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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Cup Runneth Over posted:

given that the cars are going to be connected to each other and basically moving in a train, like a retinue, I propose we call it a train car

my other proposal was just make really big EVs but instead of batteries we put wires overhead and used the magic of scale to make everything more efficient. some sort of externally powered multi-passenger EV. I'm sure this is a completely new idea and not something good that was destroyed in a plot so ridiculous they made a cartoon about it.

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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Polo-Rican posted:

for car brained people in the suburbs, it's not about the stroad itself, it's about parking. Parking is everything. Stroads enable big strip malls which have tons of free parking. Suburbanites would rather drive 45 minutes to a strip mall with guaranteed free parking than 5 minutes to a denser area where they might need to think about parking or even *gasp* pay a few bucks to park

which is why parking on the outskirts of urban areas should be free and shuttled into the walkable areas. you can't instantly fix suburban hell but you can bring a shitload of money into your urban core if you make it a place people can drive to without driving through.

TeenageArchipelago posted:

I've seen it a little bit around where I live, but where I live is a rural town of a few thousand people, and the streets are all laid out relatively neatly. Not like a suburb where the roads are laid out intentionally to make them a pain to drive through so that non-residents don't.

most recently the rise in deliveries done by drivers who are given impossible schedules has hosed those suburban neighborhoods as well. there's constantly uber eats/doordash/amazon/fedex and none of them have a job tomorrow if they obey the speed limits today

Harik has issued a correction as of 18:24 on Apr 19, 2022

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Harik posted:

my other proposal was just make really big EVs but instead of batteries we put wires overhead and used the magic of scale to make everything more efficient. some sort of externally powered multi-passenger EV. I'm sure this is a completely new idea and not something good that was destroyed in a plot so ridiculous they made a cartoon about it.

ehn, i dunno, would they allow, you know, ethnic types to get on these things?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

From the advertisement, that seems really cool.

Now awaiting for a post that would explain its difficulties, I'm not seeing.

Also wondering if I could ship myself on one of these crates to get around the country.

mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 18:54 on Apr 19, 2022

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Harik posted:

which is why parking on the outskirts of urban areas should be free and shuttled into the walkable areas. you can't instantly fix suburban hell but you can bring a shitload of money into your urban core if you make it a place people can drive to without driving through.

But that means you don't get to drive directly to your destination, which makes the whole point moot!!!

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

From the advertisement, that seems really cool.

Now awaiting for a post that would explain its difficulties, I'm not seeing.

Also wondering if I could ship myself on one of these crates to get around the country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUpST_cQ1hM

mystes
May 31, 2006

Doc Hawkins posted:

ehn, i dunno, would they allow, you know, ethnic types to get on these things?
Maybe white Americans would support transit again if segregation was restored

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

lol the gray-haired dope driving that midlife-crisis-mobile

Lol that's one of the worst possible cars for someone without ability to drive like a maniac

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

withak posted:

IMO self-driving cars could be fine with today's technology with the following changes:

1. Self-driving capability shall be mandatory for all cars on the road, with some standard criteria for speed, acceleration, following distance, passing room, etc. so every car can know how the other cars around will react to changes.
2. All cars shall broadcast some kind of short-range feed of what they are doing or are about to do in response to stimulus so other nearby cars can also react as needed.
3. All traffic signs and signals shall be upgraded to the same standard and shall be readable by the computer in the cars (using optical, radio, or whatever).
4. Manual operation by humans is only to be available off of public roads and outside of standardized parking facilities, with speed, acceleration, etc. capped very conservatively. The car reports back to the authorities any attempt by the human operator to exceed the limits.
5. Switching to manual operation on public roads automatically calls emergency services to deal with whatever the dangerous emergency is.


I think with these few simple changes we could make some serious advances in society.

almost none of this is actually possible with today's technology op.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

have you ever used wifi have you ever used cellular data? We've been working on that for what like 30 years now and it's still utter poo poo, but you want to get started on an always connected radio wifi cellular network dependent robot car? how about you just hand out shotgun shells for people to shoot eachother with, much less cost and complexity

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Wolfy posted:

i've seen a few of those tesla self driving videos and that poo poo is worse than an actual driver which is really saying something

Those videos are great. I saw one where the car drove into a bush and the guy said it wasn't the car's fault because the bush should have been cut back.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Laserface posted:

at the risk of getting dogpiled I am a car enthusiast. I also dislike car-centric infrastructure. I ride an e-bike anywhere I need to go within say 10km of my house, which covers about 95% of my outings besides work. I drive to work as its not practical to ride. I would absolutely love to never have to drive except for the thrill of driving. I dont hate cars obviously but I really wish I could use it way less for boring poo poo like picking up groceries or visiting people outside of my city.

