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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
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Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Kale posted:

Also breaching a supposed part of the acquisition deal which said not to disparage twitter, it's employee or users as well. Definitely the kind of person I'd also want to work for and who clearly has good intentions. The skies the limit for Twitter.
Just lol that you think Musk is going to moderate his thoughts to adhere to some "ToS".

It's pretty lol how people are wringing their hands raw with hot takes like "this.. this is the moment that will kill Twitter", like Twitter isn't a cesspool already.

Frankly, Musk buying Twitter might actually be good for humankind, because he might inadvertently destroy it.

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Not An Arsonist
May 5, 2014

It was on fire when I got here
I have asked a majority of my friends why they even still have a twitter, and they have all unironically answered porn. The only exception is my one weird friend that spends too much time on Kiwi Farms. They use over 20 accounts to piss off anyone talking politics as a form of weekend entertainment. To each their own i guess.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Not An Arsonist posted:

I have asked a majority of my friends why they even still have a twitter, and they have all unironically answered porn. The only exception is my one weird friend that spends too much time on Kiwi Farms. They use over 20 accounts to piss off anyone talking politics as a form of weekend entertainment. To each their own i guess.

You can follow funny people and get a feed of funny posts, but the lovely app doesnt even recommend other funny people

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Monkey Fracas posted:


regardless my dream is that Musk somehow runs Twitter into the ground and I never have to hear about it again


That feels right, because Musk buying his way into something ruins any hope or positivity that thing previously generated... but Twitter has never generated any hope or positivity, so who knows what it'll do?

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Durzel posted:

Just lol that you think Musk is going to moderate his thoughts to adhere to some "ToS".

It's pretty lol how people are wringing their hands raw with hot takes like "this.. this is the moment that will kill Twitter", like Twitter isn't a cesspool already.

Frankly, Musk buying Twitter might actually be good for humankind, because he might inadvertently destroy it.

given what Tumblr banning porn did to Twitter anyone who spends meaningful time online should probably be concerned about what a big upset for Twitter will mean, vis a vis somewhere they actually like getting abruptly flooded with thousands of psychotic freaks

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Monkey Fracas posted:

Facebook and Twitter are proof that the common human's brain will be inevitably and irrevocably poisoned by spending too much time on internet forums and they've really been a net negative for civilization I feel

unlike our esteemed site which is full of completely normal and healthy folk



regardless my dream is that Musk somehow runs Twitter into the ground and I never have to hear about it again

hell I don't care if he somehow makes a bundle on the cursed venture; I just want it dead

Honestly if FB and twitter burnt to the ground tomorrow society would be so much better off because there'd be no central place for idiots to congregate

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Honestly if FB and twitter burnt to the ground tomorrow society would be so much better off because there'd be no central place for idiots to congregate

Except here of course.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Zil posted:

Except here of course.

Reddit is still in play in this scenario, SA remains #2

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Zil posted:

Except here of course.

Yes... yes... come here and donate your money... :kheldragar:

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Honestly if FB and twitter burnt to the ground tomorrow society would be so much better off because there'd be no central place for idiots to congregate

Once somebody figures out how to string together TikTok videos into some sort of faux video conference, ala twitter and the 240 character debates, than its over

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Musk probably isn't going to ruin Twitter because that would require him to do anything he says he's going to do insofar as managing any companies goes

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519363666377908225?s=20&t=g6SNnORXBRE9Pjh89tDYMQ
Everyone ready for the dumbest slapfight in history?

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
lol nevermind if he's going for this angle he's gonna ask Trump to come back with an apology

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




(Terrible Name) (Sad!)

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

My main concern about changes to Twitter is that it's going to go all in on just allowing any and every bit of misinformation to spread like wildfire now. It all comes off as hilarious and no big deal to your average person, but it badly affects vulnerable groups of people.

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
Truth Social is only staying online because their hosting provider was specifically created to host Truth Social and be a champion for the app. I imagine if Twitter goes the way of being wildly unmoderated, AWS (or whoever the gently caress is hosting Twitter) is gonna have some thoughts about that, and they might threaten to stop hosting the site.

But honestly i'm also in the camp of this is probably a pump-and-dump scheme.

i deleted my twitter a couple of years ago because it just got so bad. everyone wants to rile everyone else up and just be angry and that was my cue to delete all my social media. my instagram stories were all just "hey you need to be angry about X because of Y"

i'm a linkedin boy now

teen phone cutie fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Apr 27, 2022

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
My conjecture, based on Elon's prior activities online, is that Twitter will become his ultimate pump-and-dump grift for crypto and stocks. He can use the algorithm to pump up the companies and "currencies" he wants to profit off of, without having to be so obvious about it on his personal account. Heck, he could even make it payable service for other companies to use to pump their own imagined worth. Forget the free speech aspect; I just see this dude as wanting to be the first trillionaire in history, and this is just one means to an end.


