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Who will win the federal Election
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Labor Majority 48 42.48%
Labor Minority 29 25.66%
Liberal Majority 3 2.65%
Liberal Minority 12 10.62%
UAP Majoirty 21 18.58%
Total: 113 votes
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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
I'm in Keneallys division :barf:

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm in dickson and I will brook no complaining about how bad your local member is unless it is literally morrison because I have to look at peter duttons face countless times a day for another month

woofbro
Nov 25, 2013

Credit where credits due, at least the UAP corflutes don’t have faces on them

Wheezle
Aug 13, 2007

420 stop boats erryday

Gentleman Baller posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/status/1516256468282253314

Albo's "useless campaigner" strategy is paying dividends.

They've all enrolled to support Clive.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
I’m in Tudges electorate and I drive right past his office most mornings.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

woofbro posted:

Credit where credits due, at least the UAP corflutes don’t have faces on them

They'd have to spend a bit to get them big enough to fit Clive or Craig on there

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

Bargearse posted:

I’m in Tudges electorate and I drive right past his office most mornings.

And egging it every day I hope.

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.
sky is hosting a hanson/palmer/newman/katter debate tonight

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Gentleman Baller posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/status/1516256468282253314

Albo's "useless campaigner" strategy is paying dividends.

https://twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/status/1516317982875856897

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

I'm in dickson and I will brook no complaining about how bad your local member is unless it is literally morrison because I have to look at peter duttons face countless times a day for another month

I hear ya buddy

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

lih posted:

sky is hosting a hanson/palmer/newman/katter debate tonight

Hmmm marry Katter…. ummm nah.

Gee this is a tough one.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

lih posted:

sky is hosting a hanson/palmer/newman/katter debate tonight

I'd rather suck start a shotgun

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

lih posted:

sky is hosting a hanson/palmer/newman/katter debate tonight

I would watch them fight.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



https://twitter.com/abc_nuwus/status/1516336344766853121

Everyday Goast
Nov 27, 2011

spoopy

AnimeDave, please vote Greens 1 (Labor 2 is acceptable)

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"

lih posted:

sky is hosting a hanson/palmer/newman/katter debate tonight

I am not going to check but I am going to assume that this is satire. It makes it funnier if it is true.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
LEGO MASTERS has a really high skill level this season. The chicken should never have worked and yet got a wheel bouncing off right at the end.

Also only 2 political ads I saw- both for Palmer. I expected wall to wall ads.


I'm guessing they was the only ones who could afford it.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Comstar posted:

LEGO MASTERS has a really high skill level this season. The chicken should never have worked and yet got a wheel bouncing off right at the end.

Also only 2 political ads I saw- both for Palmer. I expected wall to wall ads.


I'm guessing they was the only ones who could afford it.

There were a lot more last night, as well as some doctors or pharmaceuticals advocacy group advert?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

lih posted:

sky is hosting a hanson/palmer/newman/katter debate tonight

So like who's going to out crazy who here? Like that seems to be the whole point of the thing.

SecretOfSteel
Apr 29, 2007

The secret of steel has always
carried with it a mystery.


The "Paul Murray" pub test... I know NSW tries, but is there a worse state than Queensland?

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

I feel like Katter is lowering himself with that crowd.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Everyday Goast posted:

AnimeDave, please vote Greens 1 (Labor 2 is acceptable)

I always do.

Everyday Goast
Nov 27, 2011

spoopy

we love u anime dave

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



i didnt see newmans thing but the biggest response by far from the two dozen people in the cowrd was when palmer and hanson talked about getting rid of vaccine mandates. also a strange moaning when hanson talked about family rights??

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



paul murray is straight up spherical the dude looks like if the moon crashed into the earth

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Oh sweet they got Amanda Stoker too now it's a party.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

also a strange moaning when hanson talked about family rights??

that was the family court dads cumming

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I literally don't know who the LNP candidate is in my electorate and won't find out until I vote lol

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

JBP posted:

I literally don't know who the LNP candidate is in my electorate and won't find out until I vote lol

if u don’t know who it is… it’s u

Aware
Nov 18, 2003

JBP posted:

I literally don't know who the LNP candidate is in my electorate and won't find out until I vote lol

Same but all the parties

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Oh sweet they got Amanda Stoker too now it's a party.

I'm not convinced she's real.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Comstar posted:

And egging it every day I hope.

I’ve been stuffing all his unsolicited campaign mail under his office door, but some other true blue Aussie patriot has been vandalising his campaign signs so I don’t have to.

Tomberforce
May 30, 2006

Lol my local area is 80% Labor 2pp and the Libs don't even have a candidate yet so I might actually have a preferred candidate win an election I vote in for the first time ever.

This will be my first fed election since becoming a citizen in January and it's on the day before my birthday so hopefully watching Scomo eat poo poo will be a great birthday present.

ShoeFly
Dec 28, 2006

Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

Tomberforce posted:

This will be my first fed election since becoming a citizen in January

Congrats!

Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

I'm in dickson and I will brook no complaining about how bad your local member is unless it is literally morrison because I have to look at peter duttons face countless times a day for another month

Christian Porter's office is in my town. I realise he is no longer standing, but I'll fight you for who had the worst member.

evilbastard
Mar 6, 2003

Hair Elf

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

I'm in dickson and I will brook no complaining about how bad your local member is unless it is literally morrison because I have to look at peter duttons face countless times a day for another month

I had a letter from my local member when I turned 50. I considered it a perfect Pratchettian Anti-present.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

With all this "worst local member" bragging stuff going on.

Whilst my local member seems like a nice woman, I don't know much about her.

But my brother went to school in the same class as Tim Wilson. Does anyone else have a personal connection to a worse Aus. politician?

Also, to add to the fun, my dad might be heading up to Brighton to hand out how to vote cards for Zoe Daniel, (the independent that has a decent chance of removing him), even though he still lives in Frankston. And if so, there is a big chance that Tim would recognize him, being as he was the only Indian dad out of the entire year level.

Spookydonut
Sep 13, 2010

"Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Konomex posted:

Christian Porter's office is in my town. I realise he is no longer standing, but I'll fight you for who had the worst member.

:same:

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

BrigadierSensible posted:

But my brother went to school in the same class as Tim Wilson. Does anyone else have a personal connection to a worse Aus. politician?

I once walked right past John Howard in a Parliament House hallway when I was 11.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I went to Uni with Claire Chandler.

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