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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
R2D2 is supposed to represent courage and freedom, and to gently caress an R2D2 toy… that’s America right there.

PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Apr 28, 2022

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Gutcruncher posted:

What is the line of dialogue?


code:

INT. FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA'S OFFICE - DAY

COPPOLA and EVANS are sitting in leather chairs 
drinking whiskey and flipping through a copy of 
"The Godfather". Suddenly, the door bursts open. 

PUZO
It's-a me, Mario!

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

I don’t believe this line made it to film. We are being trolled.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
*Don Vito places a large fish on top of his head*

Hey you guys, im the codfather!

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse - by directly threatening his life and livelihood. That's why they call me the Godfather, because I am both a father and God."

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

ffs

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
"Boy it was fun when we were surfing but with all this napalm going off it's like an Apocalypse Now"

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Cash those cheques baby.

https://twitter.com/ClunkSpider/status/1519721207725281281?t=OeZijUnNREe14UXagw6EPQ&s=19

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Cacator posted:

code:
INT. FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA'S OFFICE - DAY

COPPOLA and EVANS are sitting in leather chairs 
drinking whiskey and flipping through a copy of 
"The Godfather". Suddenly, the door bursts open. 

PUZO
The Godfather was his sled! It was his sled all along!

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
anyone wanna partner with me on some screenplays i have a lot of good ideas

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


X JAKK posted:

It appears Disney has their princesses operating under the same regulations as Afghani concubines.

http://www.factfiend.com/disney-princesses-arent-allowed-look/

lovely clickbait freelancer sees a brand guideline for the first time and freaks the gently caress out: Film at 11.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

LanceHunter posted:

lovely clickbait freelancer sees a brand guideline for the first time and freaks the gently caress out: Film at 11.

I got baited with the promise of reading the weird employee regulations and this dude is just mumbling to himself for like 8 paragraphs

E: was hoping it was guidelines for the parks performers

TheSwizzler fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Apr 28, 2022

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
I was having a random thought about how idiot studio people would probably be dumb enough to try to reboot Attack of the Killer Tomatoes as a straight up super serious grimdark horror film, and lo and behold, they actually are making a freaking reboot, no word at all on what tone they will be going for though.

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3573845/filming-begun-attack-killer-tomatoes-reboot/


TheSwizzler posted:

E: was hoping it was guidelines for the parks performers
heres a few

https://www.narcity.com/toronto/here-is-how-you-can-work-as-a-princess-at-disney-world
https://www.thetravel.com/weird-rules-disney-princesses-follow-parks/

X JAKK fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Apr 28, 2022

Lister
Apr 23, 2004


I'm fine with this. It's like taking a commission as an artist. You're being commissioned because the patron likes your work, but they still want it to be what they're asking for.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Lister posted:

I'm fine with this. It's like taking a commission as an artist. You're being commissioned because the patron likes your work, but they still want it to be what they're asking for.

I don't have any issue with it. Of course I'd rather see a Raimi movie built from the ground up. But I'm easily entertained. If there's some Raimisms in there I'll be happy.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Arc Hammer posted:

Blues Brothers is good what the gently caress.

3/4ths of those things are good to great lol. There's nothing I can do about the eagles though. Maybe an elective ear removal surgery

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Veev posted:

This is some of the worst voice acting I've heard in a very long time and this is what they chose for the trailer.

it was good between 0:10 and 0:15 when they used the og voices then they committed to having an entire movie voiced by a bored mulaney and samberg.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Arc Hammer posted:

Blues Brothers is good what the gently caress.

I think people just have some idea that The Blues Brothers is just a goofy musical or something, and don't know about/remember all the cursing and Carrie Fisher blowing poo poo up and the insane car chases near the end

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

e:nm

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



Blues Brothers has two of the best car chases ever put to film in it

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Watched Godfather 1 and 2 this year, both were good. Blues Brothers is good and funny.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/psychotronica_/status/1519381791152422913

it's amazing how much movie making art has been lost

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


X JAKK posted:

I was having a random thought about how idiot studio people would probably be dumb enough to try to reboot Attack of the Killer Tomatoes as a straight up super serious grimdark horror film, and lo and behold, they actually are making a freaking reboot, no word at all on what tone they will be going for though.

