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kntfkr posted:Regards, Not enough naming and shaming of these scum
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Crackbone posted:I know there are people that loving MAGA'ed, but it's hard for me to conceive they are dumb enough to put all of that in writing. I had a client host a mandatory prayer session for Romneys victory over Obama so yes, they do.
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Critical posted:Boomer rear end in a top hat bosses losing their minds (and consequently their entire workforce) is the theme of the day apparently. What’s especially wild about this is that it’s easy to rework into standard capitalistic double-speak: Someone who isn’t a mustache-twirling psychopath posted:Hello team, So it takes a hugely stupid person to step on this rake.
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Blue Moonlight posted:So it takes a hugely stupid person to step on this rake. A business owner!
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A job creator!
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Critical posted:Boomer rear end in a top hat bosses losing their minds (and consequently their entire workforce) is the theme of the day apparently. Stop blocking out company names. These dickheads need to be named and shamed as an example to the rest. Efb Mister Facetious posted:Not enough naming and shaming of these scum
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oh I absolutely would have shamed the prick I grabbed that from elsewhere because it blew my mind
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TotalLossBrain posted:A business owner! You've heard of HENRY, Now here comes FONSY! Future Owner Not Sociopathic Yet
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The mystery of the emails to nowhere has been solved: Turns out that the person who was supposed to be receiving them was in the room when I brought up the issue but didn't know their own email address so he didn't speak up. He'd been complaining about not being able to open his (full) email to a long-since discontinued ticketing system and never mentioned it to anybody else.
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Better to keep ones mouth shut and appear foolish than open it and remove all doubt after all
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Asehujiko posted:The mystery of the emails to nowhere has been solved: Turns out that the person who was supposed to be receiving them was in the room when I brought up the issue but didn't know their own email address so he didn't speak up. He'd been complaining about not being able to open his (full) email to a long-since discontinued ticketing system and never mentioned it to anybody else. Please tell me the immediate next sentence was "so we're deprioritizing that then"
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Asehujiko posted:The mystery of the emails to nowhere has been solved: Turns out that the person who was supposed to be receiving them was in the room when I brought up the issue but didn't know their own email address so he didn't speak up. He'd been complaining about not being able to open his (full) email to a long-since discontinued ticketing system and never mentioned it to anybody else. At my last job we had a few /var/log/READTHISLOGHOLYSHIT files that were completely undocumented. We also had a few /home/username/EVENMOREIMPORTANTERRORSHERE files that were alluded to in our internal wiki but in the least obvious way. E: We also had load bearing bugs in our init scripts. Bad environment variables at the start that were compensated for in the case statement. goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Apr 23, 2022 |
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The baker who left/was fired for physically threatening a barista is back, and was there for my entire shift today, from beginning to end. I was squeezed into corners the whole time because either her stuff was sprawled out across both workstations in the kitchen, or she had one and my boss had the other. I barely had space (or time) to fry the 10 dozen donuts I have to prep every Saturday, since she had a giant pot of soup on the stove where we fry the donuts. Also noticed that this baker doesn’t get so much as a disapproving look for leaving her dishes in the three compartment sink or not ensuring the dishwasher racks are in the same place all the time. Fun fact, we had three workstations before the overnight kitchen reorganization. Now there are two, which makes having three people in the kitchen absolutely unworkable.
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Blue Moonlight posted:What’s especially wild about this is that it’s easy to rework into standard capitalistic double-speak: This would not stop this person losing half of their staff overnight which is a bigger problem than a potential lawsuit; by the time the workers got any kind of judgment against the business, which isn’t certain in any case, it would be defunct. people who ran a business for 30-40 years in lovely slack labor markets just straight up do not know how to react to a tight one.
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:The baker who left/was fired for physically threatening a barista is back, and was there for my entire shift today, from beginning to end. I was squeezed into corners the whole time because either her stuff was sprawled out across both workstations in the kitchen, or she had one and my boss had the other. I barely had space (or time) to fry the 10 dozen donuts I have to prep every Saturday, since she had a giant pot of soup on the stove where we fry the donuts. Also noticed that this baker doesn’t get so much as a disapproving look for leaving her dishes in the three compartment sink or not ensuring the dishwasher racks are in the same place all the time. 
