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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Pac and Cheese posted:

okay i'm going to stop suffocating the thread now, i'm making too many bad posts, i'll be sure to be back with my hot take that if you lose a libel suite in england that means you're guilty because everyone knows they're super easy to win there even if you're a single guy trying to sue possibly the most manipulative and powerful corporation on earth k cya bye

its ok man, i scouted out jaw cancer jokes earlier when people started talking about it but i found no fruitful approach, good for you for just going for it

# ? Apr 28, 2022 03:57

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 12:25

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Started watching mad god on a place and it's loving rad if you like atmospheric poo poo. Still want a god drat bluray of the whole movie, not just part 1 and part 2 or whatever weird poo poo they're doing!!!

Is outer range any good

Cacator posted:

It's almost like the game pushed choices on you that were absolutely meaningless!

Yes, I'm still bitter about paying money for that game. Don't get me started on Deathloop either.

I got it for free on steam and never finished it lol. I got to some room with a bunch of nazi crows maybe?

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:00

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

No. 6 posted:

How embarrassing. That game was crap.

I still want my money back.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:03

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

The best video game is Elden Ring and it's not art

Not one person jacks off an elephant to hose Rip Torn with cum

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:19

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Anyone else basically dependant on listening to these rascals for falling asleep? I've had so many weird dreams where I'm hanging out with them during a botw hah

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:21

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

I got it for free on steam and never finished it lol. I got to some room with a bunch of nazi crows maybe?

Yeah that was relatively early on in the game.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:22

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Milo and POTUS posted:

Started watching mad god on a place and it's loving rad if you like atmospheric poo poo. Still want a god drat bluray of the whole movie, not just part 1 and part 2 or whatever weird poo poo they're doing!!!

So how is this working exactly? Did Tippet release it in parts or was it going to get a theatrical run?

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:22

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

AEMINAL posted:

Anyone else basically dependant on listening to these rascals for falling asleep? I've had so many weird dreams where I'm hanging out with them during a botw hah

cant fall asleep when the voice of angels himself screams AAIIIIIIDDDSSSS in my ears

Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Apr 28, 2022

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:23

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Space Kablooey posted:

cant fall asleep when the voice of angels himself screams AAIIIIIIDDDSSSS in my ears

NGL Rich Evans has woken me up even with headphone volume as low as it will go. Worth it obviously!

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:25

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

AEMINAL posted:

NGL Rich Evans has woken me up even with headphone volume as low as it will go. Worth it obviously!

Did you show him your wendys ad

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:33

Kingo Ligma: Aug 24, 2019; Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

The Anime Liker posted:

The best video game is Elden Ring and it's not art

Not one person jacks off an elephant to hose Rip Torn with cum

Keep playing

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:43

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Watched I Heart Huckabees for the first time in forever. It's very funny! Good flick

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:47

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Milo and POTUS posted:

Did you show him your wendys ad

Yeah but only to lure him into a false sense of security so I could unleash my Warhammer figurine collection

# ? Apr 28, 2022 05:11

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

There's only one videogame that is art, and it's called Elden Ring.

It has a chill rear end turtle pope who will teach you incantations or spells.

I'll put that poo poo up against your mona lisas or david statues any day of the week and twice on Sundays

# ? Apr 28, 2022 05:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

David statues always have tiny dongs anyway

# ? Apr 28, 2022 05:21

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Honestly sculptures aren't art

The dicks are always tiny and the tiddies don't jiggle

# ? Apr 28, 2022 05:22

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Anything can be art. As long as you ask somebody "what does it mean to you?" That's what makes it art.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 05:28

mallratcal: Sep 10, 2003

Milo and POTUS posted:

Started watching mad god on a place and it's loving rad if you like atmospheric poo poo. Still want a god drat bluray of the whole movie, not just part 1 and part 2 or whatever weird poo poo they're doing!!!

I've seen the whole thing and really liked it. I need the blu-ray so I can get watch all of the making of features.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 05:33

Lister: Apr 23, 2004

Moon Knight really came in with the big twists this last episode. I would have never guessed that he was Jewish

# ? Apr 28, 2022 06:24

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

The Anime Liker posted:

I have no idea how to make a plane fly but I do know that 40 is a bigger number than 35

Please deposit $1.9T into my bank account, Uncle Sam

there is a US fighter for every number from F-1 to F-23 except for F-13 (superstition) and F-19 (Northrop requested F-20 instead because they were planning to sell the plane on the export market and didn't want it to be confused with the Russian MiG-19). Who knows what the next one will be now that they've hosed it all up with the F-35. Will it be 24 or 36 or 1000 or what?

