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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


They also come in a Big loving SCSI variety. But the interface is still only available in Lightning. :C

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Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Hirayuki posted:

They also come in a Big loving SCSI variety. But the interface is still only available in Lightning. :C
You could jam a USB-C cable in there.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Lurking Haro posted:

You could jam a USB-C cable in there.

My ex-girlfriend said this too. There's a reason she's now my ex.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Desert Bus posted:

My ex-girlfriend said this too. There's a reason she's now my ex.

Only use Made for iPhone cables for sounding or you can get an infection

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Arivia posted:

Only use Made for iPhone cables for sounding or you can get an infection

:getin:

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Arivia posted:

Only use Made for iPhone cables for sounding or you can get an infection

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9996959/Boy-15-gets-USB-cable-stuck-penis-sexual-experiment-gone-wrong.html

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Imagine jacking off so wrong the daily mail write an article about it.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
People who jack it goofy deserve just as much respect and dignity as the rest of us :colbert:

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

monolithburger posted:

People who jack it goofy deserve just as much respect and dignity as the rest of us :colbert:

going ya-hoo-hoo-hooey

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



How many times did he have to flip the connector over before it went in, though?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

monolithburger posted:

People who jack it goofy deserve just as much respect and dignity as the rest of us :colbert:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4786239/

quote:

Topical salicylates rarely produce systemic toxicity when used appropriately; however, methylsaliclyate can be absorbed through intact skin. Scrotal skin can have up to 40-fold greater absorption compared to other dermal regions. We report a unique case of salicylate poisoning resulting from the use of a methylsalicylate-containing rubefacient to facilitate masturbation in a male teenager.
(...)
On direct questioning, the patient denied ingesting aspirin or salicylate-containing products but eventually admitted to using an entire 60-gram tube of BENGAY®, which contains methylsalicylate, to facilitate masturbation the day prior to the ED presentation.

E: oh hi I thought this was the dangerous chemistry thread when I posted this.

Computer viking has a new favorite as of 02:42 on Apr 24, 2022

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


This one I did not remember. https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1517292148651028480

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
lol wtf are they talking about? If you're copying a tape, the "magnetic head fluctuations" would be in the VCR that is recording, not the VCR that is playing the tape into another machine. Unless these chemicals are so reactive that they light the tape on fire if they are in the same room as a recording VCR.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



they are lying

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Cojawfee posted:

lol wtf are they talking about? If you're copying a tape, the "magnetic head fluctuations" would be in the VCR that is recording, not the VCR that is playing the tape into another machine. Unless these chemicals are so reactive that they light the tape on fire if they are in the same room as a recording VCR.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Does anyone know if it was a lie?

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Maybe it wasn't a lie because they actually believed it

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
That reminds me of the time a kid I went to highschool with (so around 1995-1999) told me he got his hands on a computer virus that would spin the hard drive so fast it would melt or catch on fire. I can't remember which. I told him "Awesome! I've got an old hard drive I could destroy, let me check it out!" But apparently it was "too powerful" to spread around.

Edit: I should probably mention that I knew it was BS at the time, it was just an easy way to call out his lying without outright doing so.

Desert Bus has a new favorite as of 05:56 on Apr 24, 2022

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


I'm pretty sure "magnetic head fluctuations" is just a fancy way to describe Macrovision copy protection.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Thread.

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1423369057181454339

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Both of the IBM Executive Workstations 8-Bit Guy wrecked are in the hands of more capable enthusiasts and are being fixed (details on the second in the comments) https://youtu.be/Ah9Rh1xxWn0

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
If it was real I think you'd still be responsible if you set my VRC/TV/House on fire.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Croccers posted:

If it was real I think you'd still be responsible if you set my VRC/TV/House on fire.

