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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/LLgUtBD.mp4

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D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:
:honk: :honk: motherfucker

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Swans: not even once

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QXbQFem.mp4

Gotta get those little pebbles out the tread before they cause a problem.

you gotta do a little self care from time to time

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

Id be more worried about what happens next now that he’s in the water still next to that fucker.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

SpaceCadetBob posted:

Id be more worried about what happens next now that he’s in the water still next to that fucker.

https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/killer-swan-blamed-for-mans-drowning

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Swans: not even once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSiMI7bClpQ

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Captain Hygiene posted:

Swans: not even once



My son is giving me the stink-eye because I yelled at him when he was getting ready to go down there & pet the cute swan.

Later, he looked up "Swans" on YT and had a chuckle.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

PainterofCrap posted:



My son is giving me the stink-eye because I yelled at him when he was getting ready to go down there & pet the cute swan.

Later, he looked up "Swans" on YT and had a chuckle.

You should have let your large adult son pet the swan

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



PainterofCrap posted:



My son is giving me the stink-eye because I yelled at him when he was getting ready to go down there & pet the cute swan.

Later, he looked up "Swans" on YT and had a chuckle.

It's a sad lesson, but everyone's gotta learn about em sometime

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Actual OSHA content in this article:

quote:

He was not wearing a life vest, Bilecki said.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

GotLag posted:

Actual OSHA content in this article:

What if the swan stole it?

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Someone once asked in an online discussion who would win between a swan and seagull in a bird fight.

Answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycjQgPPdVR0&t=128s - and that is me not posting the search result for swan kills a seagull to avoid animal snuff; don't gently caress with swans

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Apr 24, 2022

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rartx7Ht1U1su71og.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Straight to the top of the "I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that" playlist

tak
Jan 31, 2003

lol demowned
Grimey Drawer
That's something like 5000lb of shingles :dogstare:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcKTbFbwrxE

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1517565776684896264

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



OSHA IV: Hitting and launching molten iron into the air with a shovel is a very dangerous activity and must not be tried anywhere, but

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0lHu4CNAg

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Dang that bird got some rear end

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/j5IuQet.mp4

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
One weird trick to ensure you're physically destroyed before age 30. DOCTORS HATE IT!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
That was an odd choice for background music

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rasheo5sgi1qigfjt.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

the audio is real good.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LifeSunDeath posted:

the audio is real good.

:laffo: yes

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

I think I know where they can get a replacement window for the broken one.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.
https://twitter.com/tyomateee/status/1495402816223182851

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I like to think that's how you actually install those windows, only they should have smacked it in flatways instead

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Uthor posted:

I think I know where they can get a replacement window for the broken one.

It's like playing conkers, they're just trying to find the strongest window they can.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Aren't those supposed not to fall apart, like for safety?

moparacker
May 8, 2007

gbut posted:

Aren't those supposed not to fall apart, like for safety?

I’m not saying it wasn’t safe, it’s just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
The neat lamination safety glass that sticks together after shattering is very directional in withstanding forces because of the constraining forces between the laminate. There's certain code applications you use laminated safety glass, which combined with building forces coming from directions it generally hates, requires either making it brick shithouse thickness in frames that help load it accordingly or only being used in superficial applications.

Tempered/heat treated safety glasses will shatter but the shards are expected to be small and not very sharp comparatively. You still don't want to be underneath or around a panel shattering just because of the forces involved to do so and the size of it making phrases like 'comparatively' not fill you with confidence.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

gbut posted:

Aren't those supposed not to fall apart, like for safety?

I mean, who's trying to jump INTO a skyscraper?

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Scholtz posted:

I mean, who's trying to jump INTO a skyscraper?

There was that guy who tried repeatedly to jump OUT of one to demonstrate how safe the glass was, and was very successful in his demonstration. Until he wasn't.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

drat... they must've installed the window backwards...

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

zedprime posted:

The neat lamination safety glass that sticks together after shattering is very directional in withstanding forces because of the constraining forces between the laminate. There's certain code applications you use laminated safety glass, which combined with building forces coming from directions it generally hates, requires either making it brick shithouse thickness in frames that help load it accordingly or only being used in superficial applications.

Tempered/heat treated safety glasses will shatter but the shards are expected to be small and not very sharp comparatively. You still don't want to be underneath or around a panel shattering just because of the forces involved to do so and the size of it making phrases like 'comparatively' not fill you with confidence.

I can confirm you don't want to be around safety glass shattering, cause my buddy still has some rear windshield embedded in his face.

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Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

SyNack Sassimov posted:

There was that guy who tried repeatedly to jump OUT of one to demonstrate how safe the glass was, and was very successful in his demonstration. Until he wasn't.

If memory serves that guy didn't manage to finally smash the window, he managed to pop it out of the frame. Safety glass remained safe.

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