PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't - Mickey Mouse wiped jizz from the canon

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Ignimbrite posted:

Wayne Gretzky postin' again

so mmany alts....

# ? Apr 14, 2022 22:40

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# ? May 29, 2024 06:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's like a Rorschach test for balls, rear end or glans

# ? Apr 14, 2022 22:56

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

`Nemesis posted:

I thought an Ent scrotum would be...barkier

# ? Apr 15, 2022 01:45

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I thought an Ent scrotum would be...barkier

The entwives like em smooth.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 01:54

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

`Nemesis posted:

What are you doing stepfungus?

# ? Apr 15, 2022 02:24

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I don't even know, but I do a double take every time it shows up in my email ads

# ? Apr 15, 2022 04:14

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

But why?

# ? Apr 15, 2022 04:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It tingles + cleans

# ? Apr 15, 2022 04:18

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Zil posted:

But why?

Poor man�s polishing compound, perhaps.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 04:28

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Worst. Lube. Ever.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 06:27

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Rust Martialis posted:

Worst. Lube. Ever.

Eh, it makes a great polyp eraser when used that way.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 11:50

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

Captain Hygiene posted:

I don't even know, but I do a double take every time it shows up in my email ads

Livestly!

I can't decide whether it's li-vestly or liv-estly, but it's definitely the superlative adverb form of live

# ? Apr 15, 2022 12:11

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Zil posted:

But why?

Lipstick for your fleshlight

# ? Apr 15, 2022 18:20

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I do not think I will do that, livestly.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 18:27

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's like a Rorschach test for balls, rear end or glans

Nobody rides for free

# ? Apr 15, 2022 20:18

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

poo poo, I guess tits kinda too. God drat the good lord ran out of ideas when finishing us off

# ? Apr 16, 2022 02:38

Captain Jesus: Feb 26, 2009; What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

Piece of wood in my parents' garden.

# ? Apr 16, 2022 10:35

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Captain Jesus posted:

Piece of wood in my parents' garden.

Decisions decisions�

# ? Apr 16, 2022 10:45

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Captain Jesus posted:

Piece of wood in my parents' garden.

Poplar like your mom

# ? Apr 16, 2022 11:43

fistful of hammers: Nov 11, 2011

Captain Jesus posted:

Piece of wood in my parents' garden.

Wood.

# ? Apr 17, 2022 04:02

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

A sign outside a local car detailer:

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the circle-head on top of the seat.

Hirayuki has a new favorite as of 04:15 on Apr 17, 2022

# ? Apr 17, 2022 04:12

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Hirayuki posted:

A sign outside a local car detailer:

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the circle-head on top of the seat.

Is this the elusive dick sucking factory? And they are hiring?

# ? Apr 17, 2022 04:14

mds2: Apr 8, 2004; Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

Zil posted:

Is this the elusive dick sucking factory? And they are hiring?

They sure are. All the dicks you could ever suck.

# ? Apr 17, 2022 04:18

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

No thanks, I find that monetizing your hobbies takes all the fun out of them

# ? Apr 17, 2022 13:41

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

https://imgur.com/a/NGQD9OO

I wanna know exactly how horny this guy got before his eye started twitching.

# ? Apr 17, 2022 14:19

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

Hirayuki posted:

A sign outside a local car detailer:

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the circle-head on top of the seat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB0aROCl530

# ? Apr 17, 2022 18:09

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

https://twitter.com/LynseyJWrites/status/1508495681845084169

# ? Apr 18, 2022 01:00

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Eh, it makes a great polyp eraser when used that way.

Polyp Eraser was my nickname in high school.

# ? Apr 18, 2022 01:05

Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

Phanatic posted:

Polyp Eraser was my nickname in high school.

Polyps grow in the nose, not in the throat.
They called you pencildick.

# ? Apr 18, 2022 01:36

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Lurking Haro posted:

Polyps grow in the nose, not in the throat.
They called you pencildick.

Also in the bowel...

# ? Apr 18, 2022 06:50

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Where the heck is this going :raise:

https://i.imgur.com/Coohvc5.mp4

Oh it's a vase????? Yeah sure it is what is it really for???

# ? Apr 18, 2022 13:55

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/LynseyJWrites/status/1508495681845084169

This is approaching The Little Prince "is it a hat, or a snake that has swallowed an elephant" territory

# ? Apr 18, 2022 14:24

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/Coohvc5.mp4

I saw this going in a much different direction�

# ? Apr 18, 2022 15:12

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Coohvc5.mp4

I saw this going in a much different direction�

yeah i was fully expecting goatse

# ? Apr 18, 2022 15:54

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/LynseyJWrites/status/1508495681845084169

Ok imma need a little help here

# ? Apr 18, 2022 16:18

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Large Testicles posted:

yeah i was fully expecting goatse

# ? Apr 18, 2022 18:44

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

ugh, no ring 2/10

# ? Apr 18, 2022 18:51

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Apr 19, 2022 04:21

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Karate Bastard posted:

Ok imma need a little help here

Expose for the shadows.

Hope that helps.

# ? Apr 19, 2022 11:43

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# ? May 29, 2024 06:57

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Uh, if I turn it upside down it sort of looks like I've been Wayne Gretzkyd super hard?

# ? Apr 19, 2022 12:41

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