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Barudak posted:I had a client host a mandatory prayer session for Romneys victory over Obama so yes, they do. Dang, I used to work at a MegaCorp that had sponsored a ballot initiative that our CEO was obsessed with and they put a giant sign in the lobby encouraging employees to vote for it and that came down real fast overnight after Legal/HR must have learned trying to tell your employees how to vote when they rely on their jobs for food/healthcare is probably extremely illegal.
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Those emails are likely fake anyway so blocking out the name is necessary to keep the fantasy intact.
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I’ve worked for a few small businesses in a town of ~50k people, so while there’s a chance that this and similar emails are fake, bosses like that absolutely do exist. It’s extremely plausible that their Boomer victim complex would combine with good old leaded gasoline fumes to produce such a screed.
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Interview with an Agile Coach in 2022 - Part 1 (4* minute joke video)
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Batterypowered7 posted:Interview with an Agile Coach in 2022 - Part 1 (4* minute joke video) Well that’s going into the teams chat for the all IT standup in the morning
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  Car Hater posted:Better to keep ones mouth shut and appear foolish than open it and remove all doubt after all 
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Batterypowered7 posted:Interview with an Agile Coach in 2022 - Part 1 (4* minute joke video)
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Welp just got told there are to be no checks cut this week due to "internal balance movements" and we have a "town hall" teams meeting with the president on Thursday. I estimate a 30% chance I get shitcanned via a teams call and 50% I get it on Friday.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Interview with an Agile Coach in 2022 - Part 1 (4* minute joke video) The person who made this has no idea what they're even trying to parody lol Like I get there are bad coaches out there but some of the stuff he says is actually correct
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Hopefully you've been looking for a new job since the "mostly unsuccessful data breach". Because if that wasn't a neon flashing warning sign I don't know what is.
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Motronic posted:Hopefully you've been looking for a new job since the "mostly unsuccessful data breach". Because if that wasn't a neon flashing warning sign I don't know what is. Oh yes I have feelers out. Honestly not stressed a bit, fairly confident I can pick something up quickly and I qualify for UA if they do let me go. I actually got a call from an old employer for a position not in accounting but I think my price scared them off.
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Elephant Ambush posted:The person who made this has no idea what they're even trying to parody lol I don't think this makes you/Agile sound as a good as you think it does... Your point is basically that even someone deliberately parodying Agile is saying some things that are "correct"? Someone deliberately trying to be ridiculous is saying things you agree with.
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Agile believers are true believers. it doesn't matter if it works for anyone else or not, lol
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Process over progress. If your paycheck/employment depends on being a capital A "Agile <whatever>" the output is not what you are incentivized to pay attention to.
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I don't believe any of those things and it's really funny how you all jump to insane conclusions. There are unfortunately unwavering hardcore agile cultists but the opposing online army of weirdos not even trying to improve things in any way and blaming agile coaches for failure instead of poor leadership is also awful. Agility shouldn't be forced where it doesn't make sense. I'm in a situation like that right now with a team I'm coaching and I've asked to be put with a different team because imposing scrum on that team will actually slow them down and cause problems but this incredibly weird goony hivemind that insists that agility is always bad and wrong all the time is extremely stupid also.
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agile makes literally no sense outside of software development and people shouldn't try to apply it as such
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Looks like it's time for another Agile Fight! Full disclosure: I basically have no idea what it is.
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There are ideas from Agile that can be productively used in other fields, but it's not something you can just import wholesale and expect good things.
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We need to set up an Agile process for posting.
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boar guy posted:agile makes literally no sense outside of software development and people shouldn't try to apply it as such Completely agreed, and even then, I disagree with using agile on ALL software development projects. Sometimes it’s nice to have an actual finished product instead of launching with Scientastic fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Apr 25, 2022 |
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A guy in contract negotiation got asked to design a minimum viable product contract and I think he began debating how long it would take the police to arrive after he started his rampage.
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Zil posted:We need to set up an Agile process for posting. I post, and receive immediate feedback, and it does not change how I post.
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Agile just sounds like a buzzword managers use to make themselves sound important to a company run by boomers.
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grah! six sigma! employee book club! agile! GGOB! data audit! the green m and m! ebidta! ADP! onsite gym! bob seger's thoughts on stage! are we a company yet? grah!
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