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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Random rear end in a top hat posted:

or c) news about him being a sex monster is about to drop.

It's Hollywood, that one's never gonna be off the table.
This is entirely possible though at that point you wouldn't want his name on the producer list either, which feels like a 'concession' to either a) or b). so i rate that one the most unlikely because you'd completely sever and not a half-way sever.

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

drat he looks really uncomfortable. "beginning of an epic e..."

i'm guessing Universal wanted to leave the opening for more spinoffs and sequel and maybe Lin's vision was to have solid closure all around, who knows.

Xaris has issued a correction as of 01:12 on Apr 27, 2022

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

the Barbie cast is kind of incredible

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Vin Diesel was going to walk away unless Justin Lin promised to make it the best movie ever for the fans

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Bodies Bodies Bodies execution style is love it or leave it. But it's respectability is going to completely rely on the motivation of the killer. And what ever it is, will launch around 100 think piece articles.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1519096965853679616?t=7KEweQRtZ_Fr45gsIByzdA&s=19

:) I'm happy. I liked Patman and would enjoy seeing more of this take.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


michael bay and his fleet of drones doing fast x

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

maybe Batman won’t lose every single battle of wits with the villain next time

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

michael bay and his fleet of drones doing fast x

Michael Bay is actually the villain from Big Hero 6

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

indigi posted:

maybe Batman won’t lose every single battle of wits with the villain next time
we're going to get joker again as they villain so.. lol

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010


I'm pretty stoked, as long as they aren't doing the Joker this time...


Xaris posted:

we're going to get joker again as they villain so.. lol

ooooooooh noooooooooooooooooooo



For real though, even with that extremely stupid scene I'm not sure they'll do him next time around. I mean it's the money move for sure (Joker merchandise selling better per unit then Batman merchandise will never not be funny to me), but... Okay, I guess it's more wishful thinking then anything else.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

loquacius posted:

Michael Bay is actually the villain from Big Hero 6

Michael Baymax

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Random rear end in a top hat posted:

For real though, even with that extremely stupid scene I'm not sure they'll do him next time around.
lol come on it's WB. we've seen it a billion times. you know drat well they are. or maybe if we're super lucky, they'll pretend that this time it's a totally new villain totally NOT JOKER and surprise twist 3/4ths in, its...... joker the whole time.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Court of owls would be good. The Spook, signalman, Maxie Zues could be fun, but they are minor joke villains now.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Considering how gritty the new batman is they should just have Joaquin Phoenix joker be in the sequel

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


they already teased in the credits that the new villain will be hush

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Tiberius Christ posted:

Considering how gritty the new batman is they should just have Joaquin Phoenix joker be in the sequel

They've already implied Joker and the Batman take place in the same universe.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Clip-On Fedora posted:

They've already implied Joker and the Batman take place in the same universe.

They already have that dude playing the weird hosed up face version of the joker
basically just a Ledger retread but this time he's even darker

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Please, more superhero movies. As many as possible don't stop for any reason.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


anyone ever think about how superhero movies and the comic books they are based on are sort of like our modern myths?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I want a movie about that guy from the 90s Xmen cartoon whose power was changing TV channels with his mind and making snide commentary

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

They already have that dude playing the weird hosed up face version of the joker
basically just a Ledger retread but this time he's even darker

Yeah, I think Joaquim Joker was the original Joker but then he inspires others to create MAYHEM and fuckface Joker is one of them.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

I Can't loving Wait For Marvel Versus Capcom The Movie

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

I want another camp street fighter movie like the one in the 90's.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

There should be, like, a superhero movie but it's set in the real world with realistic superheroes.

Also they gently caress.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

what if sopranos and pepper ann were in the same universe

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Tiberius Christ posted:

Considering how gritty the new batman is they should just have Joaquin Phoenix joker be in the sequel

Make it super dark and gritty, Joker doesn’t start anything, Batman just shows up to his squalid apartment, kicks down the door and beats Joker up while he cries in his underwear.

e: the movie would be four hours long obviously

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

hear me out

in this next batman

Joker should gently caress

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

i say swears online posted:

what if sopranos and pepper ann were in the same universe

Too pornographic

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
better idea: what if DC stops making bad movies and makes good movies instead

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

does rob pattinson gently caress in the new batman? always thought it was weird that the only time batman ever hosed was the TAS movie

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Xaris posted:

better idea: what if DC stops making bad movies and makes good movies instead

No. We just need loving, that’s the missing element, more loving.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

DC should stand for dicks and cocks
because the movies need both, in great quantity

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Xaris posted:

better idea: what if DC stops making bad movies and makes good movies instead

i unironically liked Shazam was the best superhero movie in a long time because i wouldnt have even known it was an existing property or part of a Cinematic Universe. it felt like more like a Joe Dante throwback to 80s/90s kids movies.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Trixie Hardcore posted:

No. We just need loving, that’s the missing element, more loving.

:hmmyes:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Clip-On Fedora posted:

Yeah, I think Joaquim Joker was the original Joker but then he inspires others to create MAYHEM and fuckface Joker is one of them.

Bruce Wayne was a little kid in Joker, so this represents us being robbed of Joaquin Phoenix in both joker makeup and old makeup simultaneously

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

i unironically liked Shazam was the best superhero movie in a long time because i wouldnt have even known it was an existing property or part of a Cinematic Universe. it felt like more like a Joe Dante throwback to 80s/90s kids movies.

Thought this post was about Kazaam for a second lol

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Is the "Bowling Green Massacre" part of the DC universe? Is "covfefe"? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

Xaris posted:

better idea: what if DC stops making bad movies and makes good movies instead

The James Gunn Suicide Squad was OK. I think they could honestly just make edgier R-rated versions of Marvel movies and it would be OK. The grim-dark self serious thing sucks though.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

loquacius posted:

funny story, the reason I have never seen Fast & Furious 1 is because it has pretty much the exact same name as Fast & Furious 4 ("Fast & Furious" vs "The Fast & The Furious"), and I made the decision to watch the first one while stoned out of my gourd, and had no loving idea that what I was actually watching was the fourth movie.

I just thought they were doing some kind of in-medias-res storytelling and I would have been able to follow it if I were sober.

Then I watched 2F2F and Tokyo Drift, and then I was super excited to finally see movie 4, which is where it was supposed to start getting really good, and got about 15 minutes in, once again stoned out of my gourd, before I realized that it wasn't just an extended flashback, I really was watching a movie I had already seen. By then, of course, I had already paid for the digital rental and didn't want to pay again to watch the FIRST movie out of order, so I just watched the loving fourth movie again

lmao

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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Marvel Presents: The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

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