The people filming other car guys are a huge problem, as all this does is entice people do to stupid poo poo. Events I have been to have always been ruined by people showboating for the sea of cameras at the entry/exit or within the gates. id say ban cameras/photography at car meets but its 99% of the point of going.

Ideally I would like to be able to treat a car like any other recreational vehicle - I can take it to a race track and use it, then take it home again. but you still need a bigger vehicle and a trailer to transport it which just isnt feasible for me. for this reason I keep my car road legal, so that I can drive it to/from the few events I do each year where I get it out of my system.

People following road rules are certainly not the problem (though I will say I see way more bad drivers in camrys/SUVs than sports cars purely because its a numbers game and the barrier to entry is too low.) I personally found that learning how to drive manual made me way more aware of what was happening around me, and other non-enthusiasts I know have had similar experiences when they learned. If anything, my time on a racing circuit has taught me that pushing a car to the limit is absolutely terrifying because of how quickly things can go wrong in a controlled environment, let alone public roads.

Ive seen way more bald tyres/broken taillights/dirty mirrors and windows in car parks at shopping malls than I have at car meets. Actual car events where you are racing and not just parking to show off your ride wont even let you on the circuit without a heavy inspection to check your car is safe to drive well beyond tyres and brakes are OK - you need your poo poo buttoned up good to get on tracks here.

not at all defending gearheads as the vast majority of them are total fuckheads that should not be allowed to own a vehicle (which is why my interest in it is waning of late) but normal, sane people can and do exist in the car enthusiast world and we also hate car-centric society.

I think you’re onto something here: we can’t just can cars. we need to ban cameras too

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
tfw it turns out the shakers were 100% right about everything

Lilium Dimension
Feb 12, 2022


This seems absurd over any meaningful distance but maybe useful within like, a train yard or port?

I don't know how train yards and ports work.

Wolfy
Jul 13, 2009

Lilium Dimension posted:

This seems absurd over any meaningful distance but maybe useful within like, a train yard or port?

I don't know how train yards and ports work.
Yeah it feels like a port would be the best place that something like this might actually work. The biggest issue if you end up with in this system is that every car now has two battery powered drive units which is a maintenance nightmare. Shunting cars around a port with a lovely old locomotive just seems a lot easier in every way. If you want to make a massive difference in US freight efficiency you don't need any crazy gimmicks, get local freight rail back on the menu and you take tons of trucks off of the road. Of course, that's probably not going to make anyone insanely wealthy in the process which might explain why we stopped doing it in the first place.

Lilium Dimension
Feb 12, 2022

Norton posted:

also, i dont know if im just old or what but i remember roaming the streets of my neighborhood in little bike gangs with the other kids in the area. we would play sports in the street, hang out on the sidewalks and generally just be outside a lot. i never see any kids at all in the suburbs around where i live. desolate streets populated only by cars. is this some sort of shift anyone else has noticed? maybe i am just misremembering youth or live in a weird place

No this is definitely a thing. Ask a boomer about how they spent their youth and what they think about how kids today spend their free time.

Wolfy posted:

Yeah it feels like a port would be the best place that something like this might actually work. The biggest issue if you end up with in this system is that every car now has two battery powered drive units which is a maintenance nightmare. Shunting cars around a port with a lovely old locomotive just seems a lot easier in every way. If you want to make a massive difference in US freight efficiency you don't need any crazy gimmicks, get local freight rail back on the menu and you take tons of trucks off of the road. Of course, that's probably not going to make anyone insanely wealthy in the process which might explain why we stopped doing it in the first place.

You could probably get away with simple/low-capacity batteries and/or an electrified track system? But in any case I don't think intra-port efficiency is the most pressing problem* at the moment.

*Again, no idea how ports work.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Lilium Dimension posted:

This seems absurd over any meaningful distance but maybe useful within like, a train yard or port?