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Honestly if FB and twitter burnt to the ground tomorrow society would be so much better off because there'd be no central place for idiots to congregate

In developing nations, for billions of people who don't own computers, Facebook and Whatsapp, etc., are the internet. Facebook's manipulation of politics extends far beyond the US/UK/AUS/etc., and reaches deeply into every under-developed and developing country in the world. They've purposely kept moderation jobs to a minimum to ensure that rampant tampering of opinions and formation of frothing anger posts are kept up. I remember reading some article about a woman somewhere in Africa who had the job of moderating millions of accounts by herself, and nobody at FB cared when she reported death threats that lead to a political lynching IRL. Wiping out FB and Whatsapp would turn the tides of right-wing, nationalist, and ethnic hate so fast that we'd think we entered a new era of peace. poo poo holes like Trump and Modi would have little to stand on. Indian Hindutva nationalism would collapse in minutes without Whatsapp. Etc. Etc. Etc.

Tiktok is basically an unelaborate, bare-faced Zoomer poisoning device, regardless of native language, and they have gleefully incorporated it into their general existence and private lives. Even though it recommends a variety of topics to them, it's even easier for them to fall into an echo chamber of stupidity that hits Zoomer brains in that particular way older generations scoff at. Instead of Facebook and Twitter being their source of a worldview and entertainment, Tiktok is far more accessible to them and requires less attention to use, making it even easier to assimilate whatever trash takes they willingly soak up. Being the generation that grew up using tablets and having unlimited on-demand entertainment while in diapers, there's some weird psychology going on with their trust and fondness for screens. In my opinion of North American Zoomers, their overall computer literacy levels are terrible, what to speak of their critical thinking skills when using digital sources of information. I am a teacher, and kids these day are so happily willing to give up deeply private information online that it's legitimately shocking to me, and I keep getting shocked over and over by how loving stupid these kids are. If it's not Tiktok or some other social media site, it's whatever else will be the next hot thing. God, they're so bad at internetting.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006






We will see another Trump tweet in our lifetime. Imagine that

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

I said come in! posted:

My main concern about changes to Twitter is that it's going to go all in on just allowing any and every bit of misinformation to spread like wildfire now. It all comes off as hilarious and no big deal to your average person, but it badly affects vulnerable groups of people.

Yeah, if Elon gets what he wants, then Twitter's going to become a 4chan-style cesspool, and a significant chunk of its users are going to bolt the instant a viable, less toxic alternative becomes available.

Kale
May 14, 2010

Durzel posted:

Just lol that you think Musk is going to moderate his thoughts to adhere to some "ToS".

It's pretty lol how people are wringing their hands raw with hot takes like "this.. this is the moment that will kill Twitter", like Twitter isn't a cesspool already.

Frankly, Musk buying Twitter might actually be good for humankind, because he might inadvertently destroy it.

I don't expect that at all. Twitter is going to continue to be a shitshow only with its literal owner actively and openly participating in the shitshow on a daily basis.

Kale fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Apr 27, 2022

xsuperkidx
Sep 21, 2000

Bread Liar

Bad Purchase posted:

i'm guessing one of the big motivators for this is that he had over $20 billion of bonus compensation from the tesla board for the company hitting certain stock targets recently, and if he takes that money/stock he's gotta pay tax on it because it becomes income.

but if he immediately buys twitter and then the share price falls again (which it will eventually), he can write most of that off as a loss to offset the taxes. and in the end he still gets to own twitter and can ban anyone who makes fun of him or advocates for unions, and that stuff can fly under the radar if he unbans trump to act as a lightning rod.

This isn't how money works for rich people. Instead of selling stocks and paying taxes, they get a loan with the stocks/equity as collateral and the loan is pay back after they die by their estate which just so happens to not have to pay taxes on the capital gains of the stuck. It is the ultimate rich people scam.

That said, someone boop that tesla stock price down 40% and force him to sell cover that margin loan.

Kale
May 14, 2010

teen phone cutie posted:

Truth Social is only staying online because their hosting provider was specifically created to host Truth Social and be a champion for the app. I imagine if Twitter goes the way of being wildly unmoderated, AWS (or whoever the gently caress is hosting Twitter) is gonna have some thoughts about that, and they might threaten to stop hosting the site.

