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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I thought Survivor Series was the one time a year where Raw and Smackdown superstars fought!

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol drat Orton actually got to cut a good promo and show some fire

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

lol randy orton showing emotion

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Rhea/Naomi was good

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Just tuned in and Drew Gulak is doing backstage interviews now and that's so sad :(

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Charlotte might be the worst promo in the entire business. Or Ronda. I am split.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
my 8 year old really digs the AR claymore with blue fire so I guess well done Vince

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

SHANKY

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Dunne as a loose cannon who can't be trusted around friend or foe would be fine if he weren't BUTCH

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BUTCH

Yeah I mean Dunne is doing well with the character but that name has gotta go

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Man those Lacey segments would probably hit a lot harder if we didn't know she was an absolutely massive piece of poo poo. Homophobic and racist.

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014

Codependent Poster posted:

BUTCH

Yeah I mean Dunne is doing well with the character but that name has gotta go

Well don't ask McAfee for new name suggestions

https://twitter.com/ntwfperograph/status/1515141903037222915?s=21&t=UyaQva1tWnprC9g0EiGppw

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Crispen Wah!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Is Rock going to show mercy to Roman during their promos or will he just annihilate him the way Cena did

Just imagining Roman's hissed out "Acknowledge me!" and then Rock just laughing in his face

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

quote:

Fightful Select has learned the following plans for tonight's episode of Smackdown, which are subject to change. 


- Ronda Rousey & Charlotte Flair's contract signing -- Adam Pearce and Drew Gulak to be involved


- Xavier Woods vs. Butch


- Gunther is set for a squash match


- Riddle vs. Jey Uso


- Sasha Banks & Naomi interview, to also involve Natalya & Shayna Baszler


- Madcap Moss vs. Angel Garza


- Roman Reigns and Sami Zayn are set for backstage segments


- Another Lacey Evans vignette is planned


- Lumberjack match: Drew McIntyre vs. Sami Zayn


And next week's episode is being taped tonight

quote:

Fightful Select has learned the following plans for WWE Smackdown next week, which is to be taped tonight.  These are subject to change. 


- Steel Cage Match: Drew McIntyre vs. Sami Zayn


- Happy Talk with Madcap Moss


- IC Title: Ricochet vs. :siren:Shanky:siren:


- Raquel Rodriguez in a squash


- Tag Team Unification contract signign


- Naomi vs. Shayna Baszler


- There's a series of confusingly listed New Day/Ridge Holland and Sheamus matches


- Beat the Clock: Ronda Rousey vs. Shotzi


- Beat the Clock: Charlotte vs. Aliyah

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Shotzi's first appearance in two months is as a jobber in a beat the clock match, rough stuff

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
:smith: Drew still can't present his power point presentation

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Charlotte looks like a guerilla and quite frankly I dig it

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Can we just have the powerpoint presentation instead of these two cutting a promo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lmao the kendo stick thing went so bad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
this is like that futurama episode where every time the gas cloud gets mad it hurts welshie

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Kendo stock thing was bad but her signing the contract while locking in the armbar was decent

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Haha that crowd has to watch TWO Drew vs Sami matches

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Is shamus effectively a manager now?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

TV Zombie posted:

Is shamus effectively a manager now?

yeah because it's all about the BUTCH

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Has the Beat The Clock gimmick ever, every gotten over? It's such a backwards gimmick. Like the 'last 10 minutes with the champ' thing that ROH used to do was cool because you could elevate someone. Beat The Clock is, at best, squash matches, at worst it has supposedly legit wrestlers become chumps who can't last 2 minutes with the real star.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

TV Zombie posted:

Is shamus effectively a manager now?

that might be for the best, wasn't he already on the verge of retiring because of his neck being hosed up?

Gaz-L posted:

Has the Beat The Clock gimmick ever, every gotten over? It's such a backwards gimmick. Like the 'last 10 minutes with the champ' thing that ROH used to do was cool because you could elevate someone. Beat The Clock is, at best, squash matches, at worst it has supposedly legit wrestlers become chumps who can't last 2 minutes with the real star.

they're especially dumb because it should in theory be easy for the opponent in the second match to just drag things out until time runs out

like just keep rolling in and out of the ring

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Beat the clock is also stupid when the guy who isn't supposed to beat the clock ends up winning. Like, so they should win the entire challenge, but they don't

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Wow Riddle missed the floating bro by a mile so of course they show it on a slow motion replay

e: thanks Cole if you didn't let me know they were Orton spots I would never know they were Orton spots

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol a Piers Morgan on Fox Nation ad where he says "You can't cancel me"

gently caress off

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sasha and Naomi are good champs

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
why is corbin nipping so hard through his shirt

e: oh my god the tiny dick on the andre statue

what an unfortunate shadow

Intruder fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Apr 23, 2022

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That's Moss's finisher? lol

It's like the Rude Awakening you order on wish

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

When is Moss gonna fight BUTCH to see who has the right to wear suspenders?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Corbin is in the right IMO he won the ARMBAR back when it was actually on Mania

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Lacey giving this speech while in that outfit is so weird

What happened to her southern accent?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

She still has sort of an accent but isn't playing it up like she did when she was the Sassy Southern Belle.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

Intruder posted:

why is corbin nipping so hard through his shirt

e: oh my god the tiny dick on the andre statue

what an unfortunate shadow



lmao my kind of posting right here

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Here are the spoilers so nobody has to watch the show:


quote:

Tag Team Championship Unification Match contract signing. Roman Reigns and Drew McIntyre got involved after a brawl broke out between RK-Bro and The Usos.
Steel Cage Match: Drew McIntyre defeated Sami Zayn
Beat The Clock 'I Quit' Challenge: Ronda Rousey defeated Shotzi
Beat The Clock 'I Quit' Challenge: Charlotte Flair vs. Aliyah ended when the clock expired during a Flair submission.
Intercontinental Championship Match: Ricochet (c) defeated Shanky
Raquel Rodriguez defeated an enhancement talent
Naomi defeated Shayna Baszler
Xavier Woods defeated Ridge Holland
Madcap Moss and Happy Corbin fought on Happy Talk
Sheamus defeated Kofi Kingston

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol the hair grab spot was almost ruined by sami's thinning hair

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