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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Was that the one that ended with Cars because they evolved from the wasteland Earth in Wall-E?

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Soul Dentist posted:

Was that the one that ended with Cars because they evolved from the wasteland Earth in Wall-E?

The very same. It's too innocuous to actually have venom for, but it starts feeling very septic and very masturbatory very quickly and there's no way to say "ok enough I get it thank you" that doesn't make you look like a dickhead.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It's a legitimate goddamn union

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

:hmmyes:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Needs some commas or else it ends with an 'e'.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nang

Take that, prescriptivists!

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Knew my awful dad joke would catch at least one.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

:laugh:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Y'all shouldn't nag him too much for noting that nixing the possibility of n-g words was incorrect. Instead of nipping or nagging you should be nursing lest he be forced into nuking his nametag.

Dukes Mayo Clinic
Aug 31, 2009

pik_d posted:

Y'all shouldn't nag him too much for noting that nixing the possibility of n-g words was incorrect. Instead of nipping or nagging you should be nursing lest he be forced into nuking his nametag.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Sure nothing starts with an n and ends with a g, but do you know how to spell it?

I T

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



https://uproxx.com/life/stephen-king-microwave-salmon-review/

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
So.... daddy's mommy. Working? Doesn't the pole have to?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Yeah the kerning on that doesn't match up for the joke.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Kwyndig posted:

Yeah the kerning on that doesn't match up for the joke.

Keming :colbert:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Large Testicles posted:

The best part about these shirts is I remember like kids in 4th grade wearing them. Big Johnson Shirts were all the fuckin rage when I was in elementary school.

And the “Co-Ed Naked” shirts

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


The kerning is fine, it’s just that the baselines aren’t aligned.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

At first glance, I thought Daddy was Jesus being crucified.

That might make for a better decal.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Lincoln posted:

At first glance, I thought Daddy was Jesus being crucified.

That might make for a better decal.

Sky daddy's working the pole so mommy doesn't need to.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm working the pole right now op

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
If this is your first night in the thread you have to work the pole

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I'm glad someone else knows this :buddy:

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 15:30 on Apr 24, 2022

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Me, beating my son for enjoying some traditionally masc thing:

This is for your own good! The world is a soft, gentle place and you'll never make it out there as a manly boy. This hurts me more than it hurts you.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

I'm sorry ma'am your son is Ukranian

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


There's nothing wrong with liking farm equipment, everybody can enjoy that.

Tractors are cool, plots are neat, harvesters are awesome, plows make the dirt roll over. All of these things are excellent.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

im sorry to tell you op but you arent raising a son but a german.







Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

snergle posted:

im sorry to tell you op but you arent raising a son but a german.









Am I seriously supposed to believe she was playing a Switch edition game with a PS4 controller?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Who What Now posted:

Am I seriously supposed to believe she was playing a Switch edition game with a PS4 controller?

these god drat fake gamer girls will do anything for attention

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Who What Now posted:

Am I seriously supposed to believe she was playing a Switch edition game with a PS4 controller?

Demo stations often use a PC instead.

Deal with it.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I've got a widget on my switch that lets me use PS4 controllers. :colbert:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0786JC6VW/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_RBA755MFCTHJ2A1ZRYNH

God drat essential for any game that needs a good d-pad. I don't think I could've played, say, Celeste, without it. How the gently caress the company that invented the d-pad forgot how to make good ones I'll never know...

Imagined has a new favorite as of 22:34 on Apr 24, 2022

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Yeah there enough adapters and widgets and software hacks that you can use anything on anything

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Who What Now posted:

Am I seriously supposed to believe she was playing a Switch edition game with a PS4 controller?

There are 2 Switches on the table in front of the sign. We need to know that the sign above her says.

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