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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

skooma512 posted:

We are trapped here anyway thanks to the speed of light and radiation, no reason to gently caress up the sky.

actually bzzt no it's still capitalism, a finite c and some E aint no big deal to FAGSC

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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

nikosoft posted:

The more things change, the more they stay the same though. Despite worrying about fire and consciously taking steps to create and maintain that defensible space, if you ask them why we are in this situation, you'll get a rant about how we don't have to enough dams, or because we let too much water out of the dams for the fish, or the environmentalists don't let us log enough, or whatever. It's like dude, you can literally look out your back porch and see the Sierra and see how little snow there is most years, and how the snow comes later and melts earlier each year. They barely get snow at their house anymore, but I vividly remember many snow days there as a kid. Or you can look around in Tahoe and see all of the dead and dying pine trees from the drought and the bark beetle. How does a dam solve all of that? And then my mom talks about how maybe they should just sell and movr to Florida, I mention something about sea level rise, and she just looks at me like??? God drat it!

droughts and water shortages and yet environmentalists want to squander water on the fish

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


The Protagonist posted:

actually bzzt no it's still capitalism, a finite c and some E aint no big deal to FAGSC

ur not allowed 2 use slurs in cspam except for landl*rd

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

ur not allowed 2 use slurs in cspam except for landl*rd

it is an unfortunate initialism i only just discovered

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
uh guys I don't know how to tell you this, but outside of global thermonuclear war, the collapse of complex societies is a long protracted process that takes, at minimum, generations to unfold.

just compare your living standards with your ancestors (20th century) and those likely to be faced by our descendants (21st century onwards)

the only truly different thing about our circumstances is that it will be world-wide, and there will be no "escape"

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
now, if you excuse me, I need to go to the grocery store and scream at the plastic-wrapped chip bags and candy packages

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Hubbert posted:

just compare your living standards with your ancestors (20th century) and those likely to be faced by our descendants (21st century onwards)

the only truly different thing about our circumstances is that it will be world-wide, and there will be no "escape"

so the only thing different is a massive difference

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Hubbert posted:

now, if you excuse me, I need to go to the grocery store and scream at the plastic-wrapped chip bags and candy packages

*buys precut carrots on styrofoam wrapped in plastic*

*buys eco-friendly impossible burger triple wrapped in plastic, very good for planet*

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Hubbert posted:

uh guys I don't know how to tell you this, but outside of global thermonuclear war, the collapse of complex societies is a long protracted process that takes, at minimum, generations to unfold.

just compare your living standards with your ancestors (20th century) and those likely to be faced by our descendants (21st century onwards)

the only truly different thing about our circumstances is that it will be world-wide, and there will be no "escape"

I bet your fun at parties..

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Hubbert posted:

uh guys I don't know how to tell you this, but outside of global thermonuclear war, the collapse of complex societies is a long protracted process that takes, at minimum, generations to unfold.

just compare your living standards with your ancestors (20th century) and those likely to be faced by our descendants (21st century onwards)

the only truly different thing about our circumstances is that it will be world-wide, and there will be no "escape"

I know it owns. there will be no explosive clash or searing moment, just steadily declining standards of living punctuated by crises as the system stabilizes to new normals.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Trainee PornStar posted:

I bet your fun at parties..

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

A good book from my formative doomer years. :shobon:

Edit:

Karach posted:

so the only thing different is a massive difference

Gives you quite a bit of perspective where we are in the process, doesn't it?

Trainee PornStar posted:

I bet your fun at parties..

I haven't even shown y'all my final form yet.

Hubbert has issued a correction as of 21:31 on Apr 19, 2022

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

nikosoft posted:

We've spent a dozen days the past couple of months up at my parents house quite literally raking the forest, so Trump certainly got one thing right. This is an oak savanna biome, so historically fire used to rip through here periodically, either via natural means or carefully cultivated by the indigenous population, at least up until they were driven from their lands and ethnically cleansed by the settlers. There's really something about cleaning out two hundred years worth of oak leaves and detris from in between scattered granite boulders in the name of fire safety, it's kind of loving me up a bit.

It's amazing how much change has occurred in the last five years. Everyone is working hard to create defensible space, I think my parents will be part of some local grant or rebate program that can be applied towards their fire insurance (if it isn't canceled outright). Most houses in the area now have goats in order to keep the grass on their property under control. A PG&E crew spent a week on my parents property last year cutting down trees that had grown up around the powerlines, since they are supposed to maintain that from the road until the pole where it goes into the house (this is the area we are currently working on clearing debris from).

The more things change, the more they stay the same though. Despite worrying about fire and consciously taking steps to create and maintain that defensible space, if you ask them why we are in this situation, you'll get a rant about how we don't have to enough dams, or because we let too much water out of the dams for the fish, or the environmentalists don't let us log enough, or whatever. It's like dude, you can literally look out your back porch and see the Sierra and see how little snow there is most years, and how the snow comes later and melts earlier each year. They barely get snow at their house anymore, but I vividly remember many snow days there as a kid. Or you can look around in Tahoe and see all of the dead and dying pine trees from the drought and the bark beetle. How does a dam solve all of that? And then my mom talks about how maybe they should just sell and movr to Florida, I mention something about sea level rise, and she just looks at me like??? God drat it!

We drove up through CA to visit family and see some national parks and the whine signs were out along the road.


Stop dumping water in the ocean! - Yeah dude, that's where the water has gone for millions of years. It's not all about you and your lovely farm, there's less water to go around and nature should get her cut first.
Growing food isn't waste - It is if it requires lots of water during a drought and most of it is luxury food for export anyway.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Hubbert posted:

I haven't even shown y'all my final form yet.

