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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i'm here for the strong bean fundamentals and the bright, vibrant, bean community

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ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
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actually looking at the change proposal they camouflaged it as a donation to Ukraine (which they actually did, not sure if it was part of the attack or some more obfuscation)

the code is short and I don't see any obvious flaws so theres probably just some gotcha in how change proposals are added to the bean system, but I guess it explains why the proposal didn't raise any alarm bells

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

ymgve posted:

actually looking at the change proposal they camouflaged it as a donation to Ukraine (which they actually did, not sure if it was part of the attack or some more obfuscation)

the code is short and I don't see any obvious flaws so theres probably just some gotcha in how change proposals are added to the bean system, but I guess it explains why the proposal didn't raise any alarm bells



:thunk:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

de fi foe fail

i smell the tears of a rugpulled whale

also why did yall not just name the thread "jackin' the beanstalk"

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
did anyone say "jackin' the beanstalk" yet?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

because the math is generally not too complex [or at least not too advanced, I guess it can get plenty complex especially when people start intentionally obfuscating it] I think people assume it's easy to make a "perfect" financial instrument but ignoring the human factor makes it end up being what I call high school physics, ie "in a frictionless environment the world works like this"

there's a reason it takes dozens of lawyers months to write the contracts for a giant financial deal and it's not because the parties involved like paying for lawyers

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

these are my favorite exploits because the experience for the rest of the users is like going to a casino, handing them $8000 in cash for chips, and the vault your cash goes into is actually an unmarked van with fake plates left unlocked with the engine running and no one paying attention

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

FAUXTON posted:

de fi foe fail

i smell the tears of a rugpulled whale

also why did yall not just name the thread "jackin' the beanstalk"
this man is on fire help him

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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Booyah- posted:

these are my favorite exploits because the experience for the rest of the users is like going to a casino, handing them $8000 in cash for chips, and the vault your cash goes into is actually an unmarked van with fake plates left unlocked with the engine running and no one paying attention

it actually goes into a real vault, but then the thieves come with an unmarked 18 wheeler and just put the whole vault on top and drive off because they forgot to fasten the vault to the casino building

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Boxturret posted:

did anyone say "jackin' the beanstalk" yet?

no you're the first, what a rapier wit you possess!

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

FAUXTON posted:

de fi foe fail

i smell the tears of a rugpulled whale

also why did yall not just name the thread "jackin' the beanstalk"

Hack and the Beanstalk also works.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Booyah- posted:

these are my favorite exploits because the experience for the rest of the users is like going to a casino, handing them $8000 in cash for chips, and the vault your cash goes into is actually an unmarked van with fake plates left unlocked with the engine running and no one paying attention

the van was only left unlocked with the engine idling because the owners were waiting for it to get a bit more full before running off, they never expected anyone else to look behind the casino!

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

FAUXTON posted:

no you're the first, what a rapist wit you possess!
:chloe:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
that was very hurtful:cry:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

i meant to say rapier

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

ymgve posted:

actually looking at the change proposal they camouflaged it as a donation to Ukraine (which they actually did, not sure if it was part of the attack or some more obfuscation)

the code is short and I don't see any obvious flaws so theres probably just some gotcha in how change proposals are added to the bean system, but I guess it explains why the proposal didn't raise any alarm bells

how on earth did they manage to hide an exploit in a 4-line function

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Boxturret posted:

that was very hurtful:cry:
:bitcoin:

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

how on earth did they manage to hide an exploit in a 4-line function
perl golfers gravitating to smart contracts for being even more hosed up.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

ymgve posted:

it actually goes into a real vault, but then the thieves come with an unmarked 18 wheeler and just put the whole vault on top and drive off because they forgot to fasten the vault to the casino building

fast five was a documentary about a crypto heist

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

how on earth did they manage to hide an exploit in a 4-line function

one of the lines started with "#include" so top minds are still at work deciphering that one

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

ymgve posted:

actually looking at the change proposal they camouflaged it as a donation to Ukraine (which they actually did, not sure if it was part of the attack or some more obfuscation)

the code is short and I don't see any obvious flaws so theres probably just some gotcha in how change proposals are added to the bean system, but I guess it explains why the proposal didn't raise any alarm bells

it looks like there were TWO change proposals: BIP-18 and BIP-19

BIP-18 was initially an empty proposal. this is because change proposals just point to a contract address, and if they pass they execute whatever contract is located there. the contract address specified by BIP-18 was empty

