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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HRCpLupVjw

Longmont Potion Castle phone pranked Trebek for over a decade.

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GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Gently caress Aaron Rodgers, that mother loving douche canoe, for embarassing me at the nerd contest

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Dexo posted:

Eh Eddie Jackson is an NFL starter, maybe overpaid but definitely an NFL starter, so is Gipson, so is Whitehair and Borom, and that Packers guy they signed. So is that DL they signed

Their problem is less that they don't have NFL starters it's more that they have generally nothing but a bunch of baseline NFL starters and only like 2 blue chippers and maybe 2-3 more possibles.

Borom is not a starter. Maybe he develops into one, but he was pretty bad last season.

I think this list is actually being generous to the Bears.

https://twitter.com/AlanSeslowsky/status/1519260339686232064

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Lions are going to go bonkers on defense especially the line and safeties.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Danny LaFever posted:

Lions are going to go bonkers on defense especially the line and safeties.

If the Lions can walk out of the draft with a pair of edge rushers and a safety/linebacker after the first 34 picks, I will consider that a rousing success.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Niwrad posted:

Borom is not a starter. Maybe he develops into one, but he was pretty bad last season.

I think this list is actually being generous to the Bears.

https://twitter.com/AlanSeslowsky/status/1519260339686232064

Borom was fine last year. I'm not sure if he's a legitimate starter, but Jenkins looked way worse. When Borom had to come in for Peters, he looked like he was holding his own.

Honestly, I'm not even sure how to judge the offensive line when they were constantly put in positions to fail.

EDIT: Forgot to say that I think that list is very generous to the Bears. I'd rank them 2nd.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Gonz posted:

If the Lions can walk out of the draft with a pair of edge rushers and a safety/linebacker after the first 34 picks, I will consider that a rousing success.

My guess is that they don't take a linebacker on Day 1 or 2. Edge, Safety and DT are on the menu though.

I might even put corner above linebacker. I think the Lions like what the have for LBer unfortunately.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Niwrad posted:

Borom is not a starter. Maybe he develops into one, but he was pretty bad last season.

I think this list is actually being generous to the Bears.

https://twitter.com/AlanSeslowsky/status/1519260339686232064

The bottom three should be Atlanta, Chicago, and Green Bay without question.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
are you ready

im ready

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
As a Lions fan, i’m ready.














To be disappointed per usual.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

EVERY DRAFT I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM AN AWFUL CHOICE INTO THE ENVELOPE. ITS A SPECIAL TEAMS SPECIALIST AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE KICKER, SEIBERT. I DO EVERY KICK AND I DO EVERY KICK HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I MAKE A 50 YARD FIELD GOAL OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY OUTKICKED ROBBIE GOULD. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN GREEN BAY AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE AUDIBLES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



mercenarynuker posted:

EVERY DRAFT I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM AN AWFUL CHOICE INTO THE ENVELOPE. ITS A SPECIAL TEAMS SPECIALIST AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE KICKER, SEIBERT. I DO EVERY KICK AND I DO EVERY KICK HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I MAKE A 50 YARD FIELD GOAL OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY OUTKICKED ROBBIE GOULD. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN GREEN BAY AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE AUDIBLES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

This guy gets it.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Draft Day baby! Who's ready to grab a raw defensive line prospect who will bust before their third year?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




SKULL.GIF posted:

Draft Day baby! Who's ready to grab a raw defensive line prospect who will bust before their third year?

:sigh:

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Oh it's draft day? I thought that started tomorrow?

-- sincerely, a Chicago Bear's fan









:smith:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Trebek earned his smugness by hosting the show for decades. What did Rodgers ever do besides lose a bunch of playoff games and get dragged to one ring by his team?

:qqsay:

It'll be ok, champ


e: not for your team, I mean. But in general.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Apr 28, 2022

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Guy A. Person posted:

Oh it's draft day? I thought that started tomorrow?

-- sincerely, a Chicago Bear's fan









:smith:

Oh man. I can't wait how many picks we trade away today!

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
Just woke up from a nightmare that the Lions had traded up to select a running back first overall

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Acebuckeye13 posted:

Just woke up from a nightmare that the Lions had traded up to select a running back first overall

His name? Barry Sanders.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


If you want some time to kill until the draft tonight...

https://twitter.com/Peter_Bukowski/status/1519315824393269248

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

GRADING THE CHICAGO BEARS 2022 DRAFT SELECTIONS

Round 1: Justin Fields, QB, Ohio State
A-

Round 2: TBD
Round 2: TBD
Round 3: TBD

and as we all know nobody cares about day 3

Anti-Hero
Feb 26, 2004

SKULL.GIF posted:

If you want some time to kill until the draft tonight...

https://twitter.com/Peter_Bukowski/status/1519315824393269248

Paywalled.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Haha is it draft day I hadn't noticed wow just another day on my calendar I say as not a packer fan totally normally lol like I always do"

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1519488933616308224

Hand Row
May 28, 2001
While obviously not Pickett but it wouldn’t surprise me if they trade up and take an Edge rusher like Jermaine Johnson. The reaction when it’s not a WR will be great.

At this point with the way it looks like the draft will fall I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t take any receivers in round 1 and it ends up being in the 2nd/3rd.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Gute needs to find his Justin Harrell.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*runs around in circles*

https://twitter.com/davebirkett/status/1519833845557649408

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*runs around in circles perfectly parallel with Gonz*

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*accidentally runs the wrong way and crashes into mjeff and gonz*

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
My shoes fell off! And my glasses! I can’t see, damnit!

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Lions... Did not gently caress this up? What?

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

mercenarynuker posted:

Lions... Did not gently caress this up? What?

No? I don't have an issue with Hutch, but I wonder if we'll regret (missing out on) Kayvon.

Comfortador fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Apr 29, 2022

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

mercenarynuker posted:

Lions... Did not gently caress this up? What?

Brad Holmes, baybeeeeee.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


They didn't gently caress it up with Okudah either

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1519849665935462400

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1519850180698206209

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY

https://twitter.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1519850098724945920

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
LET'S GO LIONS! GET THAT KYLE HAMILTON!

edit:



Nooooo! I want DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE. But... whatever.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/amonra_stbrown/status/1519851285960441856

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lmfao, Phil Mackey telling a drunk audience that the Vikings got fleeced.

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Lions lock their first pick, they cock their second

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