I don't know how train yards and ports work.

https://youtu.be/nJNvpG5gktM

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
gently caress all this car poo poo just let me walk or bike to places god drat

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

gently caress all this car poo poo just let me walk or bike to places god drat

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Harik posted:

and this is... what people want?

About the only thing all americans can agree on, yes

mystes posted:

Maybe white Americans would support transit again if segregation was restored

We'll find out in a few years probably!

(We'll never see our public transportation return)

Doc Hawkins posted:

this would be an improvement over the status quo: separate networks of roads and streets, which intersect at as few points as possible, instead of the current plague of stroads where pedestrian paths line the roads to maximize contact between cars and delicious killable humans.

I actually know someone I moderately trust on the matter and she got a kick out of Calgary during a business trip. Street level outside is a ghost town though

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

gently caress all this car poo poo just let me walk or bike to places god drat

:hai:

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
i got an e-bike last month and I'm learning to enjoy taking the full lane while drivers ride my rear end with no opportunity to pass :twisted:

i work nights so i really only get to do it on my ride home in the morning, but it's a real pick-me-up after a long shift

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

i haven't had to commute since march 2020 but I had jury duty today so i took my old route in to the city. holy gently caress am i glad i dont have to do that anymore. despite years of constant construction the traffic is worse than ever and lanes are still closed and everything is somehow still under construction. just permanent roadwork everywhere and gridlock traffic with giant trucks creeping through 1,000 stoplights.

i have a feeling that putting all the 44,000 lb trucks and the 3,000 lb cars on the same roads was a mistake

mystes
May 31, 2006

Norton posted:

i haven't had to commute since march 2020 but I had jury duty today so i took my old route in to the city. holy gently caress am i glad i dont have to do that anymore. despite years of constant construction the traffic is worse than ever and lanes are still closed and everything is somehow still under construction. just permanent roadwork everywhere and gridlock traffic with giant trucks creeping through 1,000 stoplights.

i have a feeling that putting all the 44,000 lb trucks and the 3,000 lb cars on the same roads was a mistake
Luckily at this rate, in 10 years all cars will weigh 44,000 lbs

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"
I will gain 40,000lbs and when a car hits me it will simply bounce off.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Norton posted:

i haven't had to commute since march 2020 but I had jury duty today so i took my old route in to the city. holy gently caress am i glad i dont have to do that anymore. despite years of constant construction the traffic is worse than ever and lanes are still closed and everything is somehow still under construction. just permanent roadwork everywhere and gridlock traffic with giant trucks creeping through 1,000 stoplights.

i have a feeling that putting all the 44,000 lb trucks and the 3,000 lb cars on the same roads was a mistake

Lol what the gently caress do you do if you get jury duty and don't own a car

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Leave at 4 in the morning to get there on time likely lmao

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

IAMKOREA posted:

Lol what the gently caress do you do if you get jury duty and don't own a car

take a convoluted bus route that requires 1 hr each way minimum just to go maybe 10 miles if you’re lucky. 1.5 is more likely

if you’re lucky you get assigned to a court that’s actually in your city, if you’re unlucky you get sent to the court that’s in the rear end end of your huge county

more realistically you just throw a jury summon in the trash and if they ever come knocking (lol they usually don’t) you say you never received it certified Mail and hope for the best

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

Milo and POTUS posted:

Leave at 4 in the morning to get there on time likely lmao

you have to get there on time. the judge though? lol

Nitevision
Oct 5, 2004

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The "peasant grinder" front grille motif is making its way into luxury sedans
https://twitter.com/marcspecht/status/1516813780633673731?s=20&t=GHfTciT_6nTvfaXacLKw4Q

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

yep there it is: multiple points of failure and battery issues.

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!

Nitevision posted:

The "peasant grinder" front grille motif is making its way into luxury sedans
https://twitter.com/marcspecht/status/1516813780633673731?s=20&t=GHfTciT_6nTvfaXacLKw4Q
And it looks downright hideous. Like a PS2-era game model that's just legally distinct enough from the real thing to avoid a lawsuit.

