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Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

universal basic income sponsored by Crypto Dot Com
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1513877375234232325

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drk
Jan 16, 2005
https://twitter.com/ahcastor/status/1514372530877915142

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
wow, that much?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
you'd have to pay me well more than 280 dollars to take that cannibal racist's tweet off your hands

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

2 dollars per potential character.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

bort posted:

HOw's it feel to be wrong? :smuggo:



isn't the whole el salvador system based on a central government-controlled app that just uses databases for everything and never touches a blockchain
and still nobody uses it

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe

LanceHunter posted:

Hey, did you know that you can pay for your Wendy’s with Bitcoin, using the Lightning Network? You didn’t?!? Clearly you’re not well-informed, not that these people are lying!

https://twitter.com/derekmross/status/1514334661899608069?s=21&t=HECONLJfAUYQTj4q6PMjPQ

Coinos

And Coino was his name-o

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

ymgve posted:

had a chuckle when I reached this bit in the article

bitcoin: even the pedophiles are scammers

the part where the agent is zonked out on nyquil and clutching a pillow in a car while insisting that he's way too hosed up to drive to a takedown fuckin sent me

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

quote:

buttcoin: crimes they hadn’t even thought of before

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
buttcoin: grimes of the future

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
the grimes of swindlewald

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Neon Noodle posted:

the grimes of swindlewald

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://twitter.com/seavb2/status/1514260809362378765

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

bitcoiners wait until the kid's like 4 before remembering to call it nonce

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
If-Satoshi-had-not-written-a-whitepaper-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-cucked Barbone

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

is this what babby's feet look like? hosed up imo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Plank Walker posted:

is this what babby's feet look like? hosed up imo

Only if mother was doing Bitcoin during pregnancy.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Plank Walker posted:

is this what babby's feet look like? hosed up imo

that's what your feet would look like too if you fell asleep for a bit too long and spent 9 months in your bathtub

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



ssshhhh the fingers speak...

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
fun thing about LN in El Salvador - lotta places with "ACEPTAMOS BITCOIN" signs have Chivo accepting dollars, never worked out the bitcoin bit and don't even know the LN bit exists. Also, LN transactions are throttled because Chivo doesn't work well enough, so they fail a lot.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

does the lightening network still require you to put all your money you'll ever spend in it up front

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
it's sure lightens your wallet!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

like a butt out of the blue

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
like a butt outta hell, money gone 'fore the morning comes

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
butt

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Huge, if true.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
brb gonna make a coin based on that

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

so`s urmom

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Weatherman posted:

like a butt outta hell, money gone 'fore the morning comes

:hmmyes: I would also have accepted "apes're gone 'fore the morning comes"

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=2022-04-14-4

quote:

Monero is a privacycoin that attempts to address some of the privacy issues with more popular currencies (like Bitcoin or Ethereum)—namely, that anyone can see that wallet A sent a transaction of X amount to wallet B. However, privacy cuts both ways, and this feature also means that, without cooperation from the exchanges, the Monero community can't verify that exchanges actually hold the amounts of Monero they're allowing their users to buy. Some in the community have become increasingly suspicious that exchanges are selling "paper Monero": fake Monero that's not actually backed by reserves.

lol how has this not come up before itt

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
lol at the implication that the entire bitcoin economy isn't based on that exact thing

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
oops, we built a trustless system that runs entirely on trust

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
a proper exchange should never have that problem, as all trades are backed on both sides and the balance sheets are always in sync

crypto exchanges are not proper, of course, especially if they got hacked and lost all their reserves

Stephen Harper
Apr 13, 2011

Canada is a Northern European welfare state in the worst sense of the term, and very proud of it.

Hammerite posted:

https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=2022-04-14-4

lol how has this not come up before itt

(for those too lazy to click and read the header)

lmfao, Monero holders are scheduling a bank run to test this theory

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
feds waiting outside said bank with big cartoon nets

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


just when I think I've seen all of the comedy that crpytos have to offer, along come a bunch of brain geniuses announcing a bank run in advance. crypto really is for innovators, huh

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
coin

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
should have given that post more gas

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

the real bank run was the threats they made along the way

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Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

isnt monero the preferred crime coin

someones gonna get crimed arent they

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