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3573845/filming-begun-attack-killer-tomatoes-reboot/

Hope they can get Clooney back

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Lmao

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Yup. Once you can do it all in computers, it’s just kind of like :effort:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Lister posted:

I'm fine with this. It's like taking a commission as an artist. You're being commissioned because the patron likes your work, but they still want it to be what they're asking for.

Marvel: it's just as good as paying for a portrait of yourself getting throat-hosed by Shadow the Hedgehog

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I think people just have some idea that The Blues Brothers is just a goofy musical or something, and don't know about/remember all the cursing and Carrie Fisher blowing poo poo up and the insane car chases near the end

Huh? By "people" do you mean "people who haven't seen the film and know nothing about it"? It's one of the most indulgent and over-the-top destructive car action movies of all time.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

Pac and Cheese posted:

are dazzle ships art?



how can a machine of death and destruction possibly be considered art? because it has some cute painting on it? yeah right

Apply this logic to those Korean Military idols. With the weird anime helicopters.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Randarkman posted:

Huh? By "people" do you mean "people who haven't seen the film and know nothing about it"? It's one of the most indulgent and over-the-top destructive car action movies of all time.

Well yeah, that's why I said "don't know about" in my post :v:

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

Randarkman posted:

Huh? By "people" do you mean "people who haven't seen the film and know nothing about it"? It's one of the most indulgent and over-the-top destructive car action movies of all time.

Its so good

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Randarkman posted:

Huh? By "people" do you mean "people who haven't seen the film and know nothing about it"? It's one of the most indulgent and over-the-top destructive car action movies of all time.

Eh the fast and furious movie do it better.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

MarcusSA posted:

Eh the fast and furious movie do it better.

I can't imagine they've topped just the sheer number of cars getting hosed up.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Thanks!

Most of it isn't too weird but:

quote:

All Disney Princesses have a quota for the number of guests they interact with. Each Princess is required to spend time with at least 172 guests per hour, which averages out to 1.2 guests per minute with a Disney "handler" keeping track of those numbers.

That there just sounds horrible. Especially being followed around by some Disney commissar with a counter

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


TheSwizzler posted:

Thanks!

Most of it isn't too weird but:

That there just sounds horrible. Especially being followed around by some Disney commissar with a counter

This is, in part, tied to the whole FastPass situation. Disney needed to create additional things that FastPass could be used for, so they made the Princesses (who used to just wander the park) into a specific attraction to be visited. The Defunctland doc about the whole thing is a must-watch...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjZpBq1XBE

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

TheSwizzler posted:

Thanks!

Most of it isn't too weird but:

That there just sounds horrible. Especially being followed around by some Disney commissar with a counter

Chuds might have the numbers but disney has the discipline in the coming fracas

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Milo and POTUS posted:

Chuds might have the numbers but disney has the discipline in the coming fracas

"Look to your left. Now look to your right. By the end of Disney Princess training, one of these people will be dead"

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

ZeusCannon posted:

Apply this logic to those Korean Military idols. With the weird anime helicopters.
The MoMA has a 1953 Jeep in its collection as an example of art in industrial design.

And then there are the Japanese idol helicopters:



PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Watched Commando. Pretty great! It's no Predator, but I like how little plot there is. It seems to me that this is what a lot of the BotW movies are aspiring to. Arnie just needs a black tank top. Rae Dawn Chong is pretty great as the sidekick who goes from getting kidnapped by Arnie to shooting a rocket launcher at the cops for him.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Rebel Blob posted:

The MoMA has a 1953 Jeep in its collection as an example of art in industrial design.

And then there are the Japanese idol helicopters:





This has got to be against the Geneva convention. Cringe on that level could destroy an entire nation

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Why wouldn't we adorn our combat vehicles with the most insidious weapon yet known to man.

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