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cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Rarity posted:

Omega/Okada was great but it would have been better if Omega was angry about a shampoo commercial

Could you even imagine if Kenny vs tanahashi happened in ddt and it was over a shampoo commercial instead of the soul of wrestling. That's possibly the only thing that could top Kenny vs Okada 4.

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


cagliostr0 posted:

Could you even imagine if Kenny vs tanahashi happened in ddt and it was over a shampoo commercial instead of the soul of wrestling. That's possibly the only thing that could top Kenny vs Okada 4.

Okada/Tanahashi 2 the PowerPoint presentation match make it happen

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

coconono posted:

but I do love titties.

same

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Okada/Tanahashi 2 the PowerPoint presentation match make it happen

Njpw did give us Kota ibushi vs a white board marker which was a close fought battle before interference by tanahashi

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Hoss Corncave posted:

That N00FaysataII has some interesting tweets, that's for sure.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


cagliostr0 posted:

Njpw did give us Kota ibushi vs a white board marker which was a close fought battle before interference by tanahashi

Also Tanahashi gave a power point presentation as part of a match in DDT in 2015

A talking coyote
Jan 14, 2020


This dude has to be bot or something right? Like how do you spend that much time tweeting about how every company except WWE is mega racist? Where do you find the time in the day?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

A talking coyote posted:

This dude has to be bot or something right? Like how do you spend that much time tweeting about how every company except WWE is mega racist? Where do you find the time in the day?

I bet it's Alfred's burner.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

A talking coyote posted:

This dude has to be bot or something right? Like how do you spend that much time tweeting about how every company except WWE is mega racist? Where do you find the time in the day?

I think he's just mentally ill.

https://twitter.com/N00FaysataII/status/1517979560775663616?t=XvwXNYlGizKsmxR11nHlaQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/N00FaysataII/status/1517993525127827457?t=CGiP8fp3Z0hVo3sGujy2rg&s=19

https://twitter.com/N00FaysataII/status/1518062678157189128?t=IOya6Fnkvxyyimnq0QNNlg&s=19

https://twitter.com/N00FaysataII/status/1518031640580210688?t=urhIytNfNKNwO3SkKlcdvA&s=19

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Yeah this guy seems both deranged and homophobic.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I thought we decided we were done dropping takes that were just straight up bigotry?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/JauckorP/status/1516990966359642112?t=7upDvPoFPaSCPnN5Zo8CgA&s=19

e: wait this is a recurring theme in the replies to that

https://twitter.com/nonstoptalent/status/1516998133628157952?t=6LB6z8shX-pkfupPChdEWQ&s=19

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://twitter.com/N00FaysataII/status/1518004851971694593

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

lmfao noooo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


villain origin story

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/520titan/status/1517975692213850112

https://twitter.com/520titan/status/1517981974392041472

https://twitter.com/520titan/status/1517257929635758080

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



This WWF junkie guy has been featured here before but he's got to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the Internet. Being this specifically and accurately wrong is kind of impressive really.

https://twitter.com/jessithebuckeye/status/1518270899715284997

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


Wasn't it revealed at some point that he's like... 50 years old?

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

sleepwalkers posted:

Wasn't it revealed at some point that he's like... 50 years old?

Pretty much while he was thirsting after GirlOnCinema before she turned down his advances and he turned on her.

He's also the one that said Rampage ratings sucked because AEW fans were too busy going out on dates on Friday nights in what wasn't the incredible own he will have inevitably thought.

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


He's definitely the king of making stupid predictions and acting smug about it. He was also gloating about how New Japan and WWE were going to form a partnership.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
The account seems to exist only to post whatever annoys the AEW fans most. Being wrong probably doesn't really matter to him.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I think he was also the guy who claimed he didn't watch the first Battle of the Belts or a Saturday Rampage or something because he was with his wife, unlike the loser virgin AEW fans watching wrestling but then if you looked at his timeline during that Saturday night he was whining about the AEW show he claimed he didn't watch.

Then when pressed on the details of his marriage he made it really obvious that he's either single or divorced. Just a total mush brain.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
more bad takes from people not being willfully disingenuous or bigoted, imo

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Here's some finely aged bad takes from 2011
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/890889-wwe-the-25-worst-wrestling-promotions-ever

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





lmao @ DDT being called the 10th worst promotion of all time for being 'too goofy to enjoy' in the same year that they produced the greatest match of all time

Venomous fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Apr 24, 2022

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



loving Dilbert with the lamest taste in wrestling. Stick to terrible office based humour Dilbert.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Takes a really bad brain to call CZW the worst promotion of all time when XPW also exists and is on the list. Also no sign of 3PW, Blue Meanies old promotion which from memory was just as grimy and sleazy as XPW, though without Rob Black which gains it points

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Czw at number one is such an indictment of that list. And saying ophidian vs human tornado was bad is a next level bad take

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
I'm going to defend Ryan because I believe that this was one of his first articles after getting promoted to a position where he had to do 5 BR-style articles a day. He quickly got much better at it.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

cody...i'm sorry...i luv u...

https://twitter.com/BrittanyMMoreno/status/1518388522645868546?s=20&t=XAesGYCBW8o6frtCR70O7w

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

yeah that hbk guy showed up in my mentions along with a bunch of other BUT AEW IS RACIST JUST ASK SWOLE truthers so I had to tweet this because twitter never changes

https://twitter.com/ratfacedmoonboy/status/1518533325165584385

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
The worst wrestling promotion of all time is WWE and nothing else comes close.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

davidbix posted:

I'm going to defend Ryan because I believe that this was one of his first articles after getting promoted to a position where he had to do 5 BR-style articles a day. He quickly got much better at it.

Is getting "better" at writing 5 BR-style article a day a good or bad thing?

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

Not shocked the dude rocking a Principal of Zeon icon is asking for "strong, authoritative leaders"

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Atom Smol

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Thank God Adam Cole shoot hijacked the production van, interrupted the broadcast, and made an announcement.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



The last sentence of that second comment is one of the most deranged things I have ever read online.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

davidbix posted:

I'm going to defend Ryan because I believe that this was one of his first articles after getting promoted to a position where he had to do 5 BR-style articles a day. He quickly got much better at it.

this is the second time i've caught you defending poo poo heads due to work reasons. well i'm here to say: i wonder what work-related skeletons you have in your closet, david............

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

just fooling. I ruined an innocent person's life, and possibly contributed to something extremely bad for another person, but not in a way that you get in any trouble. so i wouldn't throw stones if i wasn't fooling. just one of those things you do with friends and to keep from getting too sad

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