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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:I've spent a little time on DnD and the consensus there feels pretty leftist, but I've never gotten a feel for CSPAM. What's the high level overview of that place? 
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I don’t get the joke but I remember the one I ate at in Atlanta being decent if not a bit overpriced.
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Warbird posted:I don’t get the joke but I remember the one I ate at in Atlanta being decent if not a bit overpriced. Mark Wahlberg assaulted and hate crimed a Vietnamese grandpa
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:https://twitter.com/cvaldary/status/1515855452785029132?t=mq6A0XGYeil4Vhqs6GvIwA&s=19 Surely she's taking the piss surely
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Warbird posted:I don’t get the joke but I remember the one I ate at in Atlanta being decent if not a bit overpriced. Wahlburger is Mark Wahlberg's burger joint. When Mark Wahlberg was a teenager, while yelling racial slurs, he beat a Vietnamese man so badly he went blind in one eye.
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Skwirl posted:Wahlburger is Mark Wahlberg's burger joint. When Mark Wahlberg was a teenager, while yelling racial slurs, he beat a Vietnamese man so badly he went blind in one eye. Just to be clear, the man said he actually lost his eye in the Vietnam war fighting for the South Vietnamese. But Mark still initially thought he had blinded the man and was generally proud of it.
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:I've spent a little time on DnD and the consensus there feels pretty leftist, but I've never gotten a feel for CSPAM. What's the high level overview of that place? I'm going to explain CSPAM to you, but you won't get it until you read the whole thing. Even if you have heard or read some parts before, or the entirety, I'm adding some stuff to the end. Here's a challenge, believe what I'm about to tell you not just understand it, but believe it. It's a fact that you already know is true, but has never been able to fully expect. You are going to die. You the person reading this post, LASER BEAM DREAM, are going to die It's difficult to imagine it, isn't it. Take a deep breath and imagine what it's like to not exist.  You can't do it. You're imagining darkness, blackness, but that won't be there. There is no color, because there is no you to perceive it. And your mind recoils from that idea. It's simply unable to conceive of it's own non-existence, and so it concludes it's impossible, that you will live forever. But you won't. All things end, all motion slows, all heat becomes cold. Life is an eddy in that current of entropy, a brief chemical reaction that lights up the darkness, and then once it's fuel is spent it dissipates to nothing. Just like you will, your body is a marvelous and intricate machine built out of millions of interconnected fragile systems, and as you age each one begins to slowly but surely, deteriorate and break down. At some point there will be to many interlocking failures to proceed, and like a cascade of dominoes, your joints, your eyes, your heart, your lungs, your memory, your entire body will fail. It will happen, and while it's difficult to hear this truth, it's essential you accept it, because every second that goes by in which you don't, is a second of your precious and finite life that you risk wasting. You, yes you, will die. There is nothing you can do to stop it. This is from a TruTV show, created by adults trying to teach people about the horrors of capitalism via a fun man who tells you facts that suck. When you post in CSPAM, you've already accepted this as fact. You see that the oceans will boil away. That there is no magic green energy machine that will save you. That we are moments away from total, complete, annihilation. With no survivors, and if there are survivors they will live a life more terrible and cruel then anything you can imagine. The first to die after surviving a nuclear exchange will have skin melting, and radiation boiling their insides. The first to die in climate change has already happened as people crackle and pop in fires that destroy their homes, my home even. The ones who survive are already starting to starve to death as super nations gobble up as much food as possible to throw it away. If you're posting in CSPAM you accept all of this, and you decide to laugh. It's the only thing you can do, to accept the void, the nothing, the hate, the total futility of existence, and just say or do anything that, for a fleeting moment, let's you feel and laugh. If you can accept this, here is a reward, something you can spend your precious moments on. https://twitter.com/CatTikToks/status/1516558375357542407 Boba Pearl has a new favorite as of 03:52 on Apr 20, 2022 |
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I think you should probably not be reading CSPAM, Boba Pearl
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CSPM discussion should be kept to CSPAM or the Ukraine War thread in GBS please don't do it here.. Don't do it here. Thank you.