BIP-19 was the "donate to Ukraine" proposal, but even though it was actually proposal 19, the contract and code were titled "InitBip18". this was probably a misdirection to keep people from taking any particular notice of the other contract that seemed empty

then the attacker waited a day, uploaded their "steal all the money" contract to the empty address specified by the real BIP-18, and used the flashloan to push through an emergency commit instantly before anyone could notice

https://twitter.com/wangandyy/status/1515809996075851782

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



NoneMoreNegative posted:

Hijack and the Beanstalk
:discourse:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Main Paineframe posted:

it looks like there were TWO change proposals: BIP-18 and BIP-19

BIP-18 was initially an empty proposal. this is because change proposals just point to a contract address, and if they pass they execute whatever contract is located there. the contract address specified by BIP-18 was empty

BIP-19 was the "donate to Ukraine" proposal, but even though it was actually proposal 19, the contract and code were titled "InitBip18". this was probably a misdirection to keep people from taking any particular notice of the other contract that seemed empty

then the attacker waited a day, uploaded their "steal all the money" contract to the empty address specified by the real BIP-18, and used the flashloan to push through an emergency commit instantly before anyone could notice

https://twitter.com/wangandyy/status/1515809996075851782

CODE
IS
LAW

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://twitter.com/inherentvibes/status/1515767582841729024

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006




lol

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

ymgve posted:

it actually goes into a real vault, but then the thieves come with an unmarked 18 wheeler and just put the whole vault on top and drive off because they forgot to fasten the vault to the casino building

i liked that scene in that one fast and the furious sequel a lot too yeah

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


stop making raps, for the love of god crypto people, stop making raps

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Shame Boy posted:

stop making raps, for the love of god crypto people, stop making raps

just music in general really. throw in any sort of art too

bitcoiners should just stop

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

spectacular

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe

Boxturret posted:

i'm here for the strong bean fundamentals and the bright, vibrant, bean community

look man you just don't get the vibrant community the beanfolk have going. I saw a guy type "gm" and I typed "gm" back, you just don't get that kind of rapport anywhere else. I've been posting in this thread for months and not once has anyone wished me a gm. hosed up

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
gm

(get maced)

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
go mods

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

quote:

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Decentralized Credit Platform for Crypto Loans
Compensation breakdown = 150K- 220K base salary AND 75K - 200K/yr Liquid Tokens for a total comp of around 225k - 420K liquid compensation per year
Founders are ex-Coinbase Engineers
Backed by Top Tier Investors: a16z, Coinbase Ventures, and more

Top Team - Coinbase, Airbnb, Goldman Sachs, Yelp, and Branch
Series A Funding of $25M

100% Remote Role

[...]

We believe there’s vast untapped lending potential in the world. It’s expensive to be a bank today, and this limits the kinds of lenders that can operate. But there are thousands if not millions who could lend with the right system. We’re building a platform that empowers anyone to be a lender, not just banks.

[...]

I personally want to see Crypto & Blockchain become the mainstream.

Only focused on the Crypto industry, we rapidly recruit critical roles for product and engineering for VC-backed Startups, ICOs/IDOs, and DAOs by leveraging our network of 80% of the US Talent Market.

If you don't want to hear from me, please let me know. I'm just looking for serious candidates who want to join this exciting Web3/ Blockchain/ Crypto world!

this sounds like hell

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Maybe I should apply. I mean, I can write lovely unsecure code as well as the next guy.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Presto posted:

Maybe I should apply. I mean, I can write lovely unsecure code as well as the next guy.

but can you write it lovely and insecure enough

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Boxturret posted:

i'm here for the strong bean fundamentals and the bright, vibrant, bean community

coffee thread is here.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Midjack posted:

coffee thread is here.

wow what a way to find out stymie was banned

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Boxturret posted:

wow what a way to find out stymie was banned
holy poo poo, since 2019?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


also just found out fireflies guy did a banme a couple years ago, :rip:

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Elysiume posted:

holy poo poo, since 2019?

the lore goes that jonny (pbuh) sent stymie into such a frothing rage by repeatedly calling him a millionaire that he went on a flameout comparing being told to ignore jonny trolling him to being told to not dress provocatively to avoid being raped (stymie's words, not mine)

jean de deux-cent-quatre-vingt-dix is the master of casually trolling horrible people into loving off forever

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Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Kazinsal posted:

the lore goes that jonny (pbuh) sent stymie into such a frothing rage by repeatedly calling him a millionaire that he went on a flameout comparing being told to ignore jonny trolling him to being told to not dress provocatively to avoid being raped (stymie's words, not mine)

jean de deux-cent-quatre-vingt-dix is the master of casually trolling horrible people into loving off forever
what a way to go. :rip:

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