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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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If pickles on pizza were not good then why have I been trying doggedly to make it work since I was 12??

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'll go to bat for that pizza too, except for the center pickle that must be cut into eight tiny but equally sized slices.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Left meat, center pickle.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What an odd name for a sexual position.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




i don't tuck left or right, i'm a center pickle kind of guy

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


:cry:

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'll go to bat for that pizza too, except for the center pickle that must be cut into eight tiny but equally sized slices.

Just move it or eat it? jeeez

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



von Braun posted:

Just move it or eat it? jeeez

You can't move a pizza topping once it's officially placed! :catstare:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost


The other day I saw a dead gull on the freeway that had been mashed into a feather pancake and it struck me existentially how hosed up it would be to have your appearance just sanded away by the passage of a hundred cars over your body and this pizza makes me think of that nigh unrecognizable mess.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...






By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Creating a Necronomicon Ex Mortis pizza and not having a strong chinned lunkhead cut it with a chainsaw?! [4/10]

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

The March 5, 1973, Great Michigan Pizza Funeral (also referred to as the Great Pizza Funeral of Michigan and the Great Pizza Burial) was the ceremonial disposal of 29,188 frozen cheese-and-mushroom pizzas in Ossineke, Michigan. The manufacturer, Mario Fabbrini, had been ordered to recall the pizzas by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) after initial tests suggested botulism was present in a batch of canned mushrooms. Fabbrini decided to ceremonially dispose of the pizzas to demonstrate accountability and receive publicity. The pizzas were tipped into an 18-foot (5.5 m) deep hole in the ground before a crowd of onlookers.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Michigan_Pizza_Funeral

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:patriot::rip::patriot:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



here lies

peperony and chease

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
We need to clone Mario Fabbrini and send him to Brazil

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Devils Affricate posted:

We need to clone Mario Fabbrini and send him to Brazil

You fool! He is but one man. Sending him alone into a realm of madness would not only fail but lead him to corruption. He would bend, not break, and his skill would metastasize beyond mortal reckoning! He would become… The Pizzanaut.

I like to think he’d basically be Black Sabbath’s Iron Man, but would keep Mestre da Pizza on a leash.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B3HTr84iCA

New ninja turtles pizza just dropped

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Here's a pizza thats really one of the worst (its an nft)
https://twitter.com/AndyTheNguyen/status/1516550342430797825

gently caress you andy

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ekuNNN posted:

Here's a pizza thats really one of the worst (its an nft)
https://twitter.com/AndyTheNguyen/status/1516550342430797825

gently caress you andy

No Fuckin Thanks

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/juicysharts/status/1515380101218668546

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

:greenangel:

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Mestre da pizza has over 1.3M views. I wonder if the uploader is like "wow people sure love this pizza"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


NFT pizza is next level bad, pizz you cant eat is cursed.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Futanari Damacy posted:

Mestre da pizza has over 1.3M views. I wonder if the uploader is like "wow people sure love this pizza"

we do love the pizza

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

PokeJoe posted:

we do love the pizza

Loathe. We loathe the pizza.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
finally a higher resolution version, and with audio!
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pdeseo7MwG1w2uv7u.mp4

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Ah, good!

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Cross posting from the skynet thread cause it fits here and my kitty has some sad looking pizza there for his grand opening.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Randabis posted:

Cross posting from the skynet thread cause it fits here and my kitty has some sad looking pizza there for his grand opening.


Tell that cat he better start using some cheese or he's gonna be looking for a job soon

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The what thread

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Soul Dentist posted:

The what thread



Behold the future of art:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4000251&pagenumber=3&perpage=40

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Great heebity jeebity that's awesome

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


the ÅÄÖ on the keyboard gives it away :sweden:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




(Auto translated)

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Yes I actually can miss the Pizza with the DonPane border.


lmao

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Finally, somebody perfected the baked cum 'za

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Mmmm, moist n' creamy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/realLandsEnd/status/1518936704383688704

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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!



I'm sorry. I'll be the disgusting goon. I would eat that.

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