(my monitor is on fwiw)

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Nitevision posted:

The "peasant grinder" front grille motif is making its way into luxury sedans
https://twitter.com/marcspecht/status/1516813780633673731?s=20&t=GHfTciT_6nTvfaXacLKw4Q

Full ack!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Nitevision posted:

The "peasant grinder" front grille motif is making its way into luxury sedans
https://twitter.com/marcspecht/status/1516813780633673731?s=20&t=GHfTciT_6nTvfaXacLKw4Q

Full ack? Was this written by Cathy?

Lilium Dimension
Feb 12, 2022

Nitevision posted:

The "peasant grinder" front grille motif is making its way into luxury sedans
https://twitter.com/marcspecht/status/1516813780633673731?s=20&t=GHfTciT_6nTvfaXacLKw4Q

Along with the comically big grille they're going all in on giant touch screen; they were one of the few holdouts.

It still breaks my head that my 7 year old car disables the touch screen when the car is moving, whereas cars now expect you to use the touch screen for essential controls like the defroster and wipers. No wonder they're putting so many safety features in.

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

Polo-Rican posted:

the free market will never make a good self-driving car, because a good self-driving car would have be cautious and therefore kinda slow and boring, which doesn't sell. if we had a competent socialist government that actually cared about the safety of its citizens, and was willing to wrestle control over the automotive industry, self-driving could probably be implemented very effectively with modern technology, but lol!!! if the government won't send out $0.01 masks during a pandemic they're not gonna spend money on infrastructure to make driving safer

Yeah, I think you can kinda imagine how a self-driving car created under completely different conditions would be a marked improvement over what we have now. It would go like 20 mph max and be festooned with sensors and operate on demand just ferrying people from their homes to the nearest grocery store or transit stop, and the programming would basically compel it to interpret everything it detects as a reason to slow down or even stop.

of course this is a fantasy because that's the opposite of how the car-brained expect cars to work; it's a vision of not car-ness that would leave most suburbanites in a cold sweat. the self-driving cars we see now are created in our own image, not as an idealized version of what cars could be. musk was just saying the quiet part loud when tesla cars got the update that plainly stated they would run stop signs, because at this point we expect drivers to run red lights and stop signs and to speed and hit and kill people, and that's what we'll expect self-driving cars to do too once all the delusions about perfectly-coordinated streets full of cars communicating with each other at 90 mph fade away. the robot cars are doing what's expected of them, following in the footsteps of human drivers.

even the perfect socialist fsd car sucks compared to subways or trams or streetcars or bikes or the kinds of neighborhoods that mean you dont need any vehicle other than your own feet or wheels to get around, but given the huge number of people stuck in suburban sprawl who can see that their neighborhoods will never support any of those other things it probably looks like a good alternative.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


imagine if society treated the average carbrain this way

everdave posted:

In NYC they are cracking down on idling cars and trucks. Some people are scoring big bucks. I love the hack where weirdos are filming trucks and getting paid but also I hate them and I’d it was my truck I’d shoot them dead. This is basically my life

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at least there's a corner of these dead gay internets that haven't been co-opted by 5 megatech corps that actually expunge these losers

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i admit i dont get the idling thing in particular the gas use is minimal compare to idiot loving car brains that speed up to 40+ mph on a 25-mph road only to slam on the brakes at a stop sign only do it again and again. you get way more tire particulates which is cancerous and consumes way more fuel than some dipshit just idling a car for like 0.1 gallons per hour. like you see a red light ahead, speeding up to it to slam on isn't going to make it go any faster yet everyone seems to think it does.

which is still bad but psycho drivers speeding then brake slamming then speeding then brake slamming to shave maybe <30 seconds off their 2 hour commute is just so vastly orders of magnitude worse and everyone does it

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

i've never heard of anyone cracking down on idling around where i live. yeah thats a minor thing but i'd be happy to see any push back on cars.

so many fuckers around here who idle their diesel f-250s in the grocery store parking lot stinking the whole place up. feels like im back at the middleschool bus loop every time i park my car somewhere

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Jan 1, 2007

Norton posted:

i've never heard of anyone cracking down on idling around where i live. yeah thats a minor thing but i'd be happy to see any push back on cars.

so many fuckers around here who idle their diesel f-250s in the grocery store parking lot stinking the whole place up. feels like im back at the middleschool bus loop every time i park my car somewhere

nobody expects a banana in the tailpipe

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