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If you don't find that post insanely funny, you should not read, or post, in CSPAM.
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Boba Pearl posted:If you're posting in CSPAM you accept all of this, and you decide to laugh. It's the only thing you can do, to accept the blackness the hate, the total futility of existence, and just say or do anything that, for a fleeting moment, let's you feel and laugh. 
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anyways, my therapist recommends I don't read CSPAM anymore. https://twitter.com/Evenglare/status/1516294783152664576 Boba Pearl has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Apr 20, 2022 |
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how many times do we have to tell you, we're not actually your therapist, we're just posters on a dying comedy website in a dying comedy universe
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THEN WHY DO THE ADMINS ACCEPT MY INSURANCE?!?!?! https://twitter.com/Gazedsoul/status/1516487558103977992 Boba Pearl has a new favorite as of 03:48 on Apr 20, 2022 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:CSPM discussion should be kept to CSPAM or the Ukraine War thread in GBS please don't do it here.. That's actually not allowed anymore and gets a probe lol
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zoux posted:I like the meme and dislike Glenn Greenwald. Reality Winner believes she ended up in jail because of him This actually makes greenwald extremely cool because reality winner absolutely deserves to be in prison
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Lobok posted:It was Fiona Apple. She's pivoted to stealing crypto.
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Boba Pearl posted:If you're posting in CSPAM you accept all of this, and you decide to laugh. It's the only thing you can do, to accept the void, the nothing, the hate, the total futility of existence, and just say or do anything that, for a fleeting moment, let's you feel and laugh. https://twitter.com/dril/status/575121631846227968?lang=en
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some plague rats posted:This actually makes greenwald extremely cool because reality winner absolutely deserves to be in prison 
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:https://twitter.com/cvaldary/status/1515855452785029132?t=mq6A0XGYeil4Vhqs6GvIwA&s=19 Lady creates learning programs for schools that focus on using stuff like Modern music and fairy tales to teach kids not to be toxic iirc. My friend created a LGBT+ education package based around her Theory of Enchantment which is sold to UK schools with the money going to LGBT+ support lines (not talk lines they do active stuff like help trans teenagers get the ID together needed for a social council house and so on)
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Just goes to show: even living with a horrible disability like Disney Adultism, you can overcome your limitations and do great things for the world.
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Boba Pearl posted:If you're posting in CSPAM you accept all of this, and you decide to laugh. It's the only thing you can do, to accept the void, the nothing, the hate, the total futility of existence, and just say or do anything that, for a fleeting moment, let's you feel and laugh. This is the absolute cringiest poo poo imaginable. Or, as I believe they say in CSPAM, "syq".
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Dr. Lunchables posted:Does anyone that’s not from FYAD look at QCS ever? Like at all? It’s the funniest forum on this comedy site.
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It's 420 please celebrate it instead of whatever is going on right now. For example, here's a 420 tweet! https://twitter.com/webuygold/status/1516638278119743489?t=MqxVCWoRKOjmB_hmIup5dw&s=19 Oh God no anything but that please how do I delete
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trapped mouse posted:People are really doing the "but first a word from our sponser!" thing with twitter threads now. When every vaguely popular tweet was followed by a tweet shilling that orange sunset lamp someone posted their exchange with the company, and the money on offer was tiny. It's probably a really effective way to advertise.
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https://twitter.com/TylerHuckabee/status/1516621504489918467Knormal posted:Sounds like what she needs is a good defense. https://twitter.com/bellabee13/status/1516036609174654977
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:https://twitter.com/Wahlburgers/status/865205430598991872?t=NdR3IbVznF3bY0MhffV61g&s=19 I ate a Wahlburgers last week with my wife. It was seriously one of the worst burgers I have ever eaten. hot garbage.
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Dick Trauma posted:https://twitter.com/smacmccreanor/status/1516285056016285696?s=20&t=mZJljnug-wRE6vbA908E0w What a name. It would fit right in with my favourite baseball players. 
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