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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
All of you doubting thomases who think just because a guy wears a jacket he must be a little tubby. It's because he knows he's going to get chopped so he wears a kevlar vest!

explosivo posted:

I remember having this same reaction when his mask was mostly torn off during (I think) the Kingston fueled feud between him and Fenix. Penta is just incredible because you have a reaction like "oh.... right" when you find out he's just a dude in a mask and not a spooky skeleton man. If you told me that was Kip in that picture showing off his gains I'd probably believe you.

I would be amazed if that was Kip Sabian.

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Mr. Squishy posted:

I would be amazed if that was Kip Sabian.

I would be too, I just meant with the tattoos and face covering my first thought was legitimately "holy poo poo is that kip?" and not "Clearly this is Penta El Zero M"

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
Looks like Penta to me. Got a freaky skull for a face and everything

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

explosivo posted:

I remember having this same reaction when his mask was mostly torn off during (I think) the Kingston fueled feud between him and Fenix. Penta is just incredible because you have a reaction like "oh.... right" when you find out he's just a dude in a mask and not a spooky skeleton man. If you told me that was Kip in that picture showing off his gains I'd probably believe you.

Um excuse me but that's part of the costume. He's a spooky skeleton man wearing a human suit wearing a spooky skeleton man suit.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/shidahikaru/status/1516997123123912705?s=20&t=BqVndxKs9lfZcgc2gXAOjQ

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Aw poo poo that MiSu shirt rocks, where do I get one?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Gaz-L posted:

Aw poo poo that MiSu shirt rocks, where do I get one?

Probably from his shop in Harajuku.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
i saw that photo of penta and i simply choose not to recieve it he is a wide spooky skeleton man

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




Holy poo poo, he's trimmed down considerably from just a few months ago. He was never fat of course, but towards the end of last year he was looking a bit heavier.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

mactheknife posted:

i saw that photo of penta and i simply choose not to recieve it he is a wide spooky skeleton man

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

https://twitter.com/ayumi_nakamura/status/1517150441691246594

Ayumi Nakamura, who performed Suzuki’s entrance, posting an entrance video capture from the crowd from Mania weekend in Dallas. She says it’s the first time in a while ‘Minoru-kun’ sent her a video, and is stunned at how loud the “Kaze ni Nare” was in Dallas, Texas.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


SG Bamboo posted:

It's like when El Desperado tore his own mask off at the BOSJ finals to reveal he was actually an incredibly handsome man

We call this Dr Wagner Jr syndrome

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Endless Mike posted:

The main problem with Reese's Pieces is that if you got them and they weren't free, you hosed up by not getting peanut butter cups (or eggs or trees if seasonal), the vastly superior Reese's product.

Cups are superior but Pieces are good for a change of pace. Also if chocolate is a migraine trigger for you like it is for me.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Every masked luchador is either incredibly handsome or ugly as sin. There is no in-between.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1517230684473073667?t=CXH_qNGAXX_6uDhEcw4uCg&s=19

Danhausen reacting like I do when meeting a dog.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1517238936849973251?t=932ePD7deUVb5LCgO3W3gQ&s=19

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/WilliamRBR/status/1516946252000243712

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Power Windows posted:

Every masked luchador is either incredibly handsome or ugly as sin. There is no in-between.

If you're not thirsting over (DG) Diamante's Instagram I don't even know what to tell you. Dude is super handsome even with the mask on.

https://www.instagram.com/diamantewrestler

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

sticklefifer posted:

If you're not thirsting over (DG) Diamante's Instagram I don't even know what to tell you. Dude is super handsome even with the mask on.

https://www.instagram.com/diamantewrestler

Maybe he has a really weird nose or upsetting forehead wrinkles.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
What if it's both and it somehow makes him more alluring

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
He has Nightmare Family tattoo on his forehead.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


sticklefifer posted:

If you're not thirsting over (DG) Diamante's Instagram I don't even know what to tell you. Dude is super handsome even with the mask on.

https://www.instagram.com/diamantewrestler

I am very into his shirt look

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




This is the most vampire bat looking dog I have ever seen.

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Larry looks like the canine equivalent to Princess Monster Truck.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/princess-monster-truck

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/JordynneGrace/status/1517266011480854533?s=20&t=Wy-r2AqJaRi4V7IsZjVsFQ

Good cat-octopus relations

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Holy poo poo, he's trimmed down considerably from just a few months ago. He was never fat of course, but towards the end of last year he was looking a bit heavier.

I remember when Vampiro called him chubby and then Penta made a shirt about it

https://twitter.com/PENTAELZEROM/status/973681256167804928?s=20&t=BOLon4ZduZM6mYV_XvOr_Q

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



The biggest surprise to me when Penta and Fenix got their masks ripped was they had the complete opposite hair situations than I expected.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012


drat, that cat is like four feet tall

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Dacap posted:

The biggest surprise to me when Penta and Fenix got their masks ripped was they had the complete opposite hair situations than I expected.

This shook me to my core

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Sakuraism wins again

https://twitter.com/Mei_gtmv/status/1517259778787274752

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

What did Mei say to had AZK corpsing?

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

inthesto posted:

The fact that Penta is not actually very wide always fucks me up

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Dacap posted:

The biggest surprise to me when Penta and Fenix got their masks ripped was they had the complete opposite hair situations than I expected.

please dont bring this up tia

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I'm more than a little surprised Penta doesn't have his entire torso tattooed.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Yeah, I expected Penta to be a fit fat guy but he's just fit. Honestly a little sad, fit fat guy is the perfect look.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Power Windows posted:

Every masked luchador is either incredibly handsome or ugly as sin. There is no in-between.

What about the Rey Mysterio Precedent where they’re a 12 year old

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Penta being jacked doesn't surprise me I always assumed Liger was a little pudgy and then I found out he was jacked as poo poo. They don't want us to see their muscles.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

Penta being jacked doesn't surprise me I always assumed Liger was a little pudgy and then I found out he was jacked as poo poo. They don't want us to see their muscles.

I expected Liger during his last year to be less cut but when he busted out Kishin Liger for Suzuki he was still ripped

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
https://twitter.com/KENTAG2S/status/1517322777426022400

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
The best body reveal in recent memory was Yuki Yoshioka, who was always in good shape but had little definition before his Mexico excursion, then returned under a full bodysuit and mask. When he finally took it off it prompted Jae to yell out "He's been hiding that body for 18 months!?"

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