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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Is not quite "cute" though. More like gorgeous, fabulous

https://twitter.com/worldbirds32/status/1464857440340656134

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Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r1m2xh6AUb1vb46le.mp4

xarph
Jun 18, 2001


:frogsiren: WREX UPDATE WITH VIDEO :frogsiren:

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Bottle fed kittens are so cute while they're not in solid foods yet, but you do have to feed them a lot.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Kwyndig posted:

Bottle fed kittens are so cute while they're not in solid foods yet, but you do have to feed them a lot.

I had this one that my SO promised me was weaned. But I had to do the butt wiping thing.

I could handle the milk warming but not too warm thing but I feel like I failed on the anus licking.

It needed its mother.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
Just a heads up for next time, you can use a warm wash cloth instead of your tongue. hth.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

xposting

CONTENT WARNING: THIS POSSUM IS VERY SMOL







DOUBLE CONTENT WARNING: AND VERY TIRED. IT'S HARD WORK LOOKING THAT CUTE

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Boba Pearl posted:

Just a heads up for next time, you can use a warm wash cloth instead of your tongue. hth.

Fool me twice, I don't get fooled again

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1518355852176281601?s=20&t=EB64mHyrVZvM7Fgzm0-wiw

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1518328424548507648?s=20&t=CStyVMr6KxDy7PKwhArcbg

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Watch this man get brutally mauled by a furious Tortoise in his own garden.

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

https://twitter.com/frailgesture/status/1517524417709965313

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
The other cat definitely put him up to it and it hanging back to see how the plan goes.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



omg :kimchi:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/CatWorkers/status/1517860136978690048

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

If a cat gently pats you with their paw it is against federal law to not do what they want.

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.


If you owe a turtle money they will collect one way or another.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

"Why isn't this working? My cousin in the Koopa army said humans die when you touch them..."

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Like I said in this or another thread where that vid was posted, that tortoise ain't mad, it's horny af and sees that shoe as a possible mate.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

spookykid posted:

Like I said in this or another thread where that vid was posted, that tortoise ain't mad, it's horny af and sees that shoe as a possible mate.

Nah, I've seen a tortoise try to gently caress a boot before and it didn't use headbutting

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




withak posted:

The other cat definitely put him up to it and it hanging back to see how the plan goes.

The other cat is orange. He does not know what is happening around him

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_raklrvaL4n1vb46le.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

flavor.flv posted:

The other cat is orange. He does not know what is happening around him

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_raklrvaL4n1vb46le.mp4

HALP! I'm TRABT!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




drat these punk cockatoos (punkatoos??) are cool

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

flavor.flv posted:

The other cat is orange. He does not know what is happening around him

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_raklrvaL4n1vb46le.mp4

I needed this laugh this morning, thank you!

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I wonder if it's just a coincidence but every orange cat I've met has been that particular combination of extremely sweet and extremely dim.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


PurpleXVI posted:

I wonder if it's just a coincidence but every orange cat I've met has been that particular combination of extremely sweet and extremely dim.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



PurpleXVI posted:

I wonder if it's just a coincidence but every orange cat I've met has been that particular combination of extremely sweet and extremely dim.

Checks out with ZuZu



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


It's not like other cats are particularly bright.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


white cats are deaf
orange cats are dumb
black cats are evil

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
I have 2 orange cats (both male) and 2 black cats (both female) and they are all pretty different from each other

One of the blacks is the sweetest and most passive cat Ive ever seem; the other is a little monster who likes bullying other cats and also my chickens

Both the oranges are sweet with people, but one is also nice with other cats while the other can be quite a devil with feline friends (and he is somewhat big). None of them seems specially dumb

edit: Im saying: not to sound like that crazy lady from the famous reddit post, but these kind of "racial stereotypes" for cat colors are all bullshit

Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 17:16 on Apr 25, 2022

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Elias_Maluco posted:

I have 2 orange cats (both male) and 2 black cats (both female) and they are all pretty different from each other

One of the blacks is the sweetest and most passive cat Ive ever seem; the other is a little monster who likes bullying other cats and also my chickens

Both the oranges are sweet with people, but one is also nice with other cats while the other can be quite a devil with feline friends (and he is somewhat big). None of them seems specially dumb

edit: Im saying: not to sound like that crazy lady from the famous reddit post, but these kind of "racial stereotypes" for cat colors are all bullshit

lol what's the famous reddit post

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
I cant find it now, but that one about 2 cats in an office. Some lady in the office got offended the other said orange cats were dumb (the orange cat mentioned in the story did seemed quite dumb, though) and complained she was using racial stereotypes or something like that

edit: the lady also tried to butter the orange cat to try to stimulate him to groom himself more
edit 2: found it https://www.upworthy.com/the-epic-saga-of-workplace-cats-jean-and-jorts?rebelltitem=6#rebelltitem6

Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 17:27 on Apr 25, 2022

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


The cat was named Jorts and was an internet celebrity for about a minute and a half after that.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Adding Tyrion as another data point confirming this.



Side note: Naming him that guaranteed he would grow to be one of the largest cats I've ever owned.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Elias_Maluco posted:

I cant find it now, but that one about 2 cats in an office. Some lady in the office got offended the other said orange cats were dumb (the orange cat mentioned in the story did seemed quite dumb, though) and complained she was using racial stereotypes or something like that

edit: the lady also tried to butter the orange cat to try to stimulate him to groom himself more
edit 2: found it https://www.upworthy.com/the-epic-saga-of-workplace-cats-jean-and-jorts?rebelltitem=6#rebelltitem6

using coat color to be racist against cats is nonsensical

if you want to feline racism right, you have to do it based on their geographic origin, fax

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:wth:

https://twitter.com/rayphoto22/status/1518423496577142784?s=20&t=kGoPOuf5SjF52GyCZIe0_g

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
ginger cats aren't 'dumb' they're just really spacey

it's like saying someone with ataxia is dumb

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Goon Boots posted:

using coat color to be racist against cats is nonsensical

if you want to feline racism right, you have to do it based on their geographic origin, fax

The point wasn't to equate it with racism, I don't think, it's that there's no scientific evidence for a connection between coat color and intelligence absent other differences like breed.

That is, it's cultural memes and confirmation bias.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Regarde Aduck posted:

ginger cats aren't 'dumb' they're just really spacey

it's like saying someone with ataxia is dumb

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Ror posted:

white cats are deaf
orange cats are dumb
black cats are evil

What cats are blind? And is a cat of all three colors good at pinball?

PurpleXVI posted:

I wonder if it's just a coincidence but every orange cat I've met has been that particular combination of extremely sweet and extremely dim.

My understanding is a significant majority of orange cats are male, and some of my friends have been making jokes about himbos, so I can't help but connect the two ideas

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