Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Anyone wanna bet that he doesn't actually buy twitter? He bought what, 9 percent of the total stocks? a month ago? its up 9% in value? dude is gonna sell it and laugh his way to the bank.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 07:10 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 12:21 |
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My wet president, how I have missed you
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 07:14 |
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His followers all learned the term "based" in 2008 and haven't been able to work out or understand any new slang words since.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 08:27 |
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you'll all change your tune once bill gates goes absolutely nuts over the epstein stuff and holds the world hostage and elon musk and jeff bezos save us from his nuclear killbotssyntaxfunction posted:I once keyed my own car savage
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 08:28 |
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run on sentience posted:I can't tell if this is for or against musk. I would have assumed that garrison would support his fellow shitbag. Lot of people are saying this, but it's definitely against. Garrison hates Musk and that's not the first time he made it clear. ... Don't ask me to explain why, though. Garrison's a lunatic. I guess Musk is a pretty divisive figure in different camps of internet loons, and Garrison is from the anti-Musk one.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 08:52 |
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One thing I will say about this whole ordeal is that if Trump does end up getting unbanned then his comeback tweet is gonna pop harder than Stone Cold's entrance music at Wrestlemania. It's going to be the Elephant's Foot of posts, an instant classic that will endure for all time and I'm excited to see what the big man's been cooking up in interim.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 09:21 |
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/JamesSurowiecki/status/1518773828087910401 Wait, seriously, 4-5%? Musky's taken for a ride lol. In interest for a margin loan on my account is under 1%, but maybe if they knew it was a loan to buy twitter, they'd crank it up too.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 09:33 |
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EorayMel posted:Also I have always had twitter embeds disabled on something awful and the percentage of posts that are just mind-numbing lines of pale blue URLs is almost saddening look at this nerd, thinks theyre too cool for the lolz factory
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 09:34 |
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Given he added the ability to buy Teslas with Bitcoin, and then removed it after he "found out that it's not really that green after all", which is essentially like someone saying that they discovered that McDonalds sold fast food after sitting down and asking for the wine menu, there's an above average chance he'll back out after publicly announcing that he "found something" in Twitter's accounts, or source code, or maybe a closet, that means he can't proceed with the purchase. And he'll have like 1000 people praising him for exposing what they already believed, another 1000 crying that they spent their life savings on Dogecoin and now it's going back down again, and the rest posting about XYZ crypto that he should back.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 09:58 |
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Don't worry Trump isn't coming back, he's committed to the smashing success called Truth Social. A rich idiot wasting 44 billion sure has caused a lot of butthurt amongst the terminally online.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 10:48 |
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baalaagaa posted:Don't worry Trump isn't coming back, he's committed to the smashing success called Truth Social. IIRC trunk has never posted on Truth again after his first post lol
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 11:03 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:There's no such thing as an evil person lmao
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 11:11 |
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Evil is the root of all money. Luxury gay space communism or death.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 11:16 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 11:26 |
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I don't think people could be bothered to update the forum software these days. This and "adult services review" forums are the only ones that don't use the social media groups.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 11:38 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Lot of people are saying this, but it's definitely against. Garrison hates Musk and that's not the first time he made it clear. Nope, Garrison thinks it's a good thing. Ben Garrison posted:PRETTY BIRD! SAY “FREE SPEECH!”
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 11:47 |
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Asgerd posted:Nope, Garrison thinks it's a good thing. Okay, well, egg's on my face for trying to think I understand anything about Ben Garrison or can intuit his views based on 1) his past statements and 2) his actual art.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 12:06 |
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Wendigee posted:Anyone wanna bet that he doesn't actually buy twitter? The only reason I think this isn't the case is he'd have to pay tax.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 12:13 |
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The best take on this I saw somewhere I can't find right now was: "The world's biggest clown just bought the world's largest circus."
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 12:21 |
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pablo gbscobar posted:One thing I will say about this whole ordeal is that if Trump does end up getting unbanned then his comeback tweet is gonna pop harder than Stone Cold's entrance music at Wrestlemania. It's going to be the Elephant's Foot of posts, an instant classic that will endure for all time and I'm excited to see what the big man's been cooking up in interim. My bet is that the magic will be gone. He's going to thank Mr. Musk and 600,000 weird linkedin guys will heart react it, but it won't have that je ne sais quois.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 12:25 |
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worm girl posted:My bet is that the magic will be gone. He's going to thank Mr. Musk and 600,000 weird linkedin guys will heart react it, but it won't have that je ne sais quois. I'm mostly in agreement but I reckon he still has a couple of bangers in him, like a classic band that reunites for the money and manages to squeeze just enough juice out of their comeback single to justify the tour
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 12:31 |
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pablo gbscobar posted:I'm mostly in agreement but I reckon he still has a couple of bangers in him, like a classic band that reunites for the money and manages to squeeze just enough juice out of their comeback single to justify the tour Picture an aging Trump pouring his heart out on a 14 post thread and people in the replies are just throwing bottles and shouting for him to play the Graydon Carter tweet again.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 12:37 |
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Clown buying the circus lol I told a coworker it was like the rich kid who always got picked last coming back and buying the basketball court
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 15:19 |
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Wendigee posted:Anyone wanna bet that he doesn't actually buy twitter? I assume its all a song and dance to distract people away from the fact tesla are having to recall their deathtraps in huge numbers thanks to a court ruling.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 15:40 |
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barmk ima dog lol posted:Twitter is for dumb babies who want to eat poo but they're too stupid to cram the turd in their mouths and end up splatting it in their eye and they start to cry and scream until their hungover dad comes in, irritated as gently caress, with a box of cereal and starts swatting them in the back of the head with it while saying "Shut up shut up" Amen. StoryTime posted:The best take on this I saw somewhere I can't find right now was: "The world's biggest clown just bought the world's largest circus." Also amen
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 16:09 |
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Reddit but I caught this one on the wild last night:
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 16:20 |
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'if twitter becomes large enough' dude the thing is referenced as a trusted source on major cable news networks how much bigger could it get??????
