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Vampire Panties posted:- jet kid banned Elon said he wants to come out with an Edit Tweet feature but when someone asked him about how it would work he basically just described delete and repost
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/1518579910805270529?s=20&t=mNDN2Zpv_8EhQbsMAvv2vw yeah but that would take self reflection on their part.
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WhyteRyce posted:Elon said he wants to come out with an Edit Tweet feature but when someone asked him about how it would work he basically just described delete and repost "I invented delete and repost"
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Trump is so poor that he's mothballed Trump Force One and is travelling on some tiny pity jet that a GOP donor has loaned him.
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We'll all have to watch that Wario SNL clip in order to tweet, and they'll use some kind of facial recognition software to ensure you actually laugh at it. If you don't laugh then twitter automatically tweets that you're a pedophile.
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Dementropy posted:I definitely need to dig out my account (also from around like 2008). My wife uses Tumblr regularly because it's generally a friendlier, more creative, and smarter community than other platforms. I'm also intrigued by their new non-segmented marketing that just allows people to blast posts to random strangers. For those not in the know, Tumblr Blaze, quite possibly the site's first successful way to make money, was implemented last week or so. It allows users to spend  to blast a sfw shitpost to 2500 completely random users. A group of catholic tradwives did a big blast to gain conversions, but their ads are getting dunked on and the mockeries are getting reblogged far more than the originals. Tumblr gets its money either way so they don't care, and the community gets new content organically - an advertising whale fall. What a world!
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Lmao Also I'd be shocked if Elon doesn't abuse women too.
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Vampire Panties posted:TBH it'll probably something stupid like LinkedIn surging to prominence. People already love it as Facebook-lite and it has a corporate veneer of believability. They could even take a giant throwback move from Facebook and require a corporate email address to create an account The next Twitter is going to be something not on anybody radar at the moment. It'll be something like a website designed to share knitting patterns or figting game character tier lists or other stuff that's impenetrable to outsiders that has a small but dedicated user group who use it for a bit more than was intended and then in the days when Twitter is burning, it winds up breaking out. What I'm saying is if Jeffery plays his cards right, Something Awful can be weirdly relevant again.
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Random Stranger posted:The next Twitter is going to be something not on anybody radar at the moment. It'll be something like a website designed to share knitting patterns or figting game character tier lists or other stuff that's impenetrable to outsiders that has a small but dedicated user group who use it for a bit more than was intended and then in the days when Twitter is burning, it winds up breaking out. that maintenance we had was to prepare us to go from 5k concurrent users to 500 million
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Dementropy posted:I definitely need to dig out my account (also from around like 2008). My wife uses Tumblr regularly because it's generally a friendlier, more creative, and smarter community than other platforms. I'm also intrigued by their new non-segmented marketing that just allows people to blast posts to random strangers. Dammit, is that where all these posts are coming from?
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AARD VARKMAN posted:that maintenance we had was to prepare us to go from 5k concurrent users to 500 million 
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Dapper_Swindler posted:lol you sad gently caress. he will abandon your dumb rear end in a heartbeat if he is invited back. christ nunes is a sad sack of poo poo. Devin Nunes should be held up as an warning example for kids of what you will end up like if you are a disingenuous sack of poo poo who lies about everything, and don't care about anybody but yourself, and have no intellectual curiosity, and are a Putin-loving traitor. BE FOREWARNED, CHILDREN......
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AARD VARKMAN posted:that maintenance we had was to prepare us to go from 5k concurrent users to 500 million it's time to prepare for a post-web 3.0 economy
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Slight credit to Lowtax, though: I do appreciate the fact that SA is one of the last online spaces that isn't a wholly owned subsidiary of Amazon, Google, or some other behemoth.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Devin Nunes should be held up as an warning example for kids of what you will end up like if you are a disingenuous sack of poo poo who lies about everything, and don't care about anybody but yourself, and have no intellectual curiosity, and are a Putin-loving traitor. i think he is a true believe moron who also thinks trump wont stab him in the back or let him hang because he is a deluded loyal moron.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Slight credit to Lowtax, though: I do appreciate the fact that SA is one of the last online spaces that isn't a wholly owned subsidiary of Amazon, Google, or some other behemoth. what about the various chan boards and such?
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Dementropy posted:https://twitter.com/MurphyAJC/status/1518366548586639363 
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Dapper_Swindler posted:what about the various chan boards and such? Oh, true. I've never checked out the chans in depth because, honestly, I've associated it with pepes and online Nazis (I know not everyone on there is like that).
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:I know I'm just screaming into the void here, but this makes me irrationally angry.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh3t49NsWBA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHyGpFncovU
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Oh, true. I've never checked out the chans in depth because, honestly, I've associated it with pepes and online Nazis (I know not everyone on there is like that). i mean agreed but they are probably bigger then SA at some point. the only reason no one cares about SA is because we are dying gay antique forum.
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1518602585233670144 Encouraging the French to revolt is like encouraging the Mongolians to form a horde. Seems a little culturally insensitive for our republican representatives tbh
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It's going to be funny when whatever safe, corporate-backed Twitter alternative immediately replaces Twitter, but everyone still calls shortform microblogging "tweeting" and then "tweet" and "a twitter" just become generic terms like "googling".
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Tipps posted:For those not in the know, Tumblr Blaze, quite possibly the site's first successful way to make money, was implemented last week or so. It allows users to spend while this explanation is accurate I feel like it undersells the impact of how widely the tradcaths got dunked on tumblr user paula-of-christ sponsored this post, to which the response was KUNG POW PENIS  she operated a catholic ask blog which has been shut down because having your ask box is open is not a useful endeavor once the swarm turned against you  the net effect is that an apparently thriving subnetwork of weird tradcath tumblrs were revealed to exist and have been run off the site. i love this hellsite
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When the foundation of your house is rotten and crumbling, you don't retile the kitchen floor and call it a day; you fix the foundation. In the 1960s, we retiled the floor by addressing many of the effects of systemic racism, but we left the foundation to continue rotting and maga is the result.
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I can't wait for Elon to buy twitter because he's going to infect it with his terminal uncoolness and it'll become a ghost town. Gonna laugh as all the kids jump away to the next big thing and twitter becomes worthless.
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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1518625763267956736 Who can blame her for not remembering such an unimportant thing.
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Tristesse posted:I can't wait for Elon to buy twitter because he's going to infect it with his terminal uncoolness and it'll become a ghost town. Gonna laugh as all the kids jump away to the next big thing and twitter becomes worthless. I hope he renders Twitter worthless and that 50 billion is just flushed down the toilet. He just needs to do that eight or nine more times and he'll only be 106 times richer than me, instead of 107 times.
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Asterite34 posted:I hope he renders Twitter worthless and that 50 billion is just flushed down the toilet. the outcomes here are: 1) Musk fucks around for a month, gets bored, fucks off. Status quo prevails. 2) against all odds, musk somehow makes twitter better. A win. 3) Musk makes twitter actively and significantly worse. Users leave, site relevance plunges, Twitter dies a slow death. Also a win 4). elon makes twitter worse but it keeps on going because of inertia. everything gets worse but probably ends with 3.
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priznat posted:Oh dang. It was this: "Duh, why do people keep calling us snowflakes and children? Duh der dee durr" I'll bet of he whole convoy there's at least 80% that have called 911 on a Burger King drive thru
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Shishkahuben posted:given that he's running as a democrat I can't help but feel this is some sort of weird performative thing to get people to give him a microphone to talk into dont you need to get something like endorsement from the party youre running as? how does this fucko get a D next to his ballot box?
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