Gutter Phoenix posted:

I didn't say Musky was inbred, although he is a white, South African/Rhodesian, blood-purist weirdo, so he probably is. He certainly looks inbred to me!

But his dad did gently caress his stepsister, who he raised from the age of 4, and they had a baby, which is incredibly hosed up, even by lovely racist rich people standards.

I learned all this from the internet by the way, and didn't spend too much time researching it because my time is valuable and I don't really give a gently caress about Elon Musk beyond the fact that he is rich and could fix so many of the world's problems, but instead chooses to be a needy attention whore because he doesn't have a creative bone in knobbly body. I like bullying bullies, cheaters, liars, and people who punch down, because I can, because I'm smarter and more mischievous than they are. LOL!!!!!!

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I don't give a gently caress that he has all the money in the world, because his pervert daddy gave him money to fund some poo poo that other people created. I don't respect that motherfucker at all, because he doesn't use his money for any noble purpose, he just uses it to beg for attention and be an rear end in a top hat, because he's a fuckin' pathetic loser who will never find any one that truly loves him, because he's a self-centered sack of poo poo.

LOL!!!!!

Bad Purchase posted:

Bad Purchase posted:

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I don't understand this at all, but I don't play role playing games, so I assume it has something to do with that.

In any case, thank you for contributing!!

Bad Purchase posted:

yeah it's a reference to Disco Elysium. i guess the joke i'm making is comparing elon to a character in the game named cuno, a child who has a personality disorder, and i thought it would be funny if young elon sounded like cuno. the game dialog features an inner monologue system tied to your character's skills. one of them, called shivers, allows you to sometimes catch a supernatural glimpse into something happening elsewhere or at another time, giving you some context to explain a character's motivations or the consequences of a choice. in this case, a very presidential tweet. that's probably the best i can explain it in a few sentences.

i am... the joke explainer

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

op i know u posted the thread and all but please do not contribute any further

Gutter Phoenix posted:

But I am a giving, loving person, my friend, so I must contribute. It is the will of the Universe.

Also, Elon Musk is a thin-skinned attention whore, and deserves to be ridiculed.

That being said, I'm probably not gonna make any more of these things. I wanna see what other people can come up with. I like creative thinking.

He should do something decent and beneficial to humanity with all of that money instead of just jerking himself off and begging for people to talk to him.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

maybe u should have tried this thread on twitter or face book

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

op i know u posted the thread and all but please do not contribute any further

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Do not listen to this man, OP, you're doing the Lord's work

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Gutter Phoenix posted:

Well, I believe in fairness, of course, but gently caress Elon Musk anyway. He's a pathetic attention whore and adds absolutely nothing of value to human progress. He obstructs progress with his constant need for validation. Jesus Christ, we get it, you're awkward and petulant and nobody wants to spend time with you because you're so self-centered. Congratulations! Now shut the gently caress up, ya fuckin' whiny pissbitch.

He may have money, but he's still a worthless piece of poo poo who only cares about himself. If I had all that money, I'd use it to help other people, and probably build a house large enough to hold all of my books, and Jar Jar Binks collectables, and other stuff. But after that, I'd start helping the poor fuckin' people I see every day living on the streets when I drive home from work.

Christ, what a fuckin' rear end in a top hat that Musky jerkoff is. I'm ashamed to share a species with that coddled pigfucker.

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kntfkr posted:

all that money and he'll never be handsome