If you ever want to win a bar bet against some airplane dork, ask them if there was an F-21. there was: it was the designation used for borrowed Israeli Kfir fighters when they were tested at Area 51

# ? Apr 28, 2022 06:30

lobsterminator: Oct 16, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

there is a US fighter for every number from F-1 to F-23 except for F-13 (superstition) and F-19 (Northrop requested F-20 instead because they were planning to sell the plane on the export market and didn't want it to be confused with the Russian MiG-19). Who knows what the next one will be now that they've hosed it all up with the F-35. Will it be 24 or 36 or 1000 or what?

If you ever want to win a bar bet against some airplane dork, ask them if there was an F-21. there was: it was the designation used for borrowed Israeli Kfir fighters when they were tested at Area 51

There will be F-360 and the F-One and the F-One Series S.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 06:39

DrVenkman: Dec 28, 2005; I think he can hear you, Ray.

Pac and Cheese posted:

okay i'm going to stop suffocating the thread now, i'm making too many bad posts, i'll be sure to be back with my hot take that if you lose a libel suite in england that means you're guilty because everyone knows they're super easy to win there even if you're a single guy trying to sue possibly the most manipulative and powerful corporation on earth k cya bye

Aye, loving off would be best.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 07:35

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

The F13 isn't blocked by superstition those are the ufo based designs from area 51.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 07:39

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Pac-Man is a concise and vigorous expression of the experience of sapient life
to play it is to experience a transient existence revolving around tireless consumption and continuously being forced to stave off the myriad agents of your encroaching demise- an exercise in futility culminating in failure and death

to last longer is consume more successfully, and that means you may, at best, carve your initials onto a chart of history's most successful consumers
this is the only mark you can leave upon its world. but the chart is ultimately no less transient, and you no less dead

funnily, in Ms Pac-Man, all the interludes (the only departure from the interminable cyclical grind for continued existence) are replaced with a simple story of meeting another of your kind, falling in love, and raising the next generation of hungry mouths

I pity anybody unable or unwilling to consider such an experience thoughtfully
it must be a woefully dreary mind that could be gifted the extraordinary experience of a simulated alternate existence and think nothing of it, draw no meaning and dismiss it as an idle distraction

what makes the eighth art so extraordinary is that it must be lived. we are immensely privileged to exist in the infinitesimal time and place where it can be, and I encourage you to draw all the meaning you can out of it, as befits all art

but if not, no matter
Pac-Man has appeared in art museums around the world whether you like it or not, and will continue to long after you're dead. :lofty:

# ? Apr 28, 2022 07:41

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

DrVenkman posted:

Aye, loving off would be best.

hey did you guys know that you can pretty much sue anyone in the uk and they just have to let you do it? i heard about it on south park

i'm going to hold my own trial on the isle of man, i'm suing the murdoch news group for 500 million for giving my dad boomer brain

# ? Apr 28, 2022 07:42

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

no wait a south park episode from 17 years ago!

# ? Apr 28, 2022 07:43

DrVenkman: Dec 28, 2005; I think he can hear you, Ray.

Pac and Cheese posted:

hey did you guys know that you can pretty much sue anyone in the uk and they just have to let you do it? i heard about it on south park

i'm going to hold my own trial on the isle of man, i'm suing the murdoch news group for 500 million for giving my dad boomer brain

This is my first real encounter with a Depp stan and its about what I expected.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 07:53

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

would you two get a friggin room already

this thread is for discussing Roger Ebert's opinions on video games, and the naming and budgeting concerns of the F-35 fighter jet

# ? Apr 28, 2022 08:05

Kingo Ligma: Aug 24, 2019; Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Cubone posted:

would you two get a friggin room already

this thread is for discussing Roger Ebert's opinions on video games, and the naming and budgeting concerns of the F-35 fighter jet

Roger Ebert wanted to name the Joint Strike Fighter the F-69 but Siskel was too much of a coward.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 08:08

Endless Trash: Aug 12, 2007

Cubone posted:

would you two get a friggin room already

this thread is for discussing Roger Ebert's opinions on video games, and the naming and budgeting concerns of the F-35 fighter jet

Roger Ebert was such a dickhead about the F-13 series. (Friday the 13th)

# ? Apr 28, 2022 08:09

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

are dazzle ships art?

how can a machine of death and destruction possibly be considered art? because it has some cute painting on it? yeah right

# ? Apr 28, 2022 08:11

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

The Anime Liker posted:

Honestly sculptures aren't art

The dicks are always tiny

hope you got a refund

# ? Apr 28, 2022 08:41

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

x-posting from when i discovered this last night, csi ny did a cross-promotion with second life and it needs to be seen to be believed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZmjA7GCzQ

this is 100% art, case closed, sometimes video games transcend the medium like this

# ? Apr 28, 2022 08:46