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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Tbf that’s America too

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Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
You false flag tennessee everyone starts shitposting 'now post the after pic'

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://twitter.com/JoaJuan2/status/1518538272972099584?s=20&t=E26EK55qxqybuMWmNpgceQ

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

IIRC there was a helicopter parked on its deck in the footage of it being towed.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1518618260165599234?t=f7Ff_jfSfh0aHDZ6s5c8jw&s=19

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



Lame :(

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
At this point, unless it's plainly real, I discount all sources that aren't in theater or official accounts.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/francska1/status/1518545733242212356
oh, my God. The thread, but particularly
https://twitter.com/francska1/status/1518596830661066752
https://twitter.com/ElenaProdan12/status/1518624589298999302

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I always knew Sims 3 players were bad news.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

1000 rounds for 6 makarovs and a shotgun? Theyd be shooting until christmas with all the stoppages

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Tag yourself. I'm the anarcho-punk band shirt next to the national socialism flag.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

"what would a Ukrainian terror cell wear??"

This green wig and brand new swastika t-shirt with crease lines will surely be readily believed

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I was about to say that looks nothing like a side scan sonar picture:



Notice the shadow. Anyway, doubtful that anyone except the Russian navy is doing any kind of scanning in that area right now.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



https://twitter.com/dumbordark/status/1518657659444117506?s=21&t=htbYYYrVdBrb_QgmUG1Cqg

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



Looks like someone in the Russian staff had a couple of neurons fire in the correct order and actually came up with decent strategy that isn't just "kill everyone."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/wor...post_type=share

Attacking rail infrastructure could be very bad, if, well they have any more missiles left of course.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

FrozenVent posted:

I was about to say that looks nothing like a side scan sonar picture:



Notice the shadow. Anyway, doubtful that anyone except the Russian navy is doing any kind of scanning in that area right now.

I’m amazed that passive sonar has this resolution.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

A.o.D. posted:

The idea that the refinery attack could be a false flag seems absurd. First, it's a legitimate military target near but not inside a population center. Second, its destruction jeopardizes Russia's ability to supply their mechanized forces. Third, it discredits their air defense.

However, when weighed against everything Russia has done so far in this war, I GUESS, MAYBE?!?

It could also simply be an industrial accident caused by overfilling tanks with fuel that was supposed to go to Belgorod. A massive blunder yes, but a fine opportunity to blame the Ukrainians as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bn4Krb-HoI

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Blind Rasputin posted:

I’m amazed that passive sonar has this resolution.

It's very much not passive.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/juliaioffe/status/1518689938719621121

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

lol oh my god that's exactly what happened holy poo poo

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Jasper Tin Neck posted:

It could also simply be an industrial accident caused by overfilling tanks with fuel that was supposed to go to Belgorod. A massive blunder yes, but a fine opportunity to blame the Ukrainians as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bn4Krb-HoI

You can also do stuff like this with teh cyeberz.

I'd probably lean toward's Occam's RPG in this case though.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

McNally posted:

lol oh my god that's exactly what happened holy poo poo

Said it before, you spend years deliberately shaping a society where nobody gives a poo poo about anything and this is what you end up with.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Lmao the Russians did some "Happy Birthday insert name" poo poo

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





did they not even think to maybe, idk, make ANY of it not look brand new?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

did they not even think to maybe, idk, make ANY of it not look brand new?

best part is that's not even what a new Ukrainian passport even looks like lol

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Still stuck on 3 copies of Sims 3. How the gently caress did they even find that :laffo:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

It's clearly the base game and two expansions, and yes i wear the black sun

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Had to include the expansion that added the controversial antisemitism mood bar.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/uaweapons/status/1518707954660397057?s=21&t=eGZNt_droMTV_jfiOKMpEw

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

A.o.D. posted:

The dude is about as tankie as they come. Hell he even says that the war crimes in Chechnya were because Russia took their cue from the US in Afghanistan and wanted the US's approval.
This is (aguably) correct and even understates how responsible the US is for Chechnya in general, we never pushed back meaningfully. Clinton couldn't criticize his boy Yeltsin, and after making noise about it pre-911 GWB *loved* anybody attacking Muslims as long as they were called terrorists. Putin really tried to kiss the USA's rear end and get in good, he even allowed US aircraft overflights to Afghanistan.

Remulak fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Apr 25, 2022

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Remulak posted:

This is (aguably) correct and even understates how responsible the US is for Chechnya in general, we never pushed back meaningfully. Clinton couldn't criticize his boy Yeltsin, and after making noise about it pre-911 GWB *loved* anybody attacking Muslims as long as they were called terrorists. Putin really tried to kiss the USA's rear end and get in good, he even allowed US aircraft overflights to Afghanistan.

get in good? sounds more like he was going 'hell yeah bro you can totally win this one, i believe in you'

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

A.o.D. posted:

Tag yourself. I'm the anarcho-punk band shirt next to the national socialism flag.

I'm the Ziploc bag with the mudflap girl wallpaper.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

cruft posted:

I'm the Ziploc bag with the mudflap girl wallpaper.

Is it supposed to be a sheet of acid tabs? Are Nazis into recreational mind expansion? What is happening

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

A.o.D. posted:

Tag yourself. I'm the anarcho-punk band shirt next to the national socialism flag.
I'm the swastika t-shirt with a crease down the middle that suggests I've been tucked away in an FSB locker "just in case" like a drop gun.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Naked Bear posted:

I'm the swastika t-shirt with a crease down the middle that suggests I've been tucked away in an FSB locker "just in case" like a drop gun.

In New Orleans we call those a ham sandwich.

code:
An criminally bad shoot happens by an NOPD officer.

Shift Sergeant to the offending patrol officer:  "Go get your ham sandwich."

Flappy Bert
Dec 11, 2011

I have seen the light, and it is a string


Loden Taylor posted:

Is it supposed to be a sheet of acid tabs? Are Nazis into recreational mind expansion? What is happening

It must be intended as cocaine, Russian propaganda is obsessed with the idea of Ukranians as raging drug addicts.

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1517892718021816320

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Loden Taylor posted:

Is it supposed to be a sheet of acid tabs? Are Nazis into recreational mind expansion? What is happening

The bag has rocks of something in it--probably meant to be either meth or crack.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Flappy Bert posted:

It must be intended as cocaine, Russian propaganda is obsessed with the idea of Ukranians as raging drug addicts.

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1517892718021816320

Sir John Falstaff posted:

The bag has rocks of something in it--probably meant to be either meth or crack.

That makes more sense, I missed the rocks - in the thumbnail it looks like a reflection off the plastic bag.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Loden Taylor posted:

That makes more sense, I missed the rocks - in the thumbnail it looks like a reflection off the plastic bag.

I also missed the rocks the first few times I saw it, because of that bitchin' mud flap girl wallpaper behind it. Not joking!

Where can I get baggies like this? C'mon, thread, don't let me down... (e: joking now)

cruft fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Apr 25, 2022

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
That has to be rock salt in those bags, right?

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