That's the reason why those things are empty threats. Anything that suddenly and violently destroys your property or your person is bound to be liable for the damages it causes. It's not like a VCR tape is a cop, who can just waltz into your house and break anything they want because they have a warrant.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1430001266894282754?s=20&t=Gj9ztmFj-zzxcBz-dGTdkA

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 16:25 on Apr 26, 2022

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Or in the early days of CD burning:

Disc
In,
Suddenly
Coaster

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

Kwyndig posted:

That's the reason why those things are empty threats. Anything that suddenly and violently destroys your property or your person is bound to be liable for the damages it causes. It's not like a VCR tape is a cop, who can just waltz into your house and break anything they want because they have a warrant.

Yeah but the Macrovision type copy protections sure makes your recorded tape look like it got a virus — if you are Bob Normalguy and think jumpy, flickering, blurred and noisy images is what getting a virus looks like (which you would since movies and TV pictures it so)

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Kwyndig posted:

That's the reason why those things are empty threats. Anything that suddenly and violently destroys your property or your person is bound to be liable for the damages it causes. It's not like a VCR tape is a cop, who can just waltz into your house and break anything they want because they have a warrant.
Or if they're big enough they get a couple tiny settlements and no actual consequences.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.


Oddity Archive (a channel of inconsistent quality that I tend to enjoy) did a bit about this. I think the funniest thing is that it was something that nobody in their right mind would try to copy, like public domain cartoons or footage of kittens or something.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Another of Dana Sibera's creations...

https://twitter.com/NanoRaptor/status/1520012307216039936?s=20&t=FCDGjmHdJEyUYeEwPsodVg

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

One of the most useless features possible on an Apple laptop. A good idea on paper, but in practice, all the controls end up more useful interacted with via the main screen.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Love to have my usual F-shortcuts (Command+Brightness Down) replaced by an ever-changing contextual menu slider.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.



The most important question is whether it plays the OS 8 (and beyond) sound effects when you interact with it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
my buddy sent me some kpop images and this gal is using a computer I've never seen:

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

LifeSunDeath posted:

my buddy sent me some kpop images and this gal is using a computer I've never seen:



It's a NEC Simplem from 1999/2000.

-e-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMwrMJ8mMN4

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


god, I forgot about that! it was even worse than i remembered!

Slavik
May 10, 2009

I slightly remember this one as a reason we didn't dare copy videos from the rental shop, like the machines would burn out/explode. Silly to believe that looking back but I was young, my parents were not.

We did copy Robin Hood Prince of Thieves so I guess the actual anti piracy measures on a VHS tape were not always there.
You can bypass that just by recording onto a computer these days but how was it done in the 80/90's? Just a specific VCR that ignored the anti piracy signal?

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Slavik posted:

I slightly remember this one as a reason we didn't dare copy videos from the rental shop, like the machines would burn out/explode. Silly to believe that looking back but I was young, my parents were not.

We did copy Robin Hood Prince of Thieves so I guess the actual anti piracy measures on a VHS tape were not always there.
You can bypass that just by recording onto a computer these days but how was it done in the 80/90's? Just a specific VCR that ignored the anti piracy signal?

Either an VCR that didn't have the macrovision chip or a module that filtered the signal.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lurking Haro posted:

Either an VCR that didn't have the macrovision chip or a module that filtered the signal.

I was looking for a modern de-macrovision circuit a while ago and came up with nothing sadly. I kinda have uses for one.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

These "Video Stabilisers" were sold in the back of magazines. Obviously only intended to stabilise and restore your picture quality, nothing else.

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Slavik
May 10, 2009
Makes sense. We probably actually had that feature missing in one of our VCRs - It was a heafty top loading quirky VCR from at least 1981 which I think predates that copy protection.

Speaking of that VCR, my dad used it for recording family videos on our holidays from 81-88 - he would carry the entire VCR unit in one hand while having a camera on his shoulder. lot of weight. An overcomplicated setup but probably a cost saver given the year. Would blow his mind what a smartphone can do now especially in quality, weight and storage. I'll have to find a photo of the setup sometime when I head home.

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