But honestly i'm also in the camp of this is probably a pump-and-dump scheme.

i deleted my twitter a couple of years ago because it just got so bad. everyone wants to rile everyone else up and just be angry and that was my cue to delete all my social media. my instagram stories were all just "hey you need to be angry about X because of Y"

i'm a linkedin boy now

Yeah this is easily why its absolutely loving terrible. It's also influenced the rest of the internet too and destroyed the ability to have a productive conversation about anything in most places a good chunk of the time because everyone just wants to stupid argue and be mad. I never had an account and that alone made me never conside wanting to get one.

mikemil828
May 15, 2008

A man who has said too much
Twitter Board agrees to let Elon buy Twitter so long as his tweets "do not disparage the Company or any of its Representatives."

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1418091/000119312522120474/d310843ddefa14a.htm

Elon immediately starts talking poo poo about the company and it's representatives.

Will the Twitter Board do anything?

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
also i made a truth social account and after being on the waitlist for a month, my account finally got activated.

and it's....not pretty. The poo poo people are posting is really hateful and made me sick to my stomach. Really makes me appreciate the mod team here lol.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Full bulterian Jihad now you say?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

mikemil828 posted:

Twitter Board agrees to let Elon buy Twitter so long as his tweets "do not disparage the Company or any of its Representatives."

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1418091/000119312522120474/d310843ddefa14a.htm

Elon immediately starts talking poo poo about the company and it's representatives.

Will the Twitter Board do anything?

Nope, they would have to sue him to do so and no way they do anything to jeopardize this dumbass deal

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

mikemil828 posted:

Twitter Board agrees to let Elon buy Twitter so long as his tweets "do not disparage the Company or any of its Representatives."

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1418091/000119312522120474/d310843ddefa14a.htm

Elon immediately starts talking poo poo about the company and it's representatives.

Will the Twitter Board do anything?
lol, no

They won't get paid then

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
just imagine twitter being unmoderated :nms: :

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

teen phone cutie posted:

also i made a truth social account and after being on the waitlist for a month, my account finally got activated.

and it's....not pretty. The poo poo people are posting is really hateful and made me sick to my stomach. Really makes me appreciate the mod team here lol.

A month? Does Devin Nunes have to approve every account?

Kale
May 14, 2010

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519377424437243904?cxt=HHwWgMCj9fXt9JUqAAAA

:lol: hes still going. Like I'm sure there's some people out there that still don't use Twitter as an aggressively American culture war centric political platform but theres zero pretense of it being about anything else by its soon to be owner. The prospects are just limitless.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519415674111672325

Man, that is some vapid bullshit right there

Tuxide
Mar 7, 2010
Lipstick Apathy
Yeah sure, to regain public trust, let's balance NASA SpaceX by promoting an equal number of tweets from flat-earthers

Tuxide fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Apr 27, 2022

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Also, what's this "upsetting the far right" nonsense, the far right is loving thrilled with everything you're doing lol

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




thank the good lord that elon is here to protect us from ourselves

we are the white billionaire’s burden

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

Is this Elon account a Russian bot?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Thanks for the south park lesson phony stark

Kale
May 14, 2010

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519415674111672325

Unlock the full potential of the site. Upset those people Elon :lol:

I cant wait for the twitter board to final make some comments that they've been asked for. Like hey I hear you are in the business of upsetting people as your business model for the ideal social media site, can you elaborate?

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
so how many in this thread wanan suck off elons musky dick? i need a percentage in order to facilitate their travel by a elongated tesla truck

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Kale posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519415674111672325

Unlock the full potential of the site. Upset those people Elon :lol:

I cant wait for the twitter board to final make some comments that they've been asked for. Like hey I hear you are in the business of upsetting people as your business model for the ideal social media site, can you elaborate?

pretty sure their one and only job is to make as much money for the shareholders as possible so they don’t give a gently caress

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Imagine if, when any social media platform hits a certain amount of active users, they are required to stop allowing new users. A cap on how many people can use one specific dumb platform.

Overnight the rules change.

Also I like my twitter. I make shitposts, I only look at shitposts or stuff from people I actually know, and if I keep seeing stuff from people I don't care about (anything not a shitpost) I gently caress that poo poo right off. So now my feed is pretty much just shitposts, and that's pretty cool. I think it's the opposite of what most people use the tweetering for tho.

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