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with a rebel yell she QQd posted:So I do some commission painting, and a client of mine just asked me to sculpt a penis for his Eldar Avatar. He is willing to pay extra. I need the money so I guess I'll have to do it, and then deny that I had to do anything with that mini. cut or uncut
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with a rebel yell she QQd posted:So I do some commission painting, and a client of mine just asked me to sculpt a penis for his Eldar Avatar. He is willing to pay extra. I need the money so I guess I'll have to do it, and then deny that I had to do anything with that mini. Did you just phrase that weird, or are you doing an avatar painting, and he wants an actual separate physical sculpture of the dingus?
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Apr 16, 2022 13:33
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He's painting someone's Avatar miniature and they want a penis added to the model.
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Apr 16, 2022 14:20
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Avatar dongs probably look like expensive flower vases, just like every other Eldar bit.
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Apr 16, 2022 14:37
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with a rebel yell she QQd posted:So I do some commission painting, and a client of mine just asked me to sculpt a penis for his Eldar Avatar. He is willing to pay extra. I need the money so I guess I'll have to do it, and then deny that I had to do anything with that mini. I'd like to tell myself it's artistically supportable in the same way that classical nude statues aren't obliged to be modelled like Ken dolls. (I know, I know, they often had real clothes hung on them) But I fear that's not the dynamic here. How specific was he about the appearance he wanted? Flaccid or erect? I have a morbid need for details here.
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Apr 16, 2022 14:41
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:cut or uncut
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Apr 16, 2022 14:46
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I mean, it's gotta be uncut. Right? Look at the act from an alien perspective. It's kind of hosed up and completely typical of Mon-keigh to mess with their dicks like that.
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Apr 16, 2022 14:58
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Why would his dick even look like a human dick? It could at least be a duck corkscrew.
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Apr 16, 2022 15:26
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I'm betting customer wants to recreate That Diorama with the subjects reversed but isn't good enough to mod the figures.
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Apr 16, 2022 15:29
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goatface posted:Why would his dick even look like a human dick? It could at least be a duck corkscrew. I got confused and thought I clicked on the Dominic Deegan thread for a second
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Apr 16, 2022 15:31
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Maybe it's prehensile and carrying a knife.
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Apr 16, 2022 15:36
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the urethra opens up and littler penis comes out
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Apr 16, 2022 15:39
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Eldar have advanced past the need for dicks. Instead of loving the write a poem or some poo poo
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Apr 16, 2022 15:39
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Scratch Monkey posted:Eldar have advanced past the need for dicks. Instead of loving the write a poem or some poo poo Well then, it should have a writing desk and a pen sticking out of the urethra.
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Apr 16, 2022 15:46
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goatface posted:Well then, it should have a writing desk and a pen sticking out of the urethra. A sound concept.
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Apr 16, 2022 15:54
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Midjack posted:A sound concept. You should be ashamed for this one 🤮
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Apr 16, 2022 17:51
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goatface posted:Why would his dick even look like a human dick? It could at least be a duck corkscrew. Well, now the phrase “cuck corkscrew” exists in my head. So thanks for that I guess?
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Apr 16, 2022 18:14
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Model it flaccid but paint him as the Cummy Handed Avatar of Khame.
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Apr 16, 2022 19:00
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Put it on the Avatar's forehead.
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Apr 16, 2022 21:58
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mods ban the op if they don’t post pics of the avatar hog, tia
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Apr 16, 2022 22:04
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Pictured: Eldar hog
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Apr 16, 2022 22:13
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Sorry, “Ynnari yhhog”
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People, people. This is SomethingAwful.com. We know exactly what an elf/eldar cock looks like. Elise the Great ran the calculations and then made a dildo out of it. It's big, flaccid, has acorn-shaped balls and a big loving urethra for the vagina tentacles to go into. e: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post463511251 Mr. Sunshine fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Apr 16, 2022 |
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Apr 16, 2022 22:20
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goatface posted:Maybe it's prehensile and carrying a knife. Big cat-o-nine tails whip dick
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Apr 16, 2022 23:39
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w00tmonger posted:Big cat-o-nine tails whip dick Knowing Eldar it's probably a miniature webway gate with a gonadcannon on the other side.
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Apr 16, 2022 23:42
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Soulstone cock ring or else
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Apr 16, 2022 23:52
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Nobody's made a wraithbone joke yet?
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Apr 17, 2022 00:10
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hey guys, wraithBONER!
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Apr 17, 2022 00:24
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Moola posted:hey guys, wraithBONER! Thank you.
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Apr 17, 2022 00:32
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chin up everything sucks posted:It is indeed a shark bra Good detail wasted on a okay model
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Apr 17, 2022 00:49
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:cut or uncut Magnetize, and keep your options open
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Apr 17, 2022 01:08
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Crackbone posted:Pictured: Eldar hog 
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Apr 17, 2022 02:32
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she even kinda has the old DE hair
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with a rebel yell she QQd posted:So I do some commission painting, and a client of mine just asked me to sculpt a penis for his Eldar Avatar. He is willing to pay extra. I need the money so I guess I'll have to do it, and then deny that I had to do anything with that mini. I say take the job (cuz money) but make it super uncomfortable for him, ask him lots of super detailed questions, make him describe the penis he wants in every possible way, then ask him for tons of rounds of feedback.
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You want that to be uncomfortable, but I think that's exactly how you earn a referral for future dick commissions.
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Apr 17, 2022 15:23
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Bucnasti posted:I say take the job (cuz money) but make it super uncomfortable for him, ask him lots of super detailed questions, make him describe the penis he wants in every possible way, then ask him for tons of rounds of feedback. I'm not sure they guy who's paying money for a Warhammer dick is going to be uncomfortable with describing what they want in detail.
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Apr 17, 2022 15:35
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Bucnasti posted:I say take the job (cuz money) but make it super uncomfortable for him, ask him lots of super detailed questions, make him describe the penis he wants in every possible way, then ask him for tons of rounds of feedback. If you do that you'll get emails typed with one hand.
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So thing is, I'm a really bad with green stuff. I will however sculpt the penis, and I will try to make it as socially acceptable as possible. I did go back to the client and asked if he seriously wants the penis on his avatar and his answer was "Yes, I think its funny" "cut or uncut" is not even a question here. I'm in Hungary. What's helping me a lot is that the avatar has a loincloth, so the tiny flaccid cock will only be visible from behind and obscured mostly by some balls I guess. jesus WEP posted:mods ban the op if they don’t post pics of the avatar hog, tia I'm not ashamed of posting an avatar dong. I'm ashamed of my crappy sculpting. When I decided to do commission painting, this is not what I was expecting.
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with a rebel yell she QQd posted:I did go back to the client and asked if he seriously wants the penis on his avatar and his answer was "Yes, I think its funny" Well, I'm not going to argue that it's unusual.
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Talk about a burning sensation!
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