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Goon Boots posted:We must honor the crabs for their solemn martyrdom and protection. It would be unwise of us to ask what is beyond the crab wall. I mean we could probably skip the extra step and just call it a loving wall 
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I just got home from work and I am starving, it is time to become the Snack Crab  
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Ror posted:I just got home from work and I am starving, it is time to become the Snack Crab Just take care not to lose track of any delicious treats underneath you if your eyes are all the way up on top of yourself
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Alucard posted:Crosspost from OSHA thread: Scarodactyl posted:Bustacean makes me feel good. the crab who loves to bust
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Alucard posted:Crosspost from OSHA thread: it is my second time seeing this, and only now do i realize the crab is edited in, and the bus depot does not, in fact, have a giant crab statue on it unfortunate
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Crab adjacent. Leon the Lobster has molted.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMOSWz9sKtk If you haven't watched this series, it's a delightful ride. A guy picks up a lobster from the supermarket and turns it into a pet. Playlist link
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Crab Dad posted:
ONWARD, TO VICTORY!
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This twitter account is a delightful scroll and led me to crab baby pictures  https://twitter.com/aquamarinestaff/status/1511864863634558977?s=20&t=H6dKrw7A6Vb6yTmqpM1xDQ 
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This cool but actual crab mouths are far more terrifying than just sharp pointy teeth
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KitConstantine posted:This twitter account is a delightful scroll and led me to crab baby pictures crababy
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Tore out a bunch of crab grass in my garden today...and I enjoyed it. 
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My lawn is entirely crabgrass. That when you have grass and let hundreds of crabs loose in your yard to keep it snip-snopped nice and short, right? Because that's what's going on here.
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Captain Hygiene posted:https://twitter.com/WPTV/status/1149495342389321730 its those moments that remind me that crabs/lobsters/shramps are just big ol water bugs
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Captain Hygiene posted:https://twitter.com/WPTV/status/1149495342389321730 A blessing few of us will ever experience
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Here’s a fun new thing I didn’t ever even think about : https://instagram.com/stories/pontus_natural_art/2821141350328669074?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Captain Hygiene posted:https://twitter.com/WPTV/status/1149495342389321730 So jealous
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Finally, our claw dreams can come true!
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Captain Hygiene posted:https://twitter.com/WPTV/status/1149495342389321730 Finally someone is doing something about Florida
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Mak0rz posted:Finally someone is doing something about Florida They heard about DeSantis and Disney World, and if there's one
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That tweet is from 2019 so I can't say they've done an amazing job preventing all this. No disrespect to the crabs
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Slaan posted:Finally, our claw dreams can come true! Snip the ones who disagree Abandon the land for the seven seas Everybody's looking for snoppin
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Goon Boots posted:mishap? yeah he wanted to be crab and now is cursed to live like a dumb lobster
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Ror posted:yeah he wanted to be crab and now is cursed to live like a dumb lobster I dunno, lobsters have some pretty solid snoppers. Seems like he got the best bits, without turning into a giant underwater bug overall
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Captain Hygiene posted:Seems like he got the best bits 
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