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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

smoaks weed

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011


That was a particularly good bit. as though it weren't perfectly obvious that TK's favorite three vices, in no exact order, are bicep curls, cocaine and TEW :v:

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

SatansOnion posted:

That was a particularly good bit. as though it weren't perfectly obvious that TK's favorite three vices, in no exact order, are bicep curls, cocaine and TEW :v:

Swole confirmed that TK blazes it

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

That jacket he wore was high as hell

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Looking for a big strong daddy figure to produce the tv show i watch

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

When your crazy issues press releases

https://twitter.com/chriskiddo3/status/1518684514008109059?s=21&t=mJcQFaWC7un0BY3-4sjkcQ

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

The one reply is this:

https://twitter.com/ChrisKiddo3/status/1518685430555852801?s=20&t=9XeZiosFkIGNw-jenZYg_g

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I'm hoping by the name and handle that it's a little kid, and not a 50 year old who texts stream of consciousness without punctuation exactly like my uncle.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

sticklefifer posted:

I'm hoping by the name and handle that it's a little kid, and not a 50 year old who texts stream of consciousness without punctuation exactly like my uncle.

It’s a person who uses an augmentative/alternative communication device, has ADD, autism, and likely other issues. I would step back from trying to poo poo on this person too hard, personally

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Their full Twitter is kind of great in how normal it is.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Nobody's making GBS threads, their feed is wholesome af

Nea
Feb 28, 2014

Funny Little Guy Aficionado.

sticklefifer posted:

Nobody's making GBS threads, their feed is wholesome af

I think folks were just trying to get ahead of it given this is the bad takes thread, so i think it's fair to be a little worried.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Nea posted:

I think folks were just trying to get ahead of it given this is the bad takes thread, so i think it's fair to be a little worried.

Yeah, just didn’t want anyone to assume this person sucks and should be made fun of, they seem good

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

rotinaj posted:

Yeah, just didn’t want anyone to assume this person sucks and should be made fun of, they seem good

They really like the fiend and really don’t like John silver. Their tweet about changing the dark order got a chuckle out of me.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the biggest rule of this thread is "Only post things you find funny, not stuff you got mad at," and more people should be severely punished for ignoring it. it's time to exalt chris kiddo's weird tweets, laugh, and be merry

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Cavauro posted:

the biggest rule of this thread is "Only post things you find funny, not stuff you got mad at," and more people should be severely punished for ignoring it. it's time to exalt chris kiddo's weird tweets, laugh, and be merry

Their favorite thing about learning karate is kicking people in the head

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

your friend wicka posted:

The last sentence of that second comment is one of the most deranged things I have ever read online.

Peasant mindset.

Takuan
May 6, 2007

Edit: it turned out the author of the tweet was making the tweet in jest.

Buff Bagwell truthers are still extremely dumb and exhausting to deal with.

Takuan fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Apr 26, 2022

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Gumball Gumption posted:

Their favorite thing about learning karate is kicking people in the head

there's only two things to learn about karate and that's the only one that involves doing it. Keep em comin

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

That first one is fascinating in how much of a rollercoaster it is. It starts with bogstandard bad faith, then veers into the bizarre idea that Ohbari and Khan literally met on the stage on Dynamite, and wouldn't, y'know, have had multiple meetings either in person or via Zoom to hammer out the details for this show before announcing it, and then barrels right into the idea that Adam Cole and Jay White interrupting was somehow a shoot?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1518738610245324800?s=21&t=K-AyGzC2pGFrQepFIamq2w

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


HUSTLE at 15 and DDT at 10, wrestling is wasted on wrestling "fans".

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Testekill posted:

HUSTLE at 15 and DDT at 10, wrestling is wasted on wrestling "fans".

He didn't even mention 666 so he's not even a well researched bad option haver

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

davidbix posted:

I'm going to defend Ryan because I believe that this was one of his first articles after getting promoted to a position where he had to do 5 BR-style articles a day. He quickly got much better at it.

Ah, so this

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
spoiling for perhaps one of the worst and most reprehensible opinions ever posted in this thread

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Isn't it just... his name?

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

“Parody” Twitter

Yes, that’s what that person is doing

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



bebaloorpabopalo posted:

spoiling for perhaps one of the worst and most reprehensible opinions ever posted in this thread



Next week on Raw (or Smackdown, gently caress if I know where he wrestles):

THIIIIIS IIIIIIIIIS BUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/AlexMuangale/status/1518934243166068736
https://twitter.com/DemonEvilMuscle/status/1518939371981864960

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/chickiesinger/status/1518786211657179136

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
What is so crazy about thinking WWE had interest until they found out their contracts weren't up for a year? That's not a crazy thing to happen lol

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Think that person has been listening to too much Ringside News

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1518741270994329603?s=20&t=8Cpiv74R4ONCDPdk1unslg

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

The "actually WWE wasn't interested in FTR at all" poo poo is coming from Ringside News, whose owner Steve Carrier just a month ago had a full on meltdown where he posted his address on twitter. Complete clown.

https://twitter.com/steve_carrier/status/1518731204928880642
https://twitter.com/steve_carrier/status/1518732241073061892

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




If they had a year left on their contracts why would they try and start negotiating through back channels with the WWE already, even for leverage

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I always trust a guy who looks greasy in his Twitter photo.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Gotta prop up the narrative that every single wrestler that's not in WWE is just scheming up a way to get in WWE, even the people who desperately wanted out of WWE or that WWE just fired.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alfredkonuwa/2015/10/08/wwes-future-is-gender-neutral-and-filled-with-tears/

https://twitter.com/ThisIsNasty/status/653613899086888964?s=20&t=hP2HQ_tVX-q1dUchtPGwBw

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013

This guy's profile picture always makes me lol. You can just tell he's got no trousers on.

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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

A double hit from wrestlers


https://twitter.com/Rushlemania/status/1519014835618471936

Courtney Rush getting lovely when Meltz praises STARDOM.


https://twitter.com/MichaelElgin25/status/1518895738893217792

Mike Elgin is about to control his own narrative

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