angerbeet posted:

make the tweet you fat old bitch

Buddykins posted:

i loving hate that picture of elon omg lol

angerbeet posted:

make the tweet you fat old bitch

angerbeet posted:

make the tweet you fat old bitch

quote:

A group of TikTok- and Instagram-famous physicians say they have a solution for the “red tape” of the current US medical system: NFTs of cartoon doctors.

These NFTs are supposed to give buyers access to real doctors, almost like a Web3 telehealth subscription. When MetaDocs launched in December, it claimed that its legion of celebrity doctors, who have a collective social media following of 70 million and have included “Dr. Pimple Popper” Sandra Lee and plastic surgeon Dr. Richard Brown of TikTok fame, would all be available via DM, group “ask me anything” sessions, or one-on-one video chats to those who buy in.

MetaDocs founder Dr. Sina Joorabchi hopes it will evolve into a full-fledged virtual clinic in the so-called metaverse, where patients can put on a haptic suit and be examined remotely by a physician in virtual reality.

But now, MetaDocs is facing backlash from the medical community because it is not actually licensed as a telemedicine service and thus its doctors cannot legally make diagnoses, write prescriptions, or give personalized medical advice to anyone who buys a MetaDocs NFT. A further wrinkle: Doctors are almost always required to be licensed in a state in order to practice there, including through telehealth services. Additionally, VR haptic suits do not exist. Also, many of the NFTs were stolen by hackers.

Apraxin posted:

C-Euro posted:

I wonder how it'll make money since Facebook beat them to the market of selling everyone's personal information. But maybe Elon doesn't give a poo poo if Twitter makes money on its own, so long as it boost Elon's personal brand and allows him to eliminate his haters.

Apraxin posted:

and i need you to make it so that they have the header on them elon, especially the three little bars at the top, or stars, stars or bars as they can be called, and the different colors, red, blue and of course the white of the background, representing our great country,

Hillary 2024 posted:

If this guy's estimates are right then Elon is using this takeover to extract all cash value from Twitter now, then letting the zombie company stagger along just paying interest on the purchase for the next few years. Presumably if it's future revenue dips below the threshold necessary to pay the interest bill then it will collapse.

https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1518680647535153153

angerbeet posted:

make the tweet you fat old bitch

CaptainBeefart posted:

It's funny that Twitter employees freak about working for Musk but had no issues working for the previous setup.

Hillary 2024 posted:

If this guy's estimates are right then Elon is using this takeover to extract all cash value from Twitter now, then letting the zombie company stagger along just paying interest on the purchase for the next few years. Presumably if it's future revenue dips below the threshold necessary to pay the interest bill then it will collapse.

https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1518680647535153153

angerbeet posted:

make the tweet you fat old bitch

Hillary 2024 posted:

If this guy's estimates are right then Elon is using this takeover to extract all cash value from Twitter now, then letting the zombie company stagger along just paying interest on the purchase for the next few years. Presumably if it's future revenue dips below the threshold necessary to pay the interest bill then it will collapse.

https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1518680647535153153

Apraxin posted:

elon musk hounded day and night by trump calling him and demanding he increase the character limit

Hillary 2024 posted:

If this guy's estimates are right then Elon is using this takeover to extract all cash value from Twitter now, then letting the zombie company stagger along just paying interest on the purchase for the next few years. Presumably if it's future revenue dips below the threshold necessary to pay the interest bill then it will collapse.

https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1518680647535153153

Ben Nerevarine posted:

he has no long game because he's just another shambling ego monster

Bethamphetamine posted:

All my MetaDocs gone. Dr. PimplePopper please cure my melanoma.

Elephanthead posted:

how does Twitter make money? people pay them for poo poo?

Glumwheels posted:

Duh, who cares. The shareholders are getting bags of cash and employees will get the shaft.

They should see this and cash out quickly, find a new job now.

Elephanthead posted:

wtf does a Twitter employee do?

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Have you read anything about the Tesla factories? I would absolutely be freaking out too if I worked at twitter

Lastgirl posted:

the zanarkand abes, boy, those fellas could play some blitzball

tacodaemon posted:

I know a few different meanings for the word "popper" and they're all p different