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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

ProfessorMarvel posted:

How do we know his hedge fund manager dad isn't filtering money through his failson 🤔

Because he fuked the cat.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

ProfessorMarvel posted:

How do we know his hedge fund manager dad isn't filtering money through his failson 🤔

Because Nathen is too stupid to serve even as a money laundry machine

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
The orange suit must be dry cleaned

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Heath posted:

The orange suit must be dry cleaned fumigated

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the hungry lazy cat needs to be sexier

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

GolfHole posted:

the hungry lazy cat needs to be sexier

At this point I'm convinced that a portion of the internet has developed a new mental worm where sexed up Garfield has slowly been losing its ironic bent

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Heath posted:

At this point I'm convinced that a portion of the internet has developed a new mental worm where sexed up Garfield has slowly been losing its ironic bent

ironic?

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1378539416738746370

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
lmao that forced laugh after he says suicide

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006



His future visage haunts the pictureframe glass. A looming specter of entergagement.

Luxrage
Jan 2, 2017

I have no idea what I'm doing!

This thread has been the gold standard of "maybe we should close the thread now"
"Wait, keep it open a little longer"
Because every time we thought things were going to die down, Nathfield comes out swinging with something even wilder than we could have imagined before.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Luxrage posted:

This thread has been the gold standard of "maybe we should close the thread now"
"Wait, keep it open a little longer"
Because every time we thought things were going to die down, Nathfield comes out swinging with something even wilder than we could have imagined before.

The thread may die down, but entergagement is forever

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm beginning to be concerned that the 'try-up' spirit is not catching on like wildfire :/

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Matlack Radio posted:



His future visage haunts the pictureframe glass. A looming specter of entergagement.

The early days of experimenting with duck lips in every single photo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Matlack Radio posted:



His future visage haunts the pictureframe glass. A looming specter of entergagement.

He actually looks human in this one.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

He still has the "hey I hurt my arm can you help me get these books into the back of my Beetle?" look in his eyes. loving chilling.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
I like that image because you can Nathan reflected in the glass as he takes the photo. Having read this thread that silhouette is a dark specter of megalomania and Garfield obsession that dwells even within teen Nathan.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

He still has the "hey I hurt my arm can you help me get these books into the back of my Beetle?" look in his eyes. loving chilling.

Why would you put your books on the engine?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Escape From Noise posted:

Why would you put your books on the engine?

No I mean the back seat of the car what do you mean why is the passenger seat gone that's perfectly normal.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
The thing about this car being Garf proof... ya reaaally gotta be sitting in my seat

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

He still has the "hey I hurt my arm can you help me get these books into the back of my Beetle?" look in his eyes. loving chilling.

Was he a great big cat person?

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

Was he a great big cat person?

lmao

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

Was he a great big cat person?

nice

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Garfield Eats, But Who's Buying?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Nothing from Nathen for a few days. I hope some pitiful slave fan generous volunteer is scripting some new off the wall official Nathfield action rn.

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


Scientastic posted:

Woah, I didn’t know Nathen had written another masterpiece of highly charged political theatre:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u_c2HSx54lk

No dance number in this one, sadly

Credit to him I guess for not purging his entire YouTube history

The actors all did a pretty good job of playing Nathen Mazri.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

BigBadSteve posted:

Nothing from Nathen for a few days. I hope some pitiful slave fan generous volunteer is scripting some new off the wall official Nathfield action rn.
There's a distinctly non-zero chance he's ended up in a Saudi prison.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Knormal posted:

There's a distinctly non-zero chance he's ended up in a Saudi prison.

If this is the case the thread won't be closed because we're gonna need updates as they come in

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I'm sure Nathen can just ask the prison guard to post on Instagram for him

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
"fork jail vs real jail"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

He’s alive he’s just vibin.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
...there was a jingle?

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
I would consider myself a Garfield Eats Enthusiast, and I don't think I've ever heard a jingle.

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
ba-ba-ba-ba-baaah, i'm purgin' the earth of boomers in a cleansing fire

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Didn't he do love me feed me don't leave me set to music or something, for some reason I feel like that exists

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
It was probably that "Love Me, Feed Me..." song that Nathen made on his computer which he also put in the trailer of that reality series he also thought should exist.

EDIT: beaten like how the laws of demand and good taste beat Nathen's business plan

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

He’s alive he’s just vibin.



Nathen licensing Sonic would be… powerful. Possibly too powerful.
:doit:

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

david_a posted:

Nathen licensing Sonic would be… powerful. Possibly too powerful.
:doit:

Incredibly cursed

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