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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

That Mateo's salsa is very cumin-y.

My brain locked up for a good 30 seconds trying to parse this as something dirty.

The internet has ruined me.

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A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

1000 pages of devoted posts about the holy church.

As it is written, so shall it be done. PBUC.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Seemingly in honor of the thousandth page of Costco worship (a hundred percent serious) I had my first gout flareup this week (not a joke). My toe hurts so much (lol)

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


A CRAB IRL posted:

1000 pages of devoted posts about the holy church.

As it is written, so shall it be done. PBUC.

Just 54 more pages and we can have a schism.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Soul Dentist posted:

Seemingly in honor of the thousandth page of Costco worship (a hundred percent serious) I had my first gout flareup this week (not a joke). My toe hurts so much (lol)

Allopurinol is going to be your best friend for the rest of your life. Before I knew that I had gout, I was telling my partner that my ankle hurt enough that I wanted to cut my foot off because there was no way it would hurt more.

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
Since we got to 1000 pages maybe we can convince them to bring back deli mustard and onions.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

We must preserve this holy tome. Who has a Costco food saver?

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




PBUC

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

binge crotching posted:

Allopurinol is going to be your best friend for the rest of your life. Before I knew that I had gout, I was telling my partner that my ankle hurt enough that I wanted to cut my foot off because there was no way it would hurt more.

Double el oh el then because a different medication that I take for the high blood pressure I also got from (praise be unto) Costco contraindicates Allopurinol so I have to pick my cardiovascular system or my feet

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
PAGE 1000!

And TODAY this was my number for my hotdog + soda (with refill)




:blessed:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Chinatown posted:

PAGE 1000!

And TODAY this was my number for my hotdog + soda (with refill)




:blessed:

Hey, :nice:

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Allelujah, Allelujah, Allelujah

OmniCorp
Oct 30, 2004




Just in time for Mother's Day!

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

My box of Costco contractor size garbage bags has gone missing. I must return to Costco to get another.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
1000 pages of deals👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼, PBUC

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

OmniCorp posted:

Just in time for Mother's Day!



They call tandem kayaks divorce boats for a reason

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Pretty accurate. I have 2 tandem kayaks and it's argument city if you can't coordinate it

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
I went to church today, on this the 1000th page day. Bought a 40 pack of ice cream treats (for our employees), cookies from the bakery, and a giant bag of candy for the bowl of candy at the receptionist's desk


PBUC

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Cost co

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It's where the costs go

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


PokeJoe posted:

Pretty accurate. I have 2 tandem kayaks and it's argument city if you can't coordinate it

It’s not that big a deal. It’s just paddling. If you really want to get divorced, play Overcooked.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Soul Dentist posted:

It's where the costs go

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
PBUC to 1000 pages and here's to 1000 pages more!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Pennywise the Frown posted:

PBUC to 1000 pages and here's to 1000 pages more!

a two pack of 1000 page threads, if you will

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Mons Hubris posted:

It’s not that big a deal. It’s just paddling. If you really want to get divorced, play Overcooked.

I've done both and yet we're still together. If we can survive a tandem bicycle we'll be unstoppable

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
You'll look sweet too

Synesthesian Fetish
Apr 29, 2008

Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.
Edit: I'm an idiot

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer
Picked up the mint chocolate covered pretzels licensed by the Girlscouts. Pretty good. Kinda creme de menth-y. The mint really hangs in your mouth so if you eat it

also the bags of pre-shredded rotisserie chicken were slimy and salty. I had hard time finding a way to make them yummy. Useful as a post-gym protein blast, but nevertheless blegh

Head Bee Guy fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Apr 24, 2022

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Thinking about thos hotdogs

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Head Bee Guy posted:

Picked up the mint chocolate covered pretzels licensed by the Girlscouts. Pretty good. Kinda creme de menth-y. The mint really hangs in your mouth so if you eat it

I was really disappointed in them myself.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Renegret posted:

I was really disappointed in them myself.

Same.

Best peppermint kinda thing are those thing pretzels covered in peppermint bark that come out during the holidays.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Got myself a big bag of Kirkland Mexican shredded cheese mix for $1 today pbuc

(Would have bought more but it was short-dated)

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

nwin posted:

Same.

Best peppermint kinda thing are those thing pretzels covered in peppermint bark that come out during the holidays.

:sickos:

Delpino
May 12, 2001
Forum Veteran

norp posted:

Got myself a big bag of Kirkland Mexican shredded cheese mix for $1 today pbuc

(Would have bought more but it was short-dated)

That's why we all bought a chest freezer, for all the meats and cheeses and cauliflower pizzas, PBUC.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I made a pilgrimage today

Got a giant thing of foil, a Brita water filter and some filters, a giant f off thing of mushrooms, plastic wrap and sunscreen

Honestly it all cost me $130 but my plastic wrap last time I bought it no joke lasted me at least six years and the foil is going to last me until I die

Oh also had a hot dog and pizza because you have to

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

Renegret posted:

I was really disappointed in them myself.

yeah me too, wifey went for them but we are just gonna return them

we are in this pattern now of returning $100 of stuff every time we visit, then spending ~$6-900ish

we are on a first name basis with all of the store return staff

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Seth Pecksniff posted:

I made a pilgrimage today

Got a giant thing of foil, a Brita water filter and some filters, a giant f off thing of mushrooms, plastic wrap and sunscreen

Honestly it all cost me $130 but my plastic wrap last time I bought it no joke lasted me at least six years and the foil is going to last me until I die

Oh also had a hot dog and pizza because you have to

I have a 3,000 foot roll of plastic wrap that I should have dated when I bought it. Have had it for forever and it looks like it has a lot more to go.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




I hope the green works mower comes back in stock online. I hesitated and now it's sold out.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Nooner posted:

Thinking about thos hotdogs

Eatin a dog right now

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I ate one of them big Silva linguica sausages at midnight last night

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