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 16:32 |
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i've got an idea to grow twitter, how about a deal with samsung to include the twitter app on every new phone? and get this, you can't delete it!
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 16:34 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 16:35 |
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A hundred dollars to the man who brings me the head of Elon Musk. (any other gender identity bringing me the head of elon musk is acceptable. void where prohibited)
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 16:50 |
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Having the most money makes you the most smartest.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 16:51 |
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kntfkr posted:Having the most money makes you the most smartest.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 17:00 |
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the man who founded the global economy by crashing it the hardest it ever did but, like, everywhere elon musk has the money to Mansa Musa everyone but he won't do it because he loves being rich and is scared of criticism lol MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Apr 26, 2022 |
# ? Apr 26, 2022 17:08 |
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i think elon is a stupid name
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 17:12 |
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Lots of coping in this thread. Elon's gonna buy twitter, Trump will get re-platformed, the fascists will be doubly emboldened, twitter will push people towards right wing content and completely suppress anything humane or leftist at all, and twitter will look like /pol/ before long. Get ready for a lot more Marjorie Taylor Greene's in public office.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 17:29 |
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stratdax posted:Lots of coping in this thread. Elon's gonna buy twitter, Trump will get re-platformed, the fascists will be doubly emboldened, twitter will push people towards right wing content and completely suppress anything humane or leftist at all, and twitter will look like /pol/ before long. Get ready for a lot more Marjorie Taylor Greene's in public office. I heard her voice for the first time on the radio the other day and it made me want to shoot myself in the nuts.
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 17:38 |
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I love this narrative in some mainstream news site opinion sections that there's going to be some noticeable before and after with twitter and it will "become" a cesspool. Like to me twitter is the place people go to post their stupid hot takes, shitpost memes, dunk on people for whatever, and just generally act like a complete shithead so like what's the difference really? It's the place you go to be loving stupid and will remain as such albeit apparently with everyone greater leeway to do so apparently. Blurry Gray Thing posted:Lot of people are saying this, but it's definitely against. Garrison hates Musk and that's not the first time he made it clear. Make a not of this, because the American far right wing is in it's trolling phase right now because it's generally what they do, but will ultimately enter it's grievance phase with Elon Twitter by some time next year after the deal closes because it's the other thing they do. You'll get to see the entirety of the performance and political theater in the long run. I mean gently caress their entire political and election strategy relies on culture war and the idea that they are forever being censored and need to rise to action, it's not like it's something they can ever just abandon or claim is magically solved by one particularly thing happening and actually stick to such a claim for more than news cycle. That'd make Elon twitter takeover actually terrible for their electoral prospects if they actually adopted a belief that their grievances are now magical solved and they go back to not being fired up to vote for lovely right wing candidate x in deep red state y. barmk ima dog lol posted:Twitter is for dumb babies who want to eat poo but they're too stupid to cram the turd in their mouths and end up splatting it in their eye and they start to cry and scream until their hungover dad comes in, irritated as gently caress, with a box of cereal and starts swatting them in the back of the head with it while saying "Shut up shut up" I'm pretty sure we're supposed to pretend it's something great and a tool for communication and good like the mainstream media continues too to this day. I love how the MSM continues to disregard that the platform is an absolute pile of loving poo poo in practice, that is in large part responsible for the decline of productive civil discourse in Western civilization and it's ability to accomplish anything anymore. Hopefully somebody will make a timeline for the happening of free speech on twitter and can show us all in particular the exact specific moment in time down to the second when we all get our free speech, since there's clearly an exact specific definition of what that means to allow for such a distinction. Kale fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Apr 26, 2022 |
# ? Apr 26, 2022 17:43 |
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GABA ghoul posted:IIRC trunk has never posted on Truth again after his first post lol If you post a sick liberal dunk online and there's no libs around to see it did your dunk even exist in the first place
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 18:22 |
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Jimlit posted:If you post a sick liberal dunk online and there's no libs around to see it did your dunk even exist in the first place No you see you don't understand. There's no dunking going on because people are being silenced by the tyranny from _____ from voicing their opinion you see. How do I know these people are being silenced if they're being silenced from telling us they're being silenced......well you see they're being silenced you see.....but now they won't be you see....don't you see?
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# ? Apr 26, 2022 18:36 |
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Hopefully this brings us closer to the complete death and outlawing of social media. #crucifymarkzuckerbergupsidedownonthestepsofbryantpark2024
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