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1.13 liters to freedom
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Apr 19, 2022 04:32
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May 9, 2024 23:02
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A shock rocker really gets into an obscure YouTube channel where a German talks about his model trains hobby.
Things escalate until eventually he appears on the channel. Wholsomeness ensues.
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Apr 19, 2022 10:24
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Arthur, King of the Britons, knocks on Frodo's door.
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Apr 19, 2022 13:32
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- google THIS
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Arthur, King of the Britons, knocks on Frodo's door.
The Riders of Rohan except they're on foot and followed around by servants clapping coconut halves together
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Apr 19, 2022 13:37
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The Riders of Rohan except they're on foot and followed around by servants clapping coconut halves together
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Apr 19, 2022 13:58
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- Karate Bastard
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There are some who call me...Gandalf
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Apr 19, 2022 14:23
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- Yinlock
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Pippin starts selling halfling leaf and goes by Fool of a Toke
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Apr 20, 2022 14:03
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- The Voice of Labor
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an aged frodo wistfully imaging a life that could've been. building a home together, raising children together, fishing barehanded with his precious, his smeagol
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Apr 20, 2022 19:54
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Optimous Prime vs. Ignominous Primate.
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Apr 20, 2022 21:15
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- Prof. Crocodile
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pamplemousse prime
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Apr 20, 2022 21:51
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Two savant detectives build imaginary mind palaces to store all the clues they gather, suspect lists, methods of investigation, etc...
Then one day they discover the door that links the two mind palaces together.
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Apr 21, 2022 11:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Paradigms
Crimes
A sign of the times
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Dissonant Engrams
Broadcast on pencams
Ben Gramms' man jam
Will break the logjam
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Apr 22, 2022
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Apr 22, 2022 11:12
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- Karate Bastard
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Hey buddy is it you or me who ate all the crazy pills?
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Apr 22, 2022 17:29
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Seems like a funny thing to say, because if I did, how would I know???
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Apr 22, 2022 17:51
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A kind little mouse!
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Some weird combination of cooking and poker. Like two or more chefs get handed mystery ingredients others can't see while there is a shared pool out on the countertop. They take turns talking about what they're going to make until others call out or at the end they have to make something with the ingredients they actually have and the tastiest dish wins the round.
works better with liars dice i think. each chef in a circle of chefs have a bunch of ingredients the others cant see in a barrel and they go around the circle saying what they can make with theirs. you can call someone out for lying and if they cant make it with whats in the barrel you win.
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Apr 23, 2022 04:30
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Liar, liar
Pants on fire
Frodo's in the Shire
Strumming on a lyre
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Apr 23, 2022 11:57
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Liar, liar
Pants on fire
Frodo's in the Shire
Strumming on a lyre
The rarely heard cut verse from Cat's In The Cradle.
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Apr 23, 2022 14:41
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tetris, if you hold the cart upside down the second "t" in the title is clearly meant to be a hand giving you the finger
sometimes when you complete a row the line just won't loving clear
games where you get nothing but clockwise facing z blocks
whenever you hit the drop button, or down on the d pad the current piece drops, as do the next two pieces
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Apr 24, 2022 09:00
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- Karate Bastard
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In mangas where the characters get full page roto zoomed with action lines onto their wide eyed faces aghast at something utterly pedestrian like "decanting from such height" or some dumb poo poo like that it's not that the characters get mindblown by the mundane. It's them bug eyed monstrosities going for your throat, thinking they can bust out of the panel if they throw themselves against it hard enough when you are off guard
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Apr 24, 2022 18:37
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- Karate Bastard
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Hang on that wasn't funny that was scary
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Apr 24, 2022 18:39
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Dr Crankenstein. He doesn't rob dead bodies under cloak of midnight to serve as components in his monstrous obsession to encroach upon God's domain and create a living being. He just snaps at people.
e: He's often mistaken for Victor Frankenstein who lives in the same neighbourhood in the gothic castle on the other end of town. This is one of the sources of his crankiness.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Apr 26, 2022
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Apr 26, 2022 14:59
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- Samuel Glompers
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Animal House but an awful update for fashion school, obnoxious voiceover guy talking about how "It's time to go goblin mode on campus!"
A trailer for a college loser comedy about a dude going to fashion school, by a totally out of touch screenwriter who hasn't made a movie since the 90's. Just knows absolutely loving nothing about actual fashion school.
There's a scene in the trailer with the an elite british history prof just furious, humiliating the main character in an oak as hell lecture hall like "Mr. Collins if you were to ask me to show you the MOST dripless man in all of hissstory, I would simply point and say 'congratulations!' " while the main character goes aw, mannn! And an audience of all women laugh, the screenwriter doesn't even think to include some gay guys it's just on the wavelength of "fashion is for girls!!"
Idk I'm stoned and ramblin 
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Apr 26, 2022 21:53
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"Guess what I am right now." (applies a shitload of concealer to his whole face) "I'm a zit, get it?"
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Apr 27, 2022 01:48
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Here's a joke that I wrote for Victor Borge some years ago. OK, I never sent it to him, and he was probably dead by the time I wrote it, but that doesn't detract from its funnyosity.
"I'm not a grand piano, but I do play one on TV!"
(sadly, you have to be old to get this one)
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Apr 28, 2022 03:06
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- google THIS
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Here's a joke that I wrote for Victor Borge some years ago. OK, I never sent it to him, and he was probably dead by the time I wrote it, but that doesn't detract from its funnyosity.
"I'm not a grand piano, but I do play one on TV!"
(sadly, you have to be old to get this one)
Mods plz change my username to Fliszt
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Apr 28, 2022 03:18
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hello... again!
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Romeo & Juliet but instead of Montague and Capulet it's Jingleheimer and Schmidt
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Apr 28, 2022 11:56
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- gleebster
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Only a howler
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A rose by my name too would smell as sweet
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Apr 28, 2022 15:02
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- google THIS
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You either die bored af, or you live long enough to see yourself become boring af
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Apr 28, 2022 19:29
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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A rose by my name too would smell as sweet
hehe
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Apr 28, 2022 19:55
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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A rose by my name too would smell as sweet
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Apr 29, 2022 02:35
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- The Voice of Labor
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age appropriate anti drug messaging. like a psa where a group of kids goad their friend into railing pop rocks and then his head explodes
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Apr 29, 2022 03:09
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or one where some kids roll some weed up in a page from a gideon's bible then become gideons
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Apr 29, 2022 03:17
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A game called Blundertale and it's just that one scene from Princess Bride.
You fell pray to one of the classic blunders!
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Apr 30, 2022 12:44
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I misread my own post as Blunderella and that's beter than what I put before.
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Apr 30, 2022 20:39
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May 9, 2024 23:02
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I called my cat Smelling Salts because it's farts can wake the dead.
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