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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

I don't understand how that's a printing error and not placeholder text that didn't get replaced or someone goofing off because they didn't think anyone would notice

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PRIME MINISTER SANNA MARIN'S BLACK LEATHER JACKET INVADED SWEDEN

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Lobok posted:

Such a cool pic of these bad-rear end ghostly hunters when the story is about some sickly doofus hugging a toilet puking his guts out.

Media looooves j/oing our elite troops

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Milo and POTUS posted:

Media looooves j/oing our elite troops

this one is pretty great. its about a proposal to use the danish home guard for more tasks. whoever cut the clip has had the time of their life. the voiceover isn't important, just pay attention to the what's going on in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8stwqowEL8

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Okay I can see you got a thriving reenctment society going on but where are the soldiers?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1290595348663148544

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


He's got three legs arms if you know what I mean.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



It's not uncommon to put dead jawbones, fingers, that kind of thing in a pouch in the stomach such that blood vessels and osteocytes reinhabit the dead bone and literally bring it back to life.

Seems like an extension of the concept?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Potato Salad posted:

It's not uncommon to put dead jawbones, fingers, that kind of thing in a pouch in the stomach such that blood vessels and osteocytes reinhabit the dead bone and literally bring it back to life.

Seems like an extension of the concept?
This particular method is how they grow wieners for phalloplasty

This man owes an incredible debt to pioneers like Mole McHenry

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

His Count Rugen cosplay is on point.

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
Now that Sonic 2 has been released science has caught up with the Fandom and soon all bottoms will be able to have two penises just like Tails.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

He still has the original one actually

https://youtu.be/SHPn-dgIvIw

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

This particular method is how they grow wieners for phalloplasty

This man owes an incredible debt to pioneers like Mole McHenry

I’m not super familiar with phalloplasty techniques, but I don’t think that they usually look all that dickish when hanging from the arm.

I suspect that the pixellation is a bit of showmanship.

That said, it is possible to get a full‐blown penis attached to one’s arm. This has happened to people who suffered accidental amputation. The organ will die without blood supply. Sometimes it has to be attached somewhere else on the body temporarily while the crotch is prepared for surgery.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Why not the chin

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Potato Salad posted:

It's not uncommon to put dead jawbones, fingers, that kind of thing in a pouch in the stomach such that blood vessels and osteocytes reinhabit the dead bone and literally bring it back to life.

Wait what? Really?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

That's not what a chinwag means.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/JessicaMudditt/status/1514053858552541184

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/621989316693102592

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




handkle

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Is China Man the new Florida Man?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1514713858786557956

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L07t8yd_a4

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
A day late, a buck short.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Desert Bus posted:

Is China Man the new Florida Man?

Yeah but you can't say it aloud..

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
1.5 billion people, just statistically they are going to out-weird the 21 million people of Florida :shrug:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I bet the people of Florida never built a bigass series of walls, even though they may have wanted to:chud:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

By popular demand posted:

I bet the people of Florida never built a bigass series of walls, even though they may have wanted to:chud:

St. Augustine had walls when it was built, but only like one gate remains now. Plus the Castillo de San Marcos.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Every year the rest of the state grows nearer to the city...

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
If by "the city" you mean R'lyeh then sure.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If everything I've heard about florida is right then everyone been converted to worshipping the Old Ones by now.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Byzantine posted:

Wait what? Really?

grandfather did it all the time for injured Marines

they'd put a prosthetic bone in the hand or face that never looked quite right, but that was good enough while the real thing came back to life

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

By popular demand posted:

If everything I've heard about florida is right then everyone been converted to worshipping the Old Ones by now.

The villages is worse than anything lovecraft ever dreamt up

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Cthulhu awakens, sees Florida, and goes back to bed.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Probably the same as in the story except the people on the boat are screaming in excitement rather than terror as they ram him at top speed.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Slate/status/1515061899641057284

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

AlbieQuirky posted:

1.5 billion people, just statistically they are going to out-weird the 21 million people of Florida :shrug:

Hold my beer.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

He's a dancing machine now

Step, clap, step, clap, step, clap

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




quote:

we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”

Man this whole article's weird and uncomfortable, but imagine looking at your draft writeup and going "Yes. Yes, this is the final version that I will go with for the whole world to read"

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
parents should of course be open and honest about masturbation and de-stigmatize it as much as possible

they should not do, uh, this

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Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

By popular demand posted:

I bet the people of Florida never built a bigass series of walls, even though they may have wanted to:chud:

Florida man who set up GoFundMe for Trump's border wall indicted on tax charges

Tried, but failed, which is the true Florida Man way

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