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Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Breadallelogram posted:

please show me how

Did you have an Tomy Omnibot as a kid?

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ilitarist
Apr 26, 2016

illiterate and militarist

Bardeh posted:

how is it free money? the codes are redeemed, and I find it very hard to believe you can make money by selling Steam accounts with random bundle leavings on it

https://plati.ru/cat/steam-accounts/22764/


Breadallelogram posted:

please show me how

No.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
dang elden ring for $1.25, that's pretty good

Kuule hain nussivan
Nov 27, 2008

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

dang elden ring for $1.25, that's pretty good

Doesn't sound like a free game to me man.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Kuule hain nussivan posted:

Doesn't sound like a free game to me man.

Whenever your labor has value a "game" is theft.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Kuule hain nussivan posted:

Doesn't sound like a free game to me man.

still counts as long as you yoink a fiver from the tip jar next time you visit a coffee shop

Kuule hain nussivan
Nov 27, 2008

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

still counts as long as you yoink a fiver from the tip jar next time you visit a coffee shop

I live in a socialist hellworld with no tipping, so :filez: it is for me!

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Any time not spent working is theft from your boss. That's why you can't play these free games.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1516895182167314433?t=T5Vd30tLJalGbIm4vLbrsg&s=19

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
been a while since I saw a game posted here where free was still too expensive

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




flatluigi posted:

been a while since I saw a game posted here where free was still too expensive

I can't read and thought it said "portal 2" and almost got feisty with a reply

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
portal 2 is very good and they should give that away instead

Kaewan
May 29, 2008
Looks like Postal 2 isn't available in Australia, thanks scomo.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Kaewan posted:

Looks like Postal 2 isn't available in Australia, thanks scomo.

finally he did something right

Drowning Rabbit
Oct 28, 2003

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Kaewan posted:

Looks like Postal 2 isn't available in Australia, thanks scomo.

You're lucky.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Despite Civvie playing them ironically, all of the postals are garbage

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
Yeah, the game does not hold up well and never really did in the first place.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
It's weird seeing a relic of 90's "satire" and edginess existing in 2022. They don't really deserve much beyond a dismissive eyeroll at this point.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Postal 4 got out of early access today as well.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

ponzicar posted:

It's weird seeing a relic of 90's "satire" and edginess existing in 2022. They don't really deserve much beyond a dismissive eyeroll at this point.

if there's anything i learned from people breathlessly recommending the new south park rpgs to me it's that there's still a bunch of people out there who both still like edgy poo poo and never really went through the self-examination process of getting past it

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Having played through Postal 2 and its expansion within the last couple of years as an experiment to see if middle school me was really on to something:


I was not.


That said, it's not an entirely horrible game to play and for free if it were legal to play it there are worse things out there. But the writing and jokes are quite literally all unfunny shock value edgy and the mechanics are dated 90's shooter without the actual quality. I've recently replayed Doom, Quake, and some Unreal and they're still fun to play to this day. Postal 2 isn't really. Every single enemy is a bullet sponge, the weapons feel and sound and look bad, everything about it is just lackluster and unimpactful.

Honestly, the most impressive thing is simply the support, as it's been receiving updates for years now and they've managed to do a lot of things to it with new NPCs, NPCs wearing/holding items, etc.


It checks all the boxes and technically works, so it's legitimately a video game you can play.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Postal 2 has like 2-3 ideas that are sort of clever and/or technically impressive for their time if you squint and ignore all the edgy and gross poo poo surrounding them. But those 2-3 ideas do not carry an entire game by themselves, and definitely nowhere close to the degree that they outweigh the sheer amount of toxic garbage.

ZombieApostate
Mar 13, 2011
Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

:allears:
Amnesia Rebirth and Riverbond are up on Epic.

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever

ZombieApostate posted:

Amnesia Rebirth and Riverbond are up on Epic.

Oddly, I might actually play both of these.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
No you won't

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe
Don't lie to us Jeff.

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever
poo poo, you sure rumbled me quickly.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
I pass on like 2/3 of free games because I don't want them sullying my bespoke collection of beaucoup free poo poo.

I only add games that I think I might play if only they didn't gently caress with my bougie tastes by being free.

Large Testicles fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Apr 22, 2022

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Postal 1 was neat. Installed the shareware version on a bunch of computers in an animation class so we could deathmatch during free time. I absolutely wrecked everyone because I knew how to handle the controls (in retrospect, they're awful). Got accused of using cheats, of course, so I told everyone I was and that the code was "quicken"

"k" was the suicide button, so they'd look back just in time to see their heads blown off lmao

Shame about the sequels

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

9779B-HPJK6-XC6EN
MYIT2-KL0ER-XDRN7

~Mystery games~

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
The first one was Main Assembly, thanks

Pity Steam doesn't let you preview what you're redeeming before committing, like some other services

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever
Riverbond is a very sweet and twee looking game and no mistake. Has anyone played it? What's it like?

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?

fit em all up in there posted:

9779B-HPJK6-XC6EN
MYIT2-KL0ER-XDRN7

~Mystery games~

Second one has been activated, i'm curious as to what it was.

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

dogstile posted:

Second one has been activated, i'm curious as to what it was.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1083810/War_Solution__Casual_Math_Game/

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
These games have been free on other sites and services for a very long time, but they've just been uploaded for Steam so now you can add them to your kilometer-long games list.

Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory
Elder Scrolls 1: Arena
Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall

Stickman
Feb 1, 2004

King of Dragon Pass is free on IndieGala!

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

As most of us know, ET is great.
You probably want to install ET Legacy on top though, for QOL improvements.

https://www.etlegacy.com/download

JammyB
May 23, 2001

I slept with Mary and Joseph never found out
Reminder for this week's free Epic games: Just Die Already and Paradigm. No idea if they're worth not playing.

Kuule hain nussivan
Nov 27, 2008

JammyB posted:

Reminder for this week's free Epic games: Just Die Already and Paradigm. No idea if they're worth not playing.

Paradigm is a proper good, weird point-and-click. Shame you guys won't be able to play it.

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Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Paradigm is great. Highly recommended.

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