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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I award this neat indie movie streaming on the world's largest-mainstream-movie-platform: didn't know it was a duplass joint, but thank you for saving me the thirty seconds when I eventually would have turned this on and shut it off immediately after seeing their name pop up they are such obnoxious little shits and SNG was some garden state level masturbation
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Milo and POTUS posted:what is even happening kalel posted:Everything Everywhere All At Once
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Space Kablooey posted:What the hell? I don't remember the camera lingering on the alien cow as it was straining to fart. I'm 100% sure it was just the fart and jar jar pinching his nose. The 2012 3D theater re-release added a bunch of deleted scenes back into the movie. It's from the version where creepy puppet Yoda was replaced with creepy CGI Yoda.
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i would like it if the duplass brothers would make Creep 3 thank you
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Lol poo poo I'm watching The Mummy Returns and I forgot about the flashback to the ancient egyptian bikini gymnastics swordfight scene.
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Dabir posted:I can understand not liking The Mask, but I can't condone it. I cannot sanction such buffoonery (of not liking The Mask)
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Galewolf posted:Mask is fun, absolute 100% watch if I see on the in-flight list or streaming I have no idea which one we’re talking about anymore
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imagine if the guy from Mask wore the mask from The Mask... what a movie that would be! or vice versa, if Jim Carrey was in Mask (as Cher)
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Smokin' - Jean Luc Picard, Mask (1985)
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"There are two Masks!" -Jean-Luc Picard, "Masks"
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We have to get the deformed Picard character working, he’s the key to everything. He’s the funniest character I think we’ve ever had
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*George Lucas watching Dr. Crusher bang a sex ghost in a candle* "I may have gone too far in a few places"
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With the remaster of Mask, I can finally present my true vision, which technology did not allow at the time *tig notaro is superimposed over captain Picard in First Contact, but he has a green mask face that makes cartoon wolf howls every time he sees the borg queen*
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Arc Hammer posted:The 2012 3D theater re-release added a bunch of deleted scenes back into the movie. It's from the version where creepy puppet Yoda was replaced with creepy CGI Yoda. Oh thank God. I skipped those
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Arc Hammer posted:Lol poo poo I'm watching The Mummy Returns and I forgot about the flashback to the ancient egyptian bikini gymnastics swordfight scene. The kid in that is sooooooo bad
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poisonpill posted:I have no idea which one we’re talking about anymore A real masks (oof) moment
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"Somebody stop me!" - Rocky Dennis
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Quantum of Phallus posted:The kid in that is sooooooo bad I always wonder why even put kids in action movies in the first place? Is it for cheap thrills and lazily manufactured danger element because kids are vulnerable even though everyone knows they have eternal plot armor. I remember even as a kid I loving HATED whenever there were kids in movies. Mummy Returns, Lost World's gymnastics girl, Jurassic Park 3's survivor kid etc. I think Jurassic Park and T2 are the only ones with major kid/teen characters that I didn't hate when I was growing up, and to be fair, Timmy gets wrecked pretty good in JP.
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not trolled not crying posted:I always wonder why even put kids in action movies in the first place? Is it for cheap thrills and lazily manufactured danger element because kids are vulnerable even though everyone knows they have eternal plot armor. I remember even as a kid I loving HATED whenever there were kids in movies. Mummy Returns, Lost World's gymnastics girl, Jurassic Park 3's survivor kid etc. I think Jurassic Park and T2 are the only ones with major kid/teen characters that I didn't hate growing up, and to be fair, Timmy gets wrecked pretty good in JP.  Exact same. Nobody wants to be Indiana Jones stupid sidekick. They want to be Indiana Jones!!!!!
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Timmy's a loving trooper.
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poisonpill posted:
Its true although somehow short round is a breath of fresh compared to the kid sidekicks that came after
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A Single Sphink posted:"C-r-a-n-i-o-d-i-a-p-h-y-s-e-a-l d-y-s-p-l-a-s-i-a-WHY? Because I got it!" lol
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I actually like short round but I can’t explain what makes him better than other dumb kids in movies
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poisonpill posted:I actually like short round but I can’t explain what makes him better than other dumb kids in movies Iirc Short Round never makes the situation worse for Indiana, so he’s not frustrating to have around. Plus there’s the part where he says “no time for love, Dr Jones”. He actively prevents the romance from getting in the way of the action.
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Its because kids like action movies, like seing themselves in action movies, and if you can hook a kid you hook their parents too
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i believe it was because he was chinese
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My 3rd grade teacher called me Short Round for the whole school year and at the time I thought it was cool because I liked Indiana Jones but that was pretty racist Mr. Terry
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not trolled not crying posted:I always wonder why even put kids in action movies in the first place? Maybe because children exist in the real world, and writers/artists take inspiration from their surroundings, and maybe it will help parents connect with the movie? But they also forget it’s hard to make an action movie fantasy while being reminded of the responsibility of having a kid Like having a flick where Indiana Jones constantly has to pay bills and make rent kalel posted:didn't know it was a duplass joint, but thank you for saving me the thirty seconds when I eventually would have turned this on and shut it off immediately after seeing their name pop up I liked Safety Not Guaranteed  didn’t expect much from a movie based on a decades old meme, but it ended up being entertaining
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Mr. Meagles posted:My 3rd grade teacher called me Short Round for the whole school year and at the time I thought it was cool because I liked Indiana Jones but that was pretty racist Mr. Terry lol  Mr. Terry is a dick
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