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Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Captain Hygiene posted:

A crab would eat me given the chance, therefore I feel no remorse in eating a crab

I'm with this sentiment. The crabs will overtake us, given a few more tens of thousands of years. All roads lead to crab, and as such, it is a self preservation instinct to eat them, preferably grilled and basted in butter.

I still dont fight them in Elden Ring though.

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Leperflesh posted:

There's a rival crab crew! Can you believe the nerve???
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3997055

As in the fiddler crab, there's one big, bold claw (this thread) and one piddly little pointless claw (every other thread).

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Leperflesh posted:

There's a rival crab crew! Can you believe the nerve???
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3997055


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Carapace crew

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


that's just a sponge crab op

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


got my crab tag

https://i.imgur.com/0xIrD6o.mp4

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

naked

https://twitter.com/uxotto/status/1514094077952000001

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/PP_Rubens/status/1514966486263246859?t=FZuEh1Eqf7mEyUXPdbLkGA&s=19

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
But have you ever seen crabs…in space?!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



this poor crab getting harassed by something that should STAY IN THE WATER

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/SteveTrewhella1/status/1515069345734479887

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Hang in there, you'll get your snoppers someday, kid

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://i.imgur.com/FC7zbaA.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


these darned kids running up and knocking on people’s doors like it’s a fun game

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR



Bubble creb

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Mr. Merdle posted:



Bubble creb

One day he will be free, and the humans will be in bubbles :yeeclaw:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Mr. Merdle posted:



Bubble creb


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOe3baIm3Ys

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Crabs gon’ get yo rear end, even after they’re dead.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

The crab remembers and seeks vengeance from beyond the grave

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
crebs

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:getin: (except in a :crab: version)

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Captain Hygiene posted:


:getin: (except in a :crab: version)

i'll get in only if the driver's compartment is facing out the side

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Captain Hygiene posted:


:getin: (except in a :crab: version)

:yeeclaw:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I just noticed the little crab in the foreground saluting the mighty creb car. :yeeclaw:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://i.imgur.com/waQVXOF.mp4

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

:yeeclaw:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

O F F E R I N G

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Offer thyself and thy fruits to mine krebs

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
https://twitter.com/socialistjake/status/1515786565599076354?s=21&t=MXnNRSuS2p6qr5KKQZ1CBg

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Giga-mecha crab has formed and we are extremely hosed.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pile, wall, pyramid...I say let the crabs assemble how they want

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:

Pile, wall, pyramid...I say let the crabs assemble how they want

So you are just going to sit back and let crabs build a wall? Enabler!

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Beastie posted:

Giga-mecha crab has formed and we are extremely hosed.

Hey, of possible apocalyptic scenarios, this one feels pretty right. A brief twinkling of existence before we are collectively snopped, and there is nothingness.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Waterbed Wendy posted:

So you are just going to sit back and let crabs build a wall? Enabler!

we're going to make the crabs pay for it

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Why did the crustaceans form a slab?
well that's nobody's business but the crab's!

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
a wall is just a long pile

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naem
May 29, 2011

Waterbed Wendy posted:

So you are just going to sit back and let crabs build a wall? Enabler!

I surrender

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