Is it oil

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



no that requires heat and pressure and millions of years

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Sounds pretty final to me

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Cup Runneth Over posted:

no that requires heat and pressure and millions of years

so what you're saying is I have a chance

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

I come with news


close thread

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
everything's fine, pedophiles are everywhere.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
DTA, all night all day.

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Lahey, but he's uncle Sam, swigging from a barrel, then stares up and says "I *am* the oil"

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
how is the bee/wasp situation? still bad ?

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Slider posted:

how is the bee/wasp situation? still bad ?

I live near where they found a few Asian Murder Hornet nests. I'm not dead yet, but give it time.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Karach posted:

everything's fine, pedophiles are everywhere.

it's great that the talking points hq of republicans everywhere latched on to grooming

certainly not a case of doth protest

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

it's great that the talking points hq of republicans everywhere latched on to grooming

certainly not a case of doth protest

is there like a modern version of a Platonic dialogue where right wing pedophiles explain how it's right and proper for attractive children to enter into a social/sexual relationship with wealthy adults? I just want to see how far we are along to creating the neo-aristocracy for our neo-feudal future.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Hubbert posted:

uh guys I don't know how to tell you this, but outside of global thermonuclear war, the collapse of complex societies is a long protracted process that takes, at minimum, generations to unfold.

just compare your living standards with your ancestors (20th century) and those likely to be faced by our descendants (21st century onwards)

the only truly different thing about our circumstances is that it will be world-wide, and there will be no "escape"

*Pelting you with stale bread rolls*

"Seneca Cliff! Seneca Cliff! Increases are of sluggish growth, but the road to ruin is rapid!"

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

The Protagonist posted:

it is an unfortunate initialism i only just discovered
use FALGSC

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

FFT posted:

use FALGSC

:doh: i forgot about luxury!

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

Hubbert posted:

uh guys I don't know how to tell you this, but outside of global thermonuclear war, the collapse of complex societies is a long protracted process that takes, at minimum, generations to unfold.

just compare your living standards with your ancestors (20th century) and those likely to be faced by our descendants (21st century onwards)

the only truly different thing about our circumstances is that it will be world-wide, and there will be no "escape"


Once you get over the realization that there will be no great reset or starting over with a clean slate it's actually kind of heartening to realize that not every person and ecosystem is going to collapse in the same way and at the same time.

There will be a protracted series of microcollapses and while individual action isn't really going to make an impact on the macro collapse you still have a part to play in how your neighborhood and the people connected to you fare in the coming decades.

Take care of your teeth, bother your city council for better pedestrian infrastructure and community focused development. Cultivate lasting friendships with resilient people in your neighborhood. Plant a garden, restore some native landscape.

You can still be a doomer and realize that while individual actions do not matter to the planet wide problem, they do matter to you, the individual.

pissinthewind
Nov 11, 2021

Leroy Diplowski posted:

There will be a protracted series of microcollapses and while individual action isn't really going to make an impact on the macro collapse you still have a part to play in how your neighborhood and the people connected to you fare in the coming decades.

mostly who to eat first (not me)

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Karach posted:

is there like a modern version of a Platonic dialogue where right wing pedophiles explain how it's right and proper for attractive children to enter into a social/sexual relationship with wealthy adults? I just want to see how far we are along to creating the neo-aristocracy for our neo-feudal future.

look at all these nerd words and "attractive children"

how are they attracting you? with their short pants and weird spoilt milk smell?

what kind of toppings do you want on your pizza?

take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011

Slider posted:

how is the bee/wasp situation? still bad ?

A few mornings back, I put on my pants without realizing that there was some sort of red paper wasp in 'em. I was stung twice on the butt; the wasp was okay.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

The Protagonist posted:

:doh: i forgot about luxury!
in time, so will everyone else

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

look at all these nerd words and "attractive children"

how are they attracting you? with their short pants and weird spoilt milk smell?

what kind of toppings do you want on your pizza?

Why is this pizzeria full of such gorgeous stinky children?

Whitenoise Poster
Mar 26, 2010

A snow storm last night knocked out the power in like four towns. So much for the great lakes region being safeish.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Whitenoise Poster posted:

A snow storm last night knocked out the power in like four towns. So much for the great lakes region being safeish.

all the “safe” places are gonna get hosed up. you had the PNW roasting last summer. something’s gonna get NZ, too, probably an earthquake (PNW also!)

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
the global climate is hosed leading to rapidly destabilizing weather so all of the people thinking they are smart fleeing to places like water rich and forested Appalachia are probably going to get hit with California tier wildfires once Tennessee/Kentucky experience enough drought and triple digit temperatures to open up huge new areas to regular burns.

Generally "North" is better in terms of temperature but with ocean currents changing and weather changing who knows.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
I think all it's going to take is power collapse in one or more areas where major DNS hubs are housed then the internet will be hosed for ages.

If the internet goes then telecommunications, logistics and transport go and I suspect collapse will be very fast if they're majorly disrupted.

We'd better hope the wars / nukes / fires / hypercanes / tornadoes just stay predictable.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
I'm still lollin that America's deadliest fire was on the shores of Lake Michigan.

Where will the next record be set? Tune in next week!

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Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

The Protagonist posted:

actually bzzt no it's still capitalism, a finite c and some E aint no big deal to FAGSC

hahahahaha good luck getting there with the resources capitalism has left you on the timeframe capitalism has decided for you

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