dads or put them in jail forever over an ounce of weed.

oldest trick in the book, introduce enough systematic failure points, and you can always point down the chain whenever someone suggests fixing any particular issue

you'd have to have an attention span of like minutes to see the big picture

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Twelve by Pies posted:

the fact that iirc the percentage of black families without a father is either equal to or less than the number of white families without a father.

Well if that's true then why do black people commit all the crimes?? It must be the inherent criminality of black people

- a conservative

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

It's a tale as old as time: Conservatives have no problem judging white people on an individual basis (Oh, that guy is just one bad apple, can't lump them all together.) but then immediately pivoting to judging any and all minorities as a whole (Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, that just proves they're all a bunch of savage thugs.)

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Twelve by Pies posted:

Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism)

Because as was pointed out, the right loves to blame missing fathers for black crime, despite the fact that iirc the percentage of black families without a father is either equal to or less than the number of white families without a father.
IIRC If you define missing father strictly by whether the parents are legally married black families have more "missing fathers" but in terms of actual involvement in their kids lives black fathers are significantly more likely to take an active role raising their kids lives than white dads. I'm sure social programs that penalize people for prior convictions have nothing to do with this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: At the Kremlin, Trying to Suss out What's up with Biden


Not that Thad's much of a wit to begin with, but this is pathetically low effort even for him. It's just "no u" the cartoon.

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ZZT the Fifth
Dec 6, 2006
I shot the invisible swordsman.

FFT posted:

It hasn't been as recurring as the empty thought bubble, sippy cup, bloody hands, and teleprompter. Oldest I found it via Branco's Twitter was 2021-08-02, and probably the first use:



That can't be Biden though. He doesn't have the bloody hands or the sippy cup, and the teleprompter doesn't have the Obama-